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Funny story: Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy, Levi Johnston And His Pregnant Girlfriend "Sunny" Reveal The Extremely Unusual Name of Their Unborn Baby Girl

Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy, Levi Johnston And His Pregnant Girlfriend "Sunny" Reveal The Extremely Unusual Name of Their Unborn Baby Girl

WASILLA, Alaska - Levi "The Hockey Dude" Johnston, as his ex-future mother-in-law Sarah "The Loose Moose" Palin nicknamed him is back in the celebrity spotlight. Johnston, who is 22, revealed to Macadamia Honeysuckle with LaLaLand Limelight, that...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Tells Ellen DeGeneres That Sarah "Snowflake" Palin Needs To Go Back To Alaska And Stay There!

Ann Coulter Tells Ellen DeGeneres That Sarah "Snowflake" Palin Needs To Go Back To Alaska And Stay There!

HOLLYWOOD - Republican maven Ann Coulter recently appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and gave her political opinions on all kinds of political issues. The long legged stringy blonde haired Coulter told Ellen that she is tired of hearing that Sar...

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Funny story: President Obama Orders Navy Seals To Kill Bin Laden, Again

President Obama Orders Navy Seals To Kill Bin Laden, Again

A leaked White House document has revealed that President Obama is so concerned about his flagging support he ordered the elite Navy Seals to kill Osama Bin Laden again in an attempt to boost his popularity prior to the upcoming Presidential election...

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Funny story: The Wonderful Wacky World of Politics - Intro By Gary Busey

The Wonderful Wacky World of Politics - Intro By Gary Busey

That infamous actor Gary Busey once said, "The wonderful wacky world of politics is kinda like a great big bowl of fruit. Some of the fruits are apples, some are bananas, some are lemons, some are kumquats, and some are coconuts but the bottom line is that they are all friggin fruit." Here are some statements, comments, sayings, rants, quotes, diatribes, observations, tirades, harangues, and st...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Former Secret Service Agent Explains Why He Was 'Checking Her Out'

Sarah Palin's Former Secret Service Agent Explains Why He Was 'Checking Her Out'

WASHINGTON, D.C. - It appears that the "Loose Moose" AKA Sarah Palin, is back and this time she is wishing and hoping that, unlike the last time, someone pays attention to her. But as comedian Zydeco Dupree recently said at The Giggle Giggle Comed...

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Funny story: Political Facebook - Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich Discuss Mitt Romney

Political Facebook - Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich Discuss Mitt Romney

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Rick Santorum: Hey Newt are you there? 9:01 a.m. Newt Gingrich: Yeah Rick. I just finished having a piece of toast with some expensive butter that I have imported from Holland once a week. 9:04 a.m. Rick Santorum: Wow! I betcha it's good. 9:07 a.m. Newt Gingrich: Rick, it is so darn good, I actually hate to eat it. 9:11 a.m. Rick Santorum: Say Newt I just want...

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Funny story: Political Facebook - Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, and Sarah Palin

Political Facebook - Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, and Sarah Palin

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Newt Gingrich: Hi Rick. Well old pal it looks like I'm done. I don't have a snowballs chance in hell of beating "Old Mittens." 10:01 a.m. Rick Santorum: I hear you Newton. I am feeling the same way. I don't think I've been this disappointed since back in high school when I asked the head cheerleader, Sadie Sue Von Buttermilk to the prom and she told me that she wanted to...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says She May Be Getting Ready To Toss Her Red Hunting Cap Into The GOP Presidential Ring

Sarah Palin Says She May Be Getting Ready To Toss Her Red Hunting Cap Into The GOP Presidential Ring

NEW YORK CITY - Sarah Palin, the woman who popularized moose hunting from state owned helicopters, has said that there are lots of people who have jealously remarked that they would like for her to do the Republican party a favor and stay out of the...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Tells Bristol Palin To Go Back To Alaska And Stalk Something Like A Moose, A Caribou, or Nanicka Zapalicka

Joan Rivers Tells Bristol Palin To Go Back To Alaska And Stalk Something Like A Moose, A Caribou, or Nanicka Zapalicka

HOLLYWOOD - Joan Rivers, the "Undisputed Queen of Mean" has some advice for Sarah Palin's oldest daughter Bristol, "Get your Alaskan bottom back on up to the Iceberg State now!" Rivers made her very strong comment on The Ellen DeGeneres Show after...

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Funny story: Meghan McCain Talks About Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, Ann "Giddy Up" Coulter, and Rush "Limpy" Limbaugh

Meghan McCain Talks About Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, Ann "Giddy Up" Coulter, and Rush "Limpy" Limbaugh

LOS ANGELES - Meghan McCain, the daughter of Senator John McCain and his elderly Barbie-looking wife Cindy McCain appeared on the daytime talk show The View. She talked about her latest political tell-all book titled My Days and Nights On The 2008...

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Funny story: Nicolette Sheridan Lawsuit Pending, Sarah Palin Signs Deal as Newest Desperate Housewife

Nicolette Sheridan Lawsuit Pending, Sarah Palin Signs Deal as Newest Desperate Housewife

With an aptly named "wrongful termination" charge pending by actor Nicolette Sheridan, the California courts will decide if her job (and her character) was indeed killed off with intentional malice and forethought. Desperate Housewives producers wil...

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Funny story: Palin Stumps for Gingrich, Newt's End is Near

Palin Stumps for Gingrich, Newt's End is Near

Poking her uninvited nose into one more media hype cycle, Sarah Palin has announced her staunch support of fellow conservative, Newt Gingrich, just in time for the Florida primary. With a political win-loss record of 0-2, Palin somehow felt that h...

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Funny story: US Republican candidate to be decided by toss of coin

US Republican candidate to be decided by toss of coin

After months of to-ing and fro-ing, mud slinging and tv debates, the head honcho's in the Republican party have decided the fairest way to select a candidate for the Presidential nomination is the good ole fashion toss of a coin. A party insider t...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin Is Depressed - She Leaves Arizona And Returns To Daddy and Mommy Palin's Home In Alaska

Bristol Palin Is Depressed - She Leaves Arizona And Returns To Daddy and Mommy Palin's Home In Alaska

WASILLA, Alaska - Bristol Palin, the eldest daughter of Todd and "Snowflake" Palin really and truly believed that when she finished in third place on Dancing With The Stars that she was going to have all kinds of doors open up to her. Well "Shotgu...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Reveals Her Long Time Secret Phobia To Justin Bieber

Selena Gomez Reveals Her Long Time Secret Phobia To Justin Bieber

HOLLYWOOD - Selena Gomez recently stated that she has never been happier than when she is with her boyfriend Justin Bieber. Gomez said that the thing that makes their relationship work is that she is the magnet and he is the steel. She noted that...

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Funny story: The President responds to Palin's xmass attack

The President responds to Palin's xmass attack

WASHINGTON DC - The President issued a terse response to the attack by Palin recently published. We have him on record: "What do you mean I give too much attention to the dog on my card. It's Chihuahuanukawanza, for all us dog loving, Jewish folk...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Tells Herman Cain To Hang In There Cause It'll Get Lots Worse

Sarah Palin Tells Herman Cain To Hang In There Cause It'll Get Lots Worse

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin recently confided some personal observations to one of her neighbors, but not the one next door, Jebediah McGillicuddy, who wrote the exposé book on her that sunk the hell out of her political fishing boat. According...

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