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Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Guest Star On "Gossip Girl" As The Tarantelli Triplets

Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Guest Star On "Gossip Girl" As The Tarantelli Triplets

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of CW's Gossip Girl have revealed that they have in fact just signed Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato to appear as the Tarantelli Triplets in the hit television teen drama. The three teen singing sensations will...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez 'Not An Item' Says Insider

Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez 'Not An Item' Says Insider

A Hollywood insider today announced that despite widespread rumours, Justin Bieber, and 'Wizards Of Waverly Place' star Selena Gomez are most definitely not an item. The lady insider told us that the two 'young uns' are just friends who have a dee...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, Miley Cyrus, and Selena Gomez To Star In "Intimate Secrets of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders"

Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, Miley Cyrus, and Selena Gomez To Star In "Intimate Secrets of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders"

HOLLYWOOD - Noted producer/director Fanton Brasshorn has just announced that he will shortly begin filming on his new movie entitled Intimate Secrets of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. Brasshorn purchased the book rights from noted sports author E...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez and Wizards of Waverly Place Co-Star David Henrie Seen Playing Footsie At Taco Bell

Selena Gomez and Wizards of Waverly Place Co-Star David Henrie Seen Playing Footsie At Taco Bell

EL SEGUNDO, California - Teen singing sensation Selena Gomez and David Henrie, her co-star on Wizards of Waverly Place were spotted playing footsie at a local Taco Bell in El Segundo. When Selena noticed that she had been spotted she quickly put d...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record Rihanna's Hit, "I Can Giggle And Wiggle And Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle"

Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record Rihanna's Hit, "I Can Giggle And Wiggle And Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato were sitting by Miley Cyrus' swimming pool and talking about some future collaborative projects that they have in mind. Miley told the two girls that it has really been a hectic summer for her what wi...

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Funny story: There is No God: Selena Gomez Vid Hits 60 Million Views on Youtube.

There is No God: Selena Gomez Vid Hits 60 Million Views on Youtube.

Card-carrying, water-dunking Born-Agains are spitting their eucharist into the sink after Youtube announced definitive proof that God does not exist: Selena Gomez's music Video for her song "Naturally" has been viewed sixty-million times.Did You K...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Goes To Bed With Robert Pattinson And Taylor Lautner - Miley Cyrus Furious

Selena Gomez Goes To Bed With Robert Pattinson And Taylor Lautner - Miley Cyrus Furious

Hollywood - Unconfirmed reports are flooding in with the shock news that wholesome Texan Disney girl next door, Selena Gomez, went to bed in the early hours of this morning with Twilight hunks, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner. Skoob Entertainm...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez's Hit Song "Don't Touch Me Below The Belt" Soars To #1

Selena Gomez's Hit Song "Don't Touch Me Below The Belt" Soars To #1

BEVERLY HILLS - Selena Gomez was shopping at a trendy cosmetics shop on Rodeo Drive when she was asked about her latest hit song. Selena smiled and said that the song which she co-wrote with Ke$ha, "Don't Touch Me Below The Belt" has already made...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Brenda Song Star in "The Teenage Hotties Vs. The Zombies of Hollywood Hills

Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Brenda Song Star in "The Teenage Hotties Vs. The Zombies of Hollywood Hills

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The Lighthouse Motion Picture Company in association with Cripple Creek Pictures has announced the filming of Benigno Montemarciano's latest motion picture in his "The Teenage Hotties" series. The film entitled, The Teenage Hotti...

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Funny story: Fap-Guilty No More: Selena Gomez is 18

Fap-Guilty No More: Selena Gomez is 18

Men who felt guilty for getting all tingly after watching her on "Wizards Of Waverly Place" or --yuck-- as Gianna on Barney and Friends should hide their heads in shame no longer: Selena Gomez is 18. "Oh, man," said 54 year-old Diego Farmworker,...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Says She Wants To Star In A Vampire Movie

Selena Gomez Says She Wants To Star In A Vampire Movie

TARZANA, California - Selena Gomez was visiting a cousin in Tarzana, Flo "Frisky" Fernandez, when she was asked about her latest hit single. She said the song is currently ranked #2 with a bullet. The title of the song is "Ya Know Just Cause I Hav...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record The Britney Spears Hit Song "My Skin Is Just Itching To Be Touched"

Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record The Britney Spears Hit Song "My Skin Is Just Itching To Be Touched"

LOS ANGELES - Three of the most popular teenage singers in American have signed to record the song that Britney Spears took all the way to number one back in March, "My Skin Is Just Itching To Be Touched." Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovat...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Performs on America's Got Talent

Selena Gomez Performs on America's Got Talent

HOLLYWOOD - The young teen singing sensation Selena Gomez pranced and danced on The America's Got Talent stage and really thrilled the audience with her fine as wine singing. AGT Host Nick Cannon, Mariah Carey's hubby even compared Selena to a you...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Star With Jay Leno In "The Adventures of Mr. Potato Head"

Justin Bieber Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Star With Jay Leno In "The Adventures of Mr. Potato Head"

LOS ANGELES - Walt Disney Productions in association with Lions Face Motion Pictures has just announced that they will soon begin production on the non-animated film The Adventures of Mr. Potato Head. The motion picture will star teen stars Justin...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record Kelly Clarkson's Big Hit "I Thought I Heard Him Say Suck It, My Bad"

Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record Kelly Clarkson's Big Hit "I Thought I Heard Him Say Suck It, My Bad"

SAN FRANCISCO - The trio of teen queens was in the "City By The Bay" visiting the historic Alcatraz Federal Prison. Miley said that her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, knew several men who had actually been incarcerated in the prison out in the middle of Sa...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift Record The Song "Say Dude Can I Toot Your Vuvuzela?"

Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift Record The Song "Say Dude Can I Toot Your Vuvuzela?"

SAN FRANCISCO - Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift had just finished performing a benefit concert at the famed Cow Patty Palace when they were asked about the song project they have been working on. The trio was performing a concert to be...

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Funny story: The Snapshots of Miley Cyrus' Vagina Clearly Show She "Can't Be Tamed"

The Snapshots of Miley Cyrus' Vagina Clearly Show She "Can't Be Tamed"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Miley Cyrus was back at her mansion high in the Hollywood Hills still fuming from the explicit snatchshots that were posted by the blogger to the stars Perez Hilton. Hilton defended the photos saying that (1) Cyrus is a big girl...

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