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Funny story: Boyle and Brand to be 'The New Professionals'

Boyle and Brand to be 'The New Professionals'

Top film producer Steven Spielberg is planning to bring back another slice of nostalgia by reviving the TV classic 'The Professionals' as a full length movie with a modern twist. Affionados of the series will remember with affection the thin plot...

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Funny story: Brand news show for Brand

Brand news show for Brand

BBC bosses, desperate to find a winning formula to attract intelligent viewers are lining up Britain's unfunniest man, Russell Brand, to host a new satirical, current affairs show. The working title for the show is "Brand's Gaffe fest" with a sim...

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Funny story: Brand new show for Brand to help Football?

Brand new show for Brand to help Football?

In order to combat falling viewing numbers after Manchester United win the Premier league with 15 games to go year after year, Premier League fat cats are exploring several ideas on how they can diversify the appeal of the beautiful game. One sug...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle refuses to sleep with Russell Brand- not 'desperate' she says!

Susan Boyle refuses to sleep with Russell Brand- not 'desperate' she says!

Sultry Scottish singer has declined an invitation to sleep with filthy man-slut Russell Brand. Susan whose videos are youtube hits, has no inclination to sleep with Brand, whom some say has the morals and looks of a bonobo monkey. The Celtic Pr...

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Funny story: Prejudiced Chris Moyles gets his wrists and trotters slapped!

Prejudiced Chris Moyles gets his wrists and trotters slapped!

Fat, grotesque, crotch-stain Chris Moyles has had his wrists and trotters ineffectually slapped by his bosses. Although an angry mob called for his public spit-roasting with an apple in his mouth. Bosses ignored the masses of hungry licence fee pay...

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Funny story: Russell Brand shot after being mistaken for gorilla in Congo

Russell Brand shot after being mistaken for gorilla in Congo

Controversial funnyman Russell Brand is recovering in hospital in Kenya today after being shot in the arm by a poacher yesterday. Brand has been in Congo, central Africa for the past three weeks filming his new movie Gilbert Goes to Gambia. In th...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Caught On Camera At G20

Russell Brand Caught On Camera At G20

Details are emerging that Russell Brand was caught on camera at the G20 demonstrations in London yesterday. Brand, who resigned his post at the BBC following the Manuelgate scandal was spotted by a TV news crew and asked to comment on what was hap...

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Funny story: Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie awarded Ofcom's £150,000 lewd Beeb phone calls fine

Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie awarded Ofcom's £150,000 lewd Beeb phone calls fine

London - (Andrews Sachs Saga Mess): Russell Brand's ex-zits squeeze Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie is laughing all the way to the sperm bank this weekend. She has just trousered the entire £150,000 Ofcom fine imposed on the BBC for its lewd and...

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Funny story: Russell Brand expands comedy envelope

Russell Brand expands comedy envelope

At a gig last night, "edgy" comedian Russell Brand wowed audiences with his latest act which comedy experts are saying "pushes the envelope". Brand launched into his cutting edge comedy routine by saying "tits" to peals of laughter from the audien...

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Funny story: Brand beds Finnigan

Brand beds Finnigan

A bleary eyed Judy Finnigan was seen staggering out of self confessed womaniser Russell Brand's london flat at 4am yesterday morning. Stopping to vomit in the gutter, the estranged wife of Richard Madeley and one half of Britain's most successful...

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Funny story: Russell Brand admits to have bedded 30 women a night

Russell Brand admits to have bedded 30 women a night

Wild comedian disk jockey and BBC resigner Russell Brand has made a frank admission - well al least we think the journalist was called Frank - about the number of women he beds each night. According to the shaggy-haired celebrity, claims that he w...

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Funny story: Sachs disinherits Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie over Russell Brand shagging fiasco

Sachs disinherits Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie over Russell Brand shagging fiasco

London - (Russ/Ross Mess): Comic TV actor Andrew Sachs has disinherited granddaughter Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie for subjecting the family to the lurid Russell Brand shagging farce. Baillie's Daily Screws intimate blow-by-blow revelations "...

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Funny story: Jonathan Ross Back On BBC1 Tonight With His Own Inimitable Brand Of Pure Shite

Jonathan Ross Back On BBC1 Tonight With His Own Inimitable Brand Of Pure Shite

Jonathan Ross, the disgraced BBC talk show host who was suspended for his disgraceful antics with that Russell Brand, is back on TV on Friday night, after just three months absence. The show, wittily subtitled Carry On Up My Own Arse, has made Ros...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Says That Champagne, Flowers And Chocolates Are Not The Way To A Woman's Heart

Russell Brand Says That Champagne, Flowers And Chocolates Are Not The Way To A Woman's Heart

Alleged comedian, and lying low in the US comedy scapegoat Russell Brand this morning revealed to this reporter that the secret to having your wicked way with two thousand plus women lay not in plying them with champagne, flowers, and Belgian chocola...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Judges And Wins Stinking Vagina Competition

Russell Brand Judges And Wins Stinking Vagina Competition

The lovely looking and scented, Mr Brand has amazed the world by being a judge on the world's most offensive vagina and walking off with the title himself. Mr Brand who has slept with over 5000 women (all conscious) and 200 vacuum cleaners of var...

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Funny story: Russell Brand's New Aftershave 'SKANK' to Hit Shops Next Year!

Russell Brand's New Aftershave 'SKANK' to Hit Shops Next Year!

Celebrity man-slut Russell Brand, is producing a new line of aftershave, to enable all men to be as successful with women, as himmy-wimmy. Russell puts his success down to his smell, which is a combination of " testes-sweat, dog-poo, stale-sex, jo...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Concert Tickets May Have To Be Sprayed!

Russell Brand Concert Tickets May Have To Be Sprayed!

Sleazy Sex-Loser Brand, is so sullied from his lurid sex life, his concert tickets may have to be sprayed with some form of liquid penicillin, say concerned malcontents. While scientists have dispelled the myth, 'looking Russell Brand directly in...

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