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Funny story: Satan Hires Hollywood Publicist

Satan Hires Hollywood Publicist

(Hollywood) - High powered Hollywood publicist, Lotta Crappe, announced today that she is the new spokesperson for Satan, aka the devil, Beezlebub, the Prince of Darkness.

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Funny story: Satan Resigns

Satan Resigns

Hell - (Rooters) In a shocking announcement today Satan has said he will step down as the Lord Of Darkness.

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Funny story: Satan Fires Publicist

Satan Fires Publicist

(Hell) - In a surprise move, Satan, aka the devil, Beezlebub, the Prince of Darkness, today fired his long time publicist, the Vatican.

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Funny story: San Francisco taxi driver slams No #666 registration as satanic

San Francisco taxi driver slams No #666 registration as satanic

San Francisco, California - (Rotters): A San Francisco taxi driver, Michael Byrne, is suing the city's official Taxi Commission after it allocated him what he calls a demonic badge number that registers his cab as No 666.

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Funny story: Bush Frees Libby, Satan Delighted

Bush Frees Libby, Satan Delighted

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - The whole world was shocked by Dicktatur Bush's move to free "Scooter" Libby, but the move delighted his daddy, Satan. Satan is working hard to keep President Bush from being impeached, and Libby'...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Sold Her Soul to the Devil, admits it on Larry King

Paris Hilton Sold Her Soul to the Devil, admits it on Larry King

An emergency summit was called by theologians, philosophers, media watch dogs, political campaigners and clergy persons to try and figure out this whole Paris Hilton phenomenon. There just seems to be no earthly explanation to this Paris fervor. So...

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Funny story: Pope Converts to Satanism

Pope Converts to Satanism

Vatican City - Due to pending multi-million dollar lawsuits in the United States against the priests who sexually abused parishioners and the dioceses that protected them, Pope Benedict XVI announced that the Roman Catholic Church would break with tw...

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Funny story: Bishop Claims "UFO's sent by Satan" are after him

Bishop Claims "UFO's sent by Satan" are after him

Most recently, a UFO that was described as being a "mile wide" was spotted over the skies of the Channel Islands by local residents, however this was not the first such sighting. Hardly a month ago "mysterious lights" were seen ov...

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Funny story: New Gig for Saddam Hussein: Satan's Court Jester

New Gig for Saddam Hussein: Satan's Court Jester

FIFTH CIRCLE OF HELL (AP Newsliar) -- Deposed Iraqi president Saddam Hussein, executed on December 30, 2006 for crimes against the people of Iraq, has been selected for a new role as Satan's official court jester.

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Funny story: Man dressed as Priest hits woman after accusing her she is the Devil at replacement bus stop.

Man dressed as Priest hits woman after accusing her she is the Devil at replacement bus stop.

Yesterday passers by found a woman lying on the ground with what they thought was blood.

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Funny story: Pelosi to visit Hell, meet with Satan

Pelosi to visit Hell, meet with Satan

In a stark contrast to the Bush Administration's official policy regarding Hell and it's leader, Satan, Nancy Pelosi announced today she will meet with the Dark Lord in an effort to normalize relations between the two entities. George Bush h...

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Funny story: Sharpton, Jackson, Christ, Satan Vie For Imus Time Slot on MSNBC

Sharpton, Jackson, Christ, Satan Vie For Imus Time Slot on MSNBC

(Center of the Universe, NYC) -- The Son of God, Paradise, and Prince of Darkness, Hades, were locked in a bidding war last night as NBC announced that the time slot occupied pre 4/11 by former Shock Jock Don Imus would be available to other responsi...

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Funny story: Keith Richards in pact with Devil

Keith Richards in pact with Devil

The ageing Rolling Stone admitted yesterday, that he had made an agreement with Lucifer about his longevity. Having played with hellfire for many years he decided to make a pact with the Devil and offered his soul for everlasting life. It was a hard...

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Funny story: Toledo church's Easter billboards show crucified Satan

Toledo church's Easter billboards show crucified Satan

Toledo - (Disaster Press): In a bid to recruit better congregation numbers the pastor of Toledo-based CedarCreek church has resorted to appealing to the widest possible demographic profile via a Holy Week crucified Satan billboard promotion.

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Funny story: Godless Senator Pete Stark Struck By Lightning

Godless Senator Pete Stark Struck By Lightning

WASHINGTON D.C.--(DOGMA NEWZ) Moments after the Democratic Senator from California, Pete Stark, declared to the whole world that He does not believe in "a supreme being" did the unimaginable happened. While...

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Funny story: Satangate heats up the Capital

Satangate heats up the Capital

WASHINGTON D.C. - Recently leaked visitor records from Vice President Cheney's office reveal a startling number of visits by Satan over the past six years. According to the records, the Vice President saw Satan more than 23 times since 2000.

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Funny story: Satangate heats up the Capital

Satangate heats up the Capital

WASHINGTON D.C. - Recently leaked visitor records from Vice President Cheney's office reveal a startling number of visits by Satan over the past six years. According to the records, the Vice President saw Satan more than 23 times since 2000.

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