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Funny story: Straight Talk with the Devil

Straight Talk with the Devil

In the news today we find out where Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh find the source of their reports, yes that's right it's the Devil. Pat Robertson spilled the beans by reporting this himself. It seems the aging minister knows the Devil personal...

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Funny story: Obama Forgets Pacifism, Dukes Limbaugh Out

Obama Forgets Pacifism, Dukes Limbaugh Out

A new insight into Rush Limbaugh's mysterious hospitalization in Hawaii last week has come to light. Originally reported as being a possible heart attack, it now appears that Mr. Limbaugh actually got a pummeling. Just 'happening' to be in the 50...

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Funny story: Drugged Limbaugh's Heartless Antics Fail to Ruin Obama-Pelosi Hawaiian Beer Summit

Drugged Limbaugh's Heartless Antics Fail to Ruin Obama-Pelosi Hawaiian Beer Summit

HONOLULU, Hawaii - The best doctors in Hawaii examined the loudest bile slinger in America, but were literally unable to locate the source of Rush Limbaugh's alleged chest pains after he was admitted to a local hospital, according to a doctor's repor...

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Funny story: In Hawaii they say that Rush Limbaugh's small heart Grew three sizes that day!

In Hawaii they say that Rush Limbaugh's small heart Grew three sizes that day!

Hawaii - The news that came out, upon the news wires reported word of Rush Limbaugh, word that was most dire Rush Limbaugh the radio jockey whiles on his holiday rest, Was admitted to the hospital with pains of the chest Verbose and Grinchy on his daily radio show But he held unhealthy secrets that most didn't know It wasn't a lack of brain that made him a thug nor was his secret additio...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh experiences 'heart' attack - Cardiologists shocked

Rush Limbaugh experiences 'heart' attack - Cardiologists shocked

HONOLULU - Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh was rushed to hospital after he complained of pains resembling a heart attack. The big old potato-head was holidaying in this Hawaiian resort when the incident is said to have occurred. A guest...

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Funny story: Hospitalized Rush Limbaugh Assaulted By Patient In The Next Bed

Hospitalized Rush Limbaugh Assaulted By Patient In The Next Bed

HONOLULU - Radio political talk show host Rush Limbaugh, who was admitted into Honolulu's Good Sisters of The Coconut Hospital due to a vocal cord infection, was reportedly punched and kicked by the patient in the next bed. Details are still somew...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin: "Santa Claus or Comrade Claus?"

Sarah Palin: "Santa Claus or Comrade Claus?"

(New York-NY) Sarah Palin took time off from a book signing for "Going Rogue" to make a comment on Santa Clause and Barack Obama. "I wouldn't be surprised if Santa starts chanting "Ho-Ho-Obama. I mean they're both socialists." The comment came las...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Releases His Latest Book: "I Am Totally Perfect Except For My Silly Man Boobs"

Rush Limbaugh Releases His Latest Book: "I Am Totally Perfect Except For My Silly Man Boobs"

MANHATTAN - Rush Limbaugh has just released his 73rd book. This one is titled, I Am Totally Perfect Except For My Silly Looking Man Boobs. Limbaugh said that his book is a follow up to last years highly popular, I Am Perfect, Accept It, And Don't...

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Funny story: Comrades At Fox News Band Together To Stop Socialism And Make The U.S. Safe For Fascism

Comrades At Fox News Band Together To Stop Socialism And Make The U.S. Safe For Fascism

The super-patriot comrades at Fox News are proving that they are ever vigilant to keep America safe from Socialism (bad!!!!) and safe for Fascism (good!!!!). They are not missing a heartbeat at tearing down any project put forth by President Obama (b...

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Funny story: Hoax: Limbaugh is exposed as a spoof...is really Joel Epstein

Hoax: Limbaugh is exposed as a spoof...is really Joel Epstein

In one of the most stunning announcements in recent media history it has been revealed that Rush Limbaugh is not Rush Limbaugh at all but is an ex stand up comic named Joel Epstein! "He's a skinny little Jewish guy" exclaimed the source for this arti...

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Funny story: Carol Costello Says Rush Limbaugh Is A Bully - Rush Says He'll Kick Her Keister

Carol Costello Says Rush Limbaugh Is A Bully - Rush Says He'll Kick Her Keister

NEW YORK CITY - Conservative political pundit Rush Limbaugh said that the person he despises more than anyone else right now is Carol Costello. Costello, no relation to Lou Costello, is a Caucasian correspondent for CNN. She has made it very clear...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck Want Meghan McCain To Resign From The GOP Now!

Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck Want Meghan McCain To Resign From The GOP Now!

NEW YORK CITY - F Network GOPolitical pundits Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck have said that they both want for Meghan McCain to resign from the GOP immediately. Glenn Beck said that the photos of Meghan McCain showing an expanse of cleavage is not t...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Banned From Buying The St. Louis Rams

Rush Limbaugh Banned From Buying The St. Louis Rams

ST. LOUIS - The St. Louis Morning Monitor is reporting that the NFL Board of Directors has voted to ban conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh from purchasing The St. Louis Rams. Sports Editor Baxter Swimsteen of The Morning Monitor said...

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Funny story: Limbaugh's NFL Rams Bid Denied; Rap Group Buys into Dolphins: What's the Name of Dat Tune?

Limbaugh's NFL Rams Bid Denied; Rap Group Buys into Dolphins: What's the Name of Dat Tune?

A high powered group of wealthy business men announced today that Rush Limbaugh was being dropped from the syndicate recently organized to buy the St. Louis, Rams, a financially strapped, and athletically challenged National Football League Team.

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Funny story: Jimmy Carter Calls Rush Limbaugh A Racist!

Jimmy Carter Calls Rush Limbaugh A Racist!

Former President Jimmy Carter called talk show host, Rush Limbaugh, a racist after hearing that Limbaugh might try to buy the St. Louis Rams NFL football team. "Limbaugh can't OWN black players on the team", stated Carter, "that went out a hundred...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Attains Divinity, Demands Human Sacrifices

Rush Limbaugh Attains Divinity, Demands Human Sacrifices

In an interview with the Today Show's Jaime Gangel, conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh denied being the leader of the Republican Party, instead declaring himself its "Demi-God". Laughing maniacally, Limbaugh then demanded tribute in the form...

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Funny story: Limbaugh in bid to buy Congressional Black Caucus

Limbaugh in bid to buy Congressional Black Caucus

According to a major news source, Rush Limbaugh is getting ready to make another purchase of a major institution. Following the disclosure this week that he is bidding to buy The St. Louis Rams, he has once again shocked the news industry and the po...

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