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Funny story: Scotland 3012 .A.D

Scotland 3012 .A.D

The second report by a 2012 A.D. archaeologist as he excavates Scotland. "Following my first excursion into the north west of the landmass, I travelled for approximately 60 miles in an Easterly direction to a much smaller site than previously. Located on the periphery of a small, but well-to-do urban establishment, this compact structure was relatively well preserved . In fact, the evidence w...

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Funny story: Scotland 3011 A.D

Scotland 3011 A.D

What would an archaeologist in a thousand years time find if he excavated in the Glasgow area ? "One of the most interesting discoveries during my lifelong project of excavating sporting venues in the Western European Continental Peninsula occurred when I had to journey into the northwest of the landmass where a large metropolitan colony once existed. While there were more than a few sit...

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Funny story: Origins of National Mourning Identified

Origins of National Mourning Identified

After studying the issue of national mourning for the last 2 years, sociologists at the Institute of Deep Thinking have come up with the theory that our increasing capacity for public outpourings of grief is inextricably linked with the premature dea...

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Funny story: SFA Announce Major Innovations

SFA Announce Major Innovations

After years of dithering over what improvements should be made to help referees deal with the increasing instances of player indiscipline (on and off the ball) and more importantly to increase the quality of entertainment on show, the SFA have at las...

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Funny story: Bungs Probe Stuns Scottish Football

Bungs Probe Stuns Scottish Football

Scottish football has been rocked by the news that the Scottish Football League is investigating allegations that two of its officials offered to sell their votes in the contest to host the 2011 Alba Cup Final. 2 reporters from The Inversneckie B...

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Funny story: SPL Reconstruction Shock Claims

SPL Reconstruction Shock Claims

Reports are coming out from various unnamed sources that the oft used emotional and financial arguments being put forward on the subject of league reconstruction are being accompanied by some distinctly unsavoury methods of persuasion. Details of...

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Funny story: Free Church Votes for Change

Free Church Votes for Change

Major changes in how the Free Church of Scotland conducts its services have been approved by the ruling inner sanctum. Like other mainstream religions in the U.K. the Free Church has been suffering from rapidly declining membership over recent yea...

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Funny story: Scottish Conservatives appoint new MSP - Archie the inventor

Scottish Conservatives appoint new MSP - Archie the inventor

Following the resignation of their 'best hope for an MSP' Jimmy Buchan, the Scottish Conservatives have today appointed a new candidate ahead of the Holyrood elections. Archie the inventor from the highly popular TV series Balamory is to stand in...

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Funny story: The Isle of Mull is stolen

The Isle of Mull is stolen

The Isle of Mull, home to the Mull of Kintyre (made famous by Paul McCartney's dirge) and Tobomory (which gained fame as the children's TV show Balamory), has been stolen. The first anybody knew of the theft was when the SatNav on the Mull Ferry a...

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Funny story: Chinese panda-bear moves to Scotland because she loves bagpipe music!

Chinese panda-bear moves to Scotland because she loves bagpipe music!

China has released the news that one of their precious panda-bears, Tian Tian, is to be moved to a Zoo in Scotland. The reason for this astonishing move is that Tian Tian only gets "turned on" when she hears bagpipes playing. It seems that Scottis...

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Funny story: Bagpipe Farmers in Scotland feel the Squeeze

Bagpipe Farmers in Scotland feel the Squeeze

The present recession in the UK and bad weather have seriously affected the bagpipe farmers of Scotland. Angus MacStonedeef, head of the Scottish Bagpipe Farmers Association, with the help of a sign-language expert, explained to our reporter that...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle welcomes in 2011 in style

Susan Boyle welcomes in 2011 in style

Susan Boyle has welcomed in 2011 in great style. Susan had a huge party at her new house in Blackburn. Invited guests were all of the people of the village. There were NO celebrities invited. When asked why Susan had hostessed a party excluding...

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Funny story: Taylor Momsen Performs In Scotland And Confuses It With England

Taylor Momsen Performs In Scotland And Confuses It With England

GLASGOW, Scotland - Taylor Momsen, aka "The Racoon Rapscallion" performed with her band The Pretty Reckless before a boisterous crowd at Glasgow's Silken Kilt Arena. The Scottish concert goers were having a jolly good time up until Momsen, aka The...

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Funny story: Frankie Boyle In Hot Water Again (No Pun Intended)

Frankie Boyle In Hot Water Again (No Pun Intended)

It appears that controversial Jockinese joker and, in the words of novelist Stephen King: "officious little prick" Frankie Boyle has once again landed himself in hot water (Boyling water - no pun intended) by contriving to be controversial. Again.

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Funny story: Scottish Minister resigns because he got stuck in the snow!

Scottish Minister resigns because he got stuck in the snow!

Scottish transport Minister, Stewart Stevenson, has resigned because he got stuck in the snow too many times and had to be dug out. Whilst attempting to co-ordinate the logistics in Scotland during the heavy snow falls he drove into a snow drift a...

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Funny story: Lad in Scotland vows to "Get to the bottom of this Haggis craze"

Lad in Scotland vows to "Get to the bottom of this Haggis craze"

Ian MacAfferty, 17, of Dumbarton announced on Wednesday to the BBC that he plans to "get to the bottom of this haggis craze". Young Mr. MacAfferty plans to prove that the origin and the adaptation of haggis into the Scottish cuisine is "all a plot...

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Funny story: Soupathon 2010 Xfactor

Soupathon 2010 Xfactor

While thousands tuned into TV3 to watch a talent show on Saturday night, the real talent was in the front door in Galway and they were putting on some show. Feeney was the first competitor on the scene. As he walked into the pub and to the bar yo...

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