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Funny story: Smoker's rebellion: Landlord moves pub outside

Smoker's rebellion: Landlord moves pub outside

Britain's first totally outdoor bar was opened in the small hamlet of Smokington-on-Sea today.

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Funny story: Airport protester arrested, cigarette put out

Airport protester arrested, cigarette put out

Glasgow - Police described the fire at Glasgow Airport today as "total madness".

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Funny story: Rome smoking ban extends to dead popes

Rome smoking ban extends to dead popes

Rome - (Ass Mess): The latest health-kick no-smoking craze which has swept across from the UK to Italy has clearly upset the Vatican which has been told: No More Lighting Up When a Pope Dies.

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Funny story: Smoking Ban Heralds Dawn of Government Control

Smoking Ban Heralds Dawn of Government Control

A smoking ban came in force at 6am, 1st of July 2007, and already has been the subject of discussion up and down the UK.

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Funny story: Shock: Two Women Detained In "Cigarette City"

Shock: Two Women Detained In "Cigarette City"

CONSTITUTION, SC - Otherwise known as "Cigarette City" by its locals because of the city's ban on non-smokers in its restaurants and bars, Constitution, SC has become a haven for free-thinkers and constitutionalists from across the coun...

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Funny story: Alert: Wife sought for giving husband cancer

Alert: Wife sought for giving husband cancer

When it started growing on his neck, Mark Spiels thought it just a freckle. As the carcinoma increased in diameter, Mark had it removed and all was fine.

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Funny story: Government to ban smoking during sex

Government to ban smoking during sex

The latest politically correct act of the custodians of our nanny state is going to be to introduce legislation banning smoking during sexual intercourse.

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Funny story: New England Journal of Medicine finds Oral Sex worse than smoking or drinking - but better than not getting any

New England Journal of Medicine finds Oral Sex worse than smoking or drinking - but better than not getting any

New York, New York - The New England Journal of Medicine announced this week it made a correlation between the Human Papillomavirus (HPV), oral sex and throat-cancer. Research shows a higher potential for developing throat-cancer by engaging in oral...

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Funny story: Sex, Alcohol and Paid Time Off For Smokers Says Tony Blair

Sex, Alcohol and Paid Time Off For Smokers Says Tony Blair

In a sudden U-turn the Government is attempting to boost smoking in the UK by offering free time off work while you try to quit. The Minister for Health expects the new incentive to encourage at least 100 million new smokers within the next 12 months...

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Funny story: Probe Into Justice Firings, Missing Emails, Hunt For Bin Laden, 2008 Election Postponed Due To Shootings - Cheney, Lesbian Daughter Found With Smoking Gun

Probe Into Justice Firings, Missing Emails, Hunt For Bin Laden, 2008 Election Postponed Due To Shootings - Cheney, Lesbian Daughter Found With Smoking Gun

(Blacksburg, VA) -- In the wake of the most tragic one-event shooting of innocent American students since the Vietnam War, as well as the coldest and most blustery April on record, US Attorney Generalisimo Alberto VO5 Gonzales, the last non-resigned...

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Funny story: Cigarette recall triggered by discovery of healthful substance

Cigarette recall triggered by discovery of healthful substance

Trace amounts of retinol, or vitamin A, a substance that improves eyesight, skin quality and general health in humans, were found in several production lots of filter cigarettes at the Rigget & Lyers tobacco plant in Coughlin, North Carolina.

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Funny story: "Quit Shmit - There's Nothing Unhealthy About Smoking"

"Quit Shmit - There's Nothing Unhealthy About Smoking"

(AP) Pittsburgh, PA -- Local Doctor Reveals Truth About HealthScare. Dr. Armand Kowapalski made an astonishing announcement today to the Surgeon General, FDA, and local reporters. "Not only is it okay to smoke - it's also h...

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Funny story: Fat Kids Eat and Smoke

Fat Kids Eat and Smoke

Today, a ban has come into force that prevents unhealthy food products being advertised on children's programmes.

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Funny story: New lung medicine worries police

New lung medicine worries police

While developing an aerosol to break down tars in smokers' repiratory tracts, researchers at the University of Maryland Munich Campus in Germany discovered an unexpected side effect that has raised some controversy.

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Funny story: Fisher Price and Mattel Unleash Kiddie Bongs, Barbie Bandits

Fisher Price and Mattel Unleash Kiddie Bongs, Barbie Bandits

A video was released to news stations on Sunday morning showing 2 teenagers teaching their toddler brothers and sisters to smoke marijuana. Fisher-Price and Mattel used their quick trigger fingers to react to the market.

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Funny story: Cigarette Smokers Adjust Their Smoking Levels

Cigarette Smokers Adjust Their Smoking Levels

Smokers throughout Britain have been changing their ways in preparation for the new law that prohibits smoking in public places from July 1st.

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Funny story: Life Coach Would Like To Book You In

Life Coach Would Like To Book You In

Top guru and life coach, Ken McPaula, has released yet another self-help book that preys on sad people who suffer from some kind of problem.

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