DFS have today revealed that their sale is going to end in a surprise announcement. The sale, which has been running for the last 63 years and has made the company famous for it's TV commercials, has become a British institution. Pablo Von Maus...
President Barack Obama, on his nightly visit on ABC, CBS, NBC and CNN was in tears last night as he confessed that Michelle's mother, Ms. Marion Robinson, has apparently been on a wild shopping spree even while he was trying to get the nation out of...
On a crisp fall day, probably in a town like Georgetown, South Carolina, our aging writer, former athlete, man about town, now fallen on severe disrepair due to the irreversible process of aging, decided to buy a bicycle and return to the days of his infancy...yet one more brief step away from diapers and a life approaching full circle. Finding that walking has now become a chore due to yet und...
A new national study shows a strong connection between the swine flu and individuals who regularly shop at Swine*Mart outlets. The study-among 13,000 swine flu victims in 13 states-found evidence that customers of the giant mini-grocery chain ca...
There was drama 'in store' for shoppers at a large supermarket chain in Thailand on Thursday, when a man became lost in amongst the superstore's vast number of aisles, and had to be rescued by a search party. Moys Kenwood, originally from Hull in...
Supermarket Folly Doesn't it just wind you up! I pulled into the local supermarket, you know, the one the starts and ends with 'A'. I found a parking space at least within the same time zone and caught a tram to the front door. When I got there I saw 'fatso' in his 4Wd parked in the disabled bay. He was about as disabled as I am: and I had just laboured with Ranulph Fieness across a co...
Boulder, CO - Organic grocer Whole Globe Foods has announced a new produce-free product called "Straight Sanctimony" to appeal to its customers who want to feel good about themselves, even though they don't like eating fresh vegetables or fruit.
I think that I pissed off some people yesterday. Of course, for folks who come into contact with me, this is not something rare or new. I need a new suit. I got too fat to wear my older ones (and they were old and dying anyway) and was down to just two tweed sportcoats. Since winter is approaching, I wanted at least one new suit now for church, weddings, funerals, and just looking studely in...
Fort Worth, TX - A Fort Worth couple shopping at the Stan's Club Cost Containment Warehouse store in west Fort Worth achieved what no couple had ever done before. The two of them, along with two shopping carts, successfully obstructed a 22-foot wide...
Some things just never change. Harry Nillman, 75, had recently gained employment at his local supermarket as a Front Door Hospitality Technician. "I say 'hi' to people as they come into the store," said Nillman, whose recent loss of his wife...
Washington DC - Thrilled with the tremendous success of the economic recovery so far, President Odamnbu has announced a new government program to stimulate the economy. We interviewed the President yesterday and are now revealing some of the details...
In a desperate move to try and bring customers back to their stores, F-Mart has announced plans to go topless at their cash registers. This announcement comes on the heels of National Breast Appreciation Day (September 28th), and that will also be t...
Minnesota, MN - In response to a $100,000k+ fine imposed on the chain for discriminating against a differently-abled individual at their Mall of America branch, a US fashion chain has dedicated an entire line of clothing for those suffering with disa...
Consumers across the UK have today joyfully greeted a supermarket's decision to launch a new range of "Value" products. In these difficult financial times, pressure had been placed up the managing director to incorporate a new range of "Value" pro...
London - Much maligned global pariah Mahmoud Ahmadinejad whose slogan to the people of Iran "It's possible and we can do it" is remarkably similar to that of President Obama's "Yes we can" was spotted vacationing in London after the last G8 summit sh...
A British man living here in the Thai eastern seaboard resort of Pattaya was subjected to an infuriating, frustrating and humiliating experience yesterday afternoon when, shopping in the Pattaya Tai branch of a supermarket, he was forced to wait 7 mi...
People shopping in a Supermarket in Dumfries in Scotland have been getting shocks from the supermarkets trolleys. One of the shoppers we spoke to Walter Watt said "People have been getting electric shocks of these trolleys for weeks and the manag...
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