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Funny story: Al Gore - Warm This!

Al Gore - Warm This!

The world's leading scientists admitted today that the single biggest contributor of greenhouse gases is not man. It's cows.

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Funny story: Beloved Fruits "Inherently Sinister" Claims Boffin

Beloved Fruits "Inherently Sinister" Claims Boffin

Tefal-cranium genius, Professor Lepping Greave, famous for his invention of Instant Water (just add water!) and the Dobbling Two-Step Trombone engine has reached a new, and some would say disturbing perspective on the nations favourite fruits!...

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Funny story: Speed of Light Captured

Speed of Light Captured

LOS ALMOST (NM.) -- Today at the Top Secret spreadable condiments facility, scientists made an incredible breakthrough. Doctors Chorizos Zambesi and Milo Oelschlager claim, they have captured, for the first time -- THE SPEED OF LIGHT.

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Funny story: Global Warming Researchers at the North Pole Discover They Hate Being There

Global Warming Researchers at the North Pole Discover They Hate Being There

A group of scientists studying Global Warming have concluded that the North Pole is inhospitable to human life and none of them want to be there.

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Funny story: Sports Gene Found In Men

Sports Gene Found In Men

(Princeton) - Scientists at Princeton have discovered a new male gene that predisposes some men to have an avid interest in sports. The "sports" gene occurs most commonly in younger men, 18-39.

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Funny story: Parts of a atom redifined

Parts of a atom redifined

In a dramatic twist to the decades of student life, scientist Dr. Hooker Le-Kiss published his new discovery of the 'mama-tron' and 'papa-tron'. In what he discribed as a new era for physics, he told reporters that hi...

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Funny story: Scientist: pregnancy only found in women

Scientist: pregnancy only found in women

NORFOLK. Va. - A 10-year study on human sexuality and reproduction showed that in the human species, 100 percent of those who get pregnant are women, while the percentage of pregnant men remains at zero, scientists from the National Organization for...

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Funny story: Scientists Discover How Fins Become Fingers from Soup Fossil

Scientists Discover How Fins Become Fingers from Soup Fossil

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Chicago - Evolutionary biologist Neil Shubin of the University of Chicago and The Field Museum in Chicago found a fish fossil in his Chinese Fish Soup while visiting a Chinese restraunt this weekend. "The amazing thing ab...

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Funny story: Scientists to make freak animals

Scientists to make freak animals

London: UK ministers have given the go-ahead for scientists to produce human-animal hybrids.

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Funny story: Scientists Create Sleep Machine

Scientists Create Sleep Machine

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Scientists have created a machine that can put you to sleep in 2 hours and give you the equivalent of 8 hours sleep. They had to come up with a highly technical name for the "sleep machine," so they called it a trans...

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Funny story: Easter Island Statues Just a Cultural Joke

Easter Island Statues Just a Cultural Joke

Easter Island, Chili - After decades of research, scientists believe they have decoded the hidden meaning behind the large stone head statues located on Easter Island, Chili. A scroll was discovered on the island that gave indisputable proof of the m...

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Funny story: Genomic Hunt Finds Asshole Gene

Genomic Hunt Finds Asshole Gene

BOSTON, MA (AP Newsliar) -- Scientists have found the gene responsible for causing people to be assholes, researchers at the Foundation for Advanced Genetics Studies announced today.

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Funny story: Earth-like Planet Thought to Be Discovered

Earth-like Planet Thought to Be Discovered

CCN - Space - Today, Scientists, using the Hubble Telescope, thought that they had discovered an Earth-like planet only 50 light years away. They immediately started doing calculation on how long it would take a flight to get from Earth to the new p...

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Funny story: Origins of Chupacabra Discovered

Origins of Chupacabra Discovered

Two Texas researchers have solved a mystery that explains one well-known phenomenon, while it uncovers a scandal lost in the mists of antiquity.

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Funny story: Scientists find Farting Gene

Scientists find Farting Gene

Scientists have discovered a rogue gene which makes people fart in public.

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Funny story: God sues GM Scientists over Breach of Copyright

God sues GM Scientists over Breach of Copyright

The Lord God Himself came down from heaven today to make his first appearance in court over His civil dispute with geneticists.

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Funny story: Scienctists discover shocking fact about cancer.

Scienctists discover shocking fact about cancer.

Scientists working on a joint team from the Centers for Disease control and the EPA have announced a shocking find concerning cancer. California is the cause of at least 90% of all cancer in the U.S.

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