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Funny story: Outrage as local council adds Morris Dancing to school curriculum

Outrage as local council adds Morris Dancing to school curriculum

Saddleworth council are keen to keep local pastimes alive for future generations, and it is with much controversy that they are hoping to make Morris dancing compulsory on the local school curriculum. Head of local culture Councillor Winnie Buttre...

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Funny story: Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Are Asked About Kristen Stewart

Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Are Asked About Kristen Stewart

ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - The stars of The Vampire Diaries, Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev were in Albuquerque on a stop on their promotional tour for their hit show. The two stars, who are also dating, appeared before a crowd of 900 cheering New...

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Funny story: Last Night of the Proms to be performed by the Brackley High School Orchestra

Last Night of the Proms to be performed by the Brackley High School Orchestra

In a break with tradition stretching back over ten years, the London Philharmonic Orchestra will not be performing their rousing numbers at the climax to the Proms, The Last Night of the Proms. Instead, Brackley High School Orchestra will take to the...

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Funny story: A Great Divider (and good with colors too)

A Great Divider (and good with colors too)

Researchers for Arizona's famous Sheriff Arpaio have been in contact with several of Barack Obama's teachers and classmates from his elementary school days in Malaysia. Arpaio, a critic of and target of the Administration, has been in the news latel...

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Funny story: Teachers who shouted 'STOP IT' to a pupil sacked.

Teachers who shouted 'STOP IT' to a pupil sacked.

A teacher who shouted 'STOP IT' to a pupil was sacked from the school she had been teaching and was given a 12 month prison sentence. Jane Harding, 47, was told by a Liverpool Court that just because the pupil was dealing drugs on school premises...

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Funny story: Top 15 Prom Themes In Kentucky 2012

Top 15 Prom Themes In Kentucky 2012

It's the season of Prom Kings & Prom Queens with lots of starched overalls and tissued bras on starry-eyed teenagers looking forward to their high school prom this year in Kentucky. Thus far, these have been the top fifteen themes: 15. "Double-Wide Pride!" 14. "The Beauty of Buck Dancing" 13. "Indoor Plumbing, Big City!" 12. "Born To Be Wide!" 11. "The Brother & Siste...

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Funny story: Macon Bacon attacked by fundamentalist pastor. Called "Obscene"

Macon Bacon attacked by fundamentalist pastor. Called "Obscene"

MACON GA (ABSNN)-The Georgia farm of Devin and Maryellen Manners has been in the Devin Family since 1847. It produces crops and livestock, but is mainly a pig farm. For nearly 50 years Devin and his wife and four sons, Donald, Theodore, Roger and F...

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Funny story: Student Walks Out from English Class to Prioritize Military Training

Student Walks Out from English Class to Prioritize Military Training

KIMJONG, IL (CWTSN) -- Butch Falfalan, a BS Marine Exploration freshman student of Conglom-o College allegedly walked out from his English class because he had enough of his teacher's "anti-soldier" examples on the lessons. In a lesson about an ar...

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Funny story: Kill School Coming Soon to UK

Kill School Coming Soon to UK

Come 2015 there will be a rash of schools popping up all along the arse of England. Will the government provide the soothing lotion to combat this threat? No it seems the government is giving it's full backing (not to mention a fuck tonne of money) to see that military run "Kill Schools" for the most troubled youths will come to fruition. We tried to gain access to a military spokesman despite...

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Funny story: Dog receives detention after eating boy's homework

Dog receives detention after eating boy's homework

When 13 year-old Harry Macintosh, an pupil of St. David's High School in Ontario, Canada, neglected to hand in his homework on the morning of Monday 9th, a shocking turn of events meant that his dog, 4 year-old German shepherd Indiana, was placed in...

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Funny story: Diane Abbott told off for 'Divide and Ruler' comments

Diane Abbott told off for 'Divide and Ruler' comments

A school teacher came forward today to claim that Diane Abbott made a controversial remark when he was her school teacher. Alf Starling, now a retired headmaster, used to teach Diane Abbott when she was a child growing up in Worthing. But her scho...

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Funny story: Terror threat from midgets posing as kindergarten students: naked

Terror threat from midgets posing as kindergarten students: naked

Emmaus, PA, - As previously reported, yesterday the TSA responded to a terror incident at the 6th street elementary school in Emmaus. What appeared to be a simple terror incident is now clouded with possible teacher corruption. It has been reported...

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Funny story: Headmistress at Spoof writer's alma mater spurned Blair gong in Iraq War protest

Headmistress at Spoof writer's alma mater spurned Blair gong in Iraq War protest

Yorkshire - Miss Verrity Blewstocking, MA Oxon (Hons), confirmed today she'd been schmoozed 'for more than five years' by Tony Blair to accept a damehood for service to education. "I first turned it down on aesthetic grounds," the headmistress of...

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Funny story: Cameron backs e-petition to save Career Advisers

Cameron backs e-petition to save Career Advisers

In response to an e-petition calling for Career Advisers in Schools to be saved, the government has pledged £1.2 million to be invested over the next three years. A confidential source close to the Prime Minister said: "The government relies on C...

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Funny story: Pastafarianism to be taught in Creationist Faith Schools

Pastafarianism to be taught in Creationist Faith Schools

In a landmark ruling the fabricated religion Pastafarianism, the religion of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is to be taught in Physics in US Creationist Faith Schools. "We are quite upset," said leading Creationist, Michael Behe. "For...

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Funny story: Applications for worthless bits of paper, down 9% according to Universities

Applications for worthless bits of paper, down 9% according to Universities

Applications by college leavers seeking to acquire a worthless piece of paper confirming they too had successfully been exploited for three years of their lives at University, are running at 9% below last year's level, says the Ucas admissions servic...

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Funny story: School leaving age should be as low as average pupil can count, says former inspector

School leaving age should be as low as average pupil can count, says former inspector

The school leaving age should be cut to being as low as the average pupil in England and Wales can count, a former chief inspector of schools has said. Sir Chris Woodhead told the Times that allowing pupils to leave school at the age of 14 rather...

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