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Funny story: Sun Myung Moon Announces Mass Wedding Ceremony of 35,000 In Parliament Square April 29th!

Sun Myung Moon Announces Mass Wedding Ceremony of 35,000 In Parliament Square April 29th!

Unification Church Messiah Sun Myung Moon announced he will be holding a mass wedding ceremony in Parliament Square to coincide with the nuptials of Prince William and Kate Middleton April 29. Moon announced his decision after being approached by...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Has Personally Asked Kanye West To Write A Rap Song For The Royal Wedding

Queen Elizabeth Has Personally Asked Kanye West To Write A Rap Song For The Royal Wedding

LONDON - Kanye West told FOX News that he recently received a text message from Buckingham Palace. The hip hop, rap artist revealed that the text message was from Queen Elizabeth herself. West said that at first he did not believe it and actually...

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Funny story: Lots of bogus nuptials involve foreign hired slags says Archbishop of Canterbury

Lots of bogus nuptials involve foreign hired slags says Archbishop of Canterbury

London - A number of so-called members of the royal family may be involved in sham marriages the Archbishop of Canterbury has warned. A Church of England crackdown on sham royal weddings has deplored the use of non-British slappers 'during the nat...

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Funny story: Huge Royal Wedding Street Party given the go ahead

Huge Royal Wedding Street Party given the go ahead

Despite the best intentions of jobsworths in councils up and down the land to thwart the good intentions of people to hold local street parties in celebration of the Royal Wedding, the residents of Dartford have won their appeal to hold their street...

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Funny story: David Cameron Urges UK to Have A Party On Wedding Day

David Cameron Urges UK to Have A Party On Wedding Day

The Prime Minister wants Britons to celebrate the Royal Wedding with bunting and street parties. But it has emerged that it is the skills of an assistant that have enabled his opinions to be made public. He is reported to be urging people to fi...

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Funny story: The Royal Family Announces That 'Kiss Me Kate' Beer Will Be The Only Beer Available At The Royal Wedding Reception

The Royal Family Announces That 'Kiss Me Kate' Beer Will Be The Only Beer Available At The Royal Wedding Reception

LONDON - Representatives for the Royal Family have announced that the only brand of beer which will be available at the Royal Wedding Reception will be the newly developed beer Kiss Me Kate. The beer was developed in honor of Kate Middleton who on...

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Funny story: 'Brave' Kate Middleton only chucking up twice a day now

'Brave' Kate Middleton only chucking up twice a day now

London - Anorexic trainwreck Kate Middleton is following in Princess Diana's footsteps with a carefully choreographed decline in her daily vomiting regimen ahead of the Big Day. Royal wedding watch pals say the need to binge/purge only grabs her a...

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Funny story: Prince Philip Plans On Surprising Queen Elizabeth With A Puppy On Her 85th Birthday

Prince Philip Plans On Surprising Queen Elizabeth With A Puppy On Her 85th Birthday

LONDON - Queen Elizabeth will be celebrating her 85th birthday on April 21. Reports coming out of Buckingham Palace state that when Prince Philip asked his wife what she wanted for her birthday she replied for him to surprise her. At first Philip figured that he would buy her a brand new yacht, but then he realized that she had not used the one he bought for her back in 1995. He then thought...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Shocked At The "Special Aid" Allegations

Kate Middleton Shocked At The "Special Aid" Allegations

LONDON - Less than one month ago Kate Middleton expressed to one of her closet friends Winnie Figgyfurst, 36, that she was starting to have second thoughts about the Royal Wedding. Figgyfurst confided to Ta Ta For Now News that Kate had literally...

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Funny story: Nobody Lives Forever - Especially those attending the Royal Wedding!

Nobody Lives Forever - Especially those attending the Royal Wedding!

Police will throw an unprecedented ring of steel around the upcoming Royal Wedding Roadshow with all guests having to go through no fewer than nine separate security checks including five internal body checks. Amid fears the April 29th farce could...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding Firework Ban

Royal Wedding Firework Ban

The UK government has today announced a total ban on all fireworks in advance of the Royal Wedding, which is finally, at last, just around the corner. It is also considering pushing forward a motion to completely outlaw all firework and lighthearted...

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Funny story: New Zealand royal wedding stamps predict Wills and Kate split

New Zealand royal wedding stamps predict Wills and Kate split

Auckland - A perforated dividing line between the prenuptial pair splits the NZ$2.40 Kate Middleton from the NZ$3.40 Prince William on the couple's commemorative NZ$5.80 stickybacks. The Mother's Day issue reflects national confidence that the 29...

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Funny story: Aliens invited to royal wedding!

Aliens invited to royal wedding!

An ex-airforce pilot and alien expert has claimed that the upcoming royal circus, i.e. wedding will be certainly visited by alien visitors. The ex-pilot, George Filer, who lost his marbles a long time ago whilst overdoing G-force training claims t...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding to go ahead in London despite radiation

Royal Wedding to go ahead in London despite radiation

Prince William and Kate Middleton will wear full nuclear radiation protection for their wedding in London on April 29th following the news that radiation particles have already reached Britain from the nuclear disaster in Japan. The happy couple...

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Funny story: Royal wedding cake bombs

Royal wedding cake bombs

London - Police reckon royal fruitcake Prince Charles is behind a multilayered wedding cake bomb intercepted at Manama Airport. Bahraini customs officers said today they became suspicious because the Victoria sponge and semtex confection was festo...

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Funny story: New pills to stop her from barking

New pills to stop her from barking

Berkshire - Kate Middleton's ghastly social climber mother is off the largactil and straight back on second generation atypical antypsychotic StollyBollys. Prince Charles' highly recommened Dodgy Originals nux vomica pillules washed down with an i...

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Funny story: World running out of Rich Tea Biscuits as brides-to-be clamour to duplicate Will's favourite cake which he is having especially made to have as alternate at Royal Wedding

World running out of Rich Tea Biscuits as brides-to-be clamour to duplicate Will's favourite cake which he is having especially made to have as alternate at Royal Wedding

The world is running out of Rich Tea biscuits as brides-to-be rush to buy them in bulk in order to duplicate the 2nd wedding cake Prince William has ordered. His favourite bickies are, apparently Rich Tea bickies. He probably sucked on them when he was a baby, and perhpaps still does. Prince William has ordered a Rich Tea and Chocolate cake to be especially made as an alternative to the 'of...

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