(Hollywood) - High powered Hollywood publicist, Lotta Crappe, announced today that she is the new spokesperson for Satan, aka the devil, Beezlebub, the Prince of Darkness.
Hell - (Rooters) In a shocking announcement today Satan has said he will step down as the Lord Of Darkness.
(Hell) - In a surprise move, Satan, aka the devil, Beezlebub, the Prince of Darkness, today fired his long time publicist, the Vatican.
San Francisco, California - (Rotters): A San Francisco taxi driver, Michael Byrne, is suing the city's official Taxi Commission after it allocated him what he calls a demonic badge number that registers his cab as No 666.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - The whole world was shocked by Dicktatur Bush's move to free "Scooter" Libby, but the move delighted his daddy, Satan. Satan is working hard to keep President Bush from being impeached, and Libby'...
An emergency summit was called by theologians, philosophers, media watch dogs, political campaigners and clergy persons to try and figure out this whole Paris Hilton phenomenon. There just seems to be no earthly explanation to this Paris fervor. So...
Vatican City - Due to pending multi-million dollar lawsuits in the United States against the priests who sexually abused parishioners and the dioceses that protected them, Pope Benedict XVI announced that the Roman Catholic Church would break with tw...
Most recently, a UFO that was described as being a "mile wide" was spotted over the skies of the Channel Islands by local residents, however this was not the first such sighting. Hardly a month ago "mysterious lights" were seen ov...
FIFTH CIRCLE OF HELL (AP Newsliar) -- Deposed Iraqi president Saddam Hussein, executed on December 30, 2006 for crimes against the people of Iraq, has been selected for a new role as Satan's official court jester.
Yesterday passers by found a woman lying on the ground with what they thought was blood.
In a stark contrast to the Bush Administration's official policy regarding Hell and it's leader, Satan, Nancy Pelosi announced today she will meet with the Dark Lord in an effort to normalize relations between the two entities. George Bush h...
(Center of the Universe, NYC) -- The Son of God, Paradise, and Prince of Darkness, Hades, were locked in a bidding war last night as NBC announced that the time slot occupied pre 4/11 by former Shock Jock Don Imus would be available to other responsi...
The ageing Rolling Stone admitted yesterday, that he had made an agreement with Lucifer about his longevity. Having played with hellfire for many years he decided to make a pact with the Devil and offered his soul for everlasting life. It was a hard...
Toledo - (Disaster Press): In a bid to recruit better congregation numbers the pastor of Toledo-based CedarCreek church has resorted to appealing to the widest possible demographic profile via a Holy Week crucified Satan billboard promotion.
WASHINGTON D.C.--(DOGMA NEWZ) Moments after the Democratic Senator from California, Pete Stark, declared to the whole world that He does not believe in "a supreme being" did the unimaginable happened. While...
WASHINGTON D.C. - Recently leaked visitor records from Vice President Cheney's office reveal a startling number of visits by Satan over the past six years. According to the records, the Vice President saw Satan more than 23 times since 2000.
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