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Funny story: Royal Altercation At Palace Leaves William 'Furious' And Kate Middleton 'Extremely Upset'

Royal Altercation At Palace Leaves William 'Furious' And Kate Middleton 'Extremely Upset'

Prince William is said to be 'furious' after his grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II, allegedly upset his wife-to-be, the commoner Kate Middleton. The row took place in Buckingham Palace late one evening, sources say, and resulted in Miss Middleton st...

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Funny story: Prince Philip takes multicultural awareness course

Prince Philip takes multicultural awareness course

The Duke of Edinburgh yesterday arrived at the South Lynn Women's Institute in Norfolk to cheers and a plethora of union jacks, but rather than being on an official visit he was there to learn how to change his behaviour. Following a recent court...

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Funny story: Tea Towels to Return to Royal Wedding Kitsch List

Tea Towels to Return to Royal Wedding Kitsch List

In a rapid about face, Buckingham Palace has announced it will launch an entire range of collectible tea towels to mark the monarchy saving wedding of Prince William and Catherine 'that's not Kate to you' Middleton. Originally, commemorative souve...

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Funny story: Phil The Greek Restores Noble Right Of Prima Nocta

Phil The Greek Restores Noble Right Of Prima Nocta

In what is likely to be seen as a highly controversial move, HRH Prince Philip has taken it upon himself to restore the ancient noble's right of Prima Nocta. This is the right which allows a senior royal to have sexual rights to the wife of a newly m...

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Funny story: Wills and Kate announce Royal Wedding plans

Wills and Kate announce Royal Wedding plans

Prince William and Kate Middleton have today announced the plans for their very unlavish wedding next Easter. Owing to the current recession, the royals will attempt to hide how incredibly rich they are. Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams wil...

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Funny story: Royal couple announce wedding plans and millions of Brits hoping to escape it, book their holidays too!

Royal couple announce wedding plans and millions of Brits hoping to escape it, book their holidays too!

Prince William and his wife to be, Kate Middleton have officially announced their wedding itinerary for the great day. From morning till evening everything has been meticulously planned and even an official public holiday has also been announced.

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Funny story: Queen to Flog Buck House!

Queen to Flog Buck House!

In a shock announcement, HRH Queen Elizabeth the Second has declared that she will be putting Buckingham Palace on the market this spring, at an asking price as yet undisclosed. This move has come at a time of hardship for the Royals: two wedding...

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Funny story: Autumn's winter baby puts spring in step of Royal Glums.

Autumn's winter baby puts spring in step of Royal Glums.

[INSIDE THE BIRTHING ROOM - BUCKINGHAM PALACE] Phew! That was almost the year that was. After the bad-hat fiasco would there be anything that could put a smile on the Royal Glums? Well thanks to the colonies - C-eh-N-eh-D-eh to be exact, QE2...

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Funny story: Queen is great-grandma

Queen is great-grandma

The Queen becomes a great-grandmother as Peter Phillips' wife Autumn has a baby daughter Yes, our dear Queen is a great-grandmother and, although delighted, she does say that she is now beginning to 'feel her age' however she assures us she still...

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Funny story: Facing fire for fur faux-pas, out-foxed Mrs. Glum bemoans Annus Furribilus free-for-all as "simply not fair"

Facing fire for fur faux-pas, out-foxed Mrs. Glum bemoans Annus Furribilus free-for-all as "simply not fair"

It was intended to be the beginning of a new fashion trend. One that would both redeem the monarchy while extolling their frugality. But as such things are wont to do the entire Royal Recycling program has exploded in a fur-iously frantic free-for-...

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Funny story: Royal family 'reduced to shooting cats and dogs' as bitter winter chill bites hard on game birds

Royal family 'reduced to shooting cats and dogs' as bitter winter chill bites hard on game birds

Sandringham, Norfolk - (Spouse Grouse): Prince Philip's pot-shot at a stray ginger pussy is what started it, apparently. Withdrawal symptoms triggered by a dearth of seasonal game first saw the old curmudgeon resort to playing Russian Roulette wit...

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Funny story: Fresh from the hunt Royal Glums celebrate Christmas wearing dead animals on their heads causing royal sycophants to show up at parties with half-eaten, left-over turkey and goose carcasses draped over their noggins

Fresh from the hunt Royal Glums celebrate Christmas wearing dead animals on their heads causing royal sycophants to show up at parties with half-eaten, left-over turkey and goose carcasses draped over their noggins

The hunt's over and done. The foxes have been skinned; the beavers stripped; the pheasants plucked. All's well with the Glum Family. Off with his head. Bring on the hats! In the Mine's Bigger Than Yours Parade, the Royal Glums stepped out on Chr...

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Funny story: Fire Fighters Called To Sandringham as Fergie Chimney Stunt Goes Horribly Wrong

Fire Fighters Called To Sandringham as Fergie Chimney Stunt Goes Horribly Wrong

Royal aides are Googling for 24-hour masonry repair service in Norfolk, after Sorry, Doshless of York, had to be chipped out of a chimney at Sandringham House following a failed bid to regain entrance to the royal circle by dressing as Santa Claus.

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Funny story: Holiday Stress Threatens Christmas at Sandringham

Holiday Stress Threatens Christmas at Sandringham

Tension coloured the Royal Family's annual gathering at Sandringham today as the burden of entertaining a houseful of relations became too much for the Queen. "As usual," sighed a Lady-in-Waiting," she's tried to do too much. She was up to three...

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Funny story: Benny 'has no idea' about his Thought for the Day

Benny 'has no idea' about his Thought for the Day

Global conglomerate chief executive Eggs Benedict is apparently struggling to find words to fill the air time sopped to him as presenter of BBC's Thought for the Day. "His Roly Polyness iss uncertain how best to reach za British people," said hi...

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Funny story: 3rd Royal Betrothal as Sorry, Doshless of York Announces Engagement to Prince Andrew

3rd Royal Betrothal as Sorry, Doshless of York Announces Engagement to Prince Andrew

Hoping to cash in on the rash of royal engagements, Sorry, Doshless of York, has announced she is engaged to Prince Andrew, but perfectly prepared to call it off for the right price. "Well," sighed one friend of the creative Doshless, "I suppose...

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Funny story: Prince William's Cousin Can't Get Laid

Prince William's Cousin Can't Get Laid

London - Prince William's cousin Beatrice Elizabeth Mary of York is finding it hard to get laid. The Princess is fifth in line for the throne, and used that to her advantage for scoring men, but is now finding it hard for her to score because mos...

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