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Funny story: London To Host The 2009 Alaskan Dog Sledding Championship

London To Host The 2009 Alaskan Dog Sledding Championship

LONDON, England - Londoners are experiencing the heaviest snowstorm in 18 years. The record snowfall has caused Heathrow Airport to be shut down. Even Amy Winehouse's bee-hive hairdo is completely covered with the white stuff (snow). One of her ne...

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Funny story: Captain Scott offers help to Johnson

Captain Scott offers help to Johnson

There were amazing scenes in the centre of London today when Scott of the Antarctic made an unexpected appearance. The world famous explorer who died in 1912 went immediately to offer assistance to beleaguered mayor Boris Johnson. Captain Robert...

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Funny story: Snowstorm Catches Britain Without Food, Viagra!

Snowstorm Catches Britain Without Food, Viagra!

The British capital of London ground to a halt on Monday after the worst snowstorm in 18 years caused hundreds of flight cancellations and virtually halted public transportation and private entertainment, catching thousands of Londoners without food,...

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Funny story: Snow creates chaos across the UK

Snow creates chaos across the UK

Britain faces paralysis today as ΒΌ" of snow (about 1cm) fell overnight and actually settled in some places. "I came out to find some snow on my car this morning," said Major Ian Clement, "it was truly shocking." Near Arctic temperatures of -1C...

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Funny story: "White-Out" as blizzards sweep London

"White-Out" as blizzards sweep London

Blizzards sweeping in from the north have disabled London - with the worst snow for 18 years. Airports and major roads are shut, and the railways are severely affected. London buses have been withdrawn. There is only a skeleton service on London...

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Funny story: Mother Nature Gives Big Ben a Snowjob

Mother Nature Gives Big Ben a Snowjob

Londoners have never seen such snow! Meters and meters of the cold white stuff have piled up around the cemeteries, monuments and even have obscured the famous face of the great clock known as Big Ben. Tory politicians are taking the occasion t...

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Funny story: Snowfall Affected By Credit Crunch

Snowfall Affected By Credit Crunch

Winter arrived early in many parts of the UK today, with snow falling across the country, but weather experts say snowfalls were lighter than expected, and have possibly been affected by the worldwide economic and financial crisis, known chillingly a...

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Funny story: Whitby Whiteout

Whitby Whiteout

Whitby in north Yorkshire was brought to a standstill on Saturday as five inches of snow fell in the space of an hour. Fans travelling for the FA Trophy match in Whitby were caught by surprise. "I came over the hill above Whitby and it was like lo...

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Funny story: Martian's not predicting a White Christmas

Martian's not predicting a White Christmas

Although Scientists have recently discovered Snow falling on Mars, it is believed that Martians are not holding out great hopes for a White Christmas this year. Maude Smith 45, from Mars told us: 'The weather looks so promising in early Autumn, an...

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Funny story: A Sexless Christmas At Hogwarts

A Sexless Christmas At Hogwarts

It was Christmas time at Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry and everyone was getting into the festive sprit. The grounds were covered in a layer of thick Hedwig white coloured snow and from every nook and cranny hung magical decorations.

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Funny story: Mysterious white substance falls across the UK

Mysterious white substance falls across the UK

A peculiar white, frigid, granular material has fallen across much of the UK overnight, with forecasters advising that it came from the sky, and that there may be more later.

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Funny story: Heavy Snow Sweeps Britton

Heavy Snow Sweeps Britton

20-stone (280lb/127kg) Canadian rap artist Snow tonight faces multiple assault charges after lashing out at daytime TV presenter Fern Britton with a chimneysweep's broom. The 86-year-old Informer performer hit out during a heated argument over the g...

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Funny story: Much of America in Deep Freeze

Much of America in Deep Freeze

Severe thunderstorms, tornadoes, blizzards and whiteouts encouraged by a drop in temperatures that, in some areas, plummeted by 50 degrees, has put much of the United States in a deep freeze.

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Funny story: Fears For Albino Skier Lost in Alps

Fears For Albino Skier Lost in Alps

Worried family members gathered at the foot of the legendary Matterhorn Mountain in France, Europe today as they waited and hoped that rescuers could find missing albino Austrian skier Petr Paleface.

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Funny story: Who Needs a Ferrarri?

Who Needs a Ferrarri?

A polar bear and a penguin were walking along the snow dunes one day when the polar bear fell down a chasm. Try as he might, the poor polar bear couldn't get out. The penguin did everything he could think of, but he couldn't rescue his friend.

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Funny story: Farmer Says toy drives snow bound Midwestern family insane

Farmer Says toy drives snow bound Midwestern family insane

A Midwestern family was driven crazy recently by one of their children's toys. Wendy Bottom said that they gave one of their children The Farmer Says toy for Christmas and that's all they have heard for the last three days.

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Funny story: Snowmen Make Evolutionary Leap

Snowmen Make Evolutionary Leap

"Unprecedented, astonishing, we have never seen such a huge evolutionary leap in a single generation," Professor Ima Dorc declares. It seems that snowmen have now divided into two species, the cold weather snowmen, who have recently begun...

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