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Funny story: Ron Paul and Hillary Clinton Announce Each Other as Running Mates

Ron Paul and Hillary Clinton Announce Each Other as Running Mates

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Confusion in the race for the 2008 US presidential election arose on Wednesday when front-running Democrat Hillary Clinton announced that Ron Paul would be her running mate.

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Funny story: Illegal Canadians for Paul Streaming across US borders

Illegal Canadians for Paul Streaming across US borders

Washington - Neither the department of Homeland Security nor the US State or Justice departs had any comment today as plans emerged from the blogosphere to smuggle hundreds if not thousands of 'expecting' Canadians for Paul c...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton in men's room scandal; Ron Paul not involved

Hillary Clinton in men's room scandal; Ron Paul not involved

New York Senator and aspiring presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was allegedly seen masturbating in a men's room at the Washington DC Marriot this afternoon, according to Republican sources.

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Funny story: Apple Announces New iPod - Ron Paul Edition

Apple Announces New iPod - Ron Paul Edition

Apple is coming out with yet another variation of its iPod line. Reminiscent of the infamous and highly successful U2 iPod of a few years ago, the new Ron Paul model should appeal to the candidate...

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Funny story: Clinton, Obama, Kucinich, McCain, Paul, Giuliani, Edwards using end-game tactics to attract southern voters prepare to square off in paintball game

Clinton, Obama, Kucinich, McCain, Paul, Giuliani, Edwards using end-game tactics to attract southern voters prepare to square off in paintball game

Forget about debates. NRA (Naturally Rowdy Americans) spokesman, Jeff Winchester reports that all presidential candidates are preparing to square off in a paintball game.

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Funny story: Brother Can You Spare A Dime: McCain Wants Arrange Loan From Ron Paul

Brother Can You Spare A Dime: McCain Wants Arrange Loan From Ron Paul

Republican John McCain, climbing in polls but lagging in money, wants to negotiate a $3 million loan from the Ron Paul Campaign while some of his backers launch an independent advertising effort seemingly at odds with his years of fighting outside in...

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Funny story: Ron Paul traveling "Yellow Brick Road" gold standard finds supporters; is attacked by flying monkeys sent by Giuliani; hires Blackwater USA to put Giuliani down

Ron Paul traveling "Yellow Brick Road" gold standard finds supporters; is attacked by flying monkeys sent by Giuliani; hires Blackwater USA to put Giuliani down

It was reported today that it wasn't long ago 10-term Texas congressman, Ron Paul, was back in Kansas tending to his conventional duties on the farm. Yet weather conditions in Kansas caused Mr. Paul's house to be lifted up and placed in a lan...

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Funny story: FBI Apprehends Ron Paul Spam Trio

FBI Apprehends Ron Paul Spam Trio

In a what is hailed as a first in internet regulation, the FBI has apprehended three youths for the recent wave of spam criminally supporting the campaign of Ron Paul for President. Ron Paul, previously alleged to be negligibly complicit to the crime...

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Funny story: Ron Paul In Serious Condition After Hoop Snake Bite!

Ron Paul In Serious Condition After Hoop Snake Bite!

Minneapolis- Ron Paul was making a routine campaign stop in rural Minnesota when screams came from the crowd of 30 or so on-lookers as they scurried out of the way of what appeared to be a rolling tire. Paul saw it at the last minute and turned to ru...

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Embraces Ron Paul

Arnold Schwarzenegger Embraces Ron Paul

Fans of presidential candidate Ron Paul were caught off guard today when California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger showed up at an event for the presidential candidate.

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Funny story: GOP Republicans ban Ron Paul as candidate

GOP Republicans ban Ron Paul as candidate

After simmering for several tense weeks a seething conflict in the midst of the GOP has been resolved in acrimonious changes inside the organization long revered as the GOP. Late last night Republican National Committee (RNC) leaders emerged after te...

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Funny story: Spambots Spam Ron Paul with Money

Spambots Spam Ron Paul with Money

A global network of hacked PCs spammed Ron Paul's campaign with Money yesterday. The botnet managed to spew 4.2 million dollars to add to the coffers of the Ron Paul campaign. He may not be the leader of the free world, but a botnet may have som...

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Funny story: Ron Paul and Lou Dobbs win by a Landslide

Ron Paul and Lou Dobbs win by a Landslide

It is the day after the U.S. Presidential elections and American politics have been turned upside down. The upset of both the Democratic and Republican partie candidates by Dr Ron Paul and Vice Presidential candidate Lou Dobbs winning by a landslide...

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Funny story: Doctor Hook Outraged At Ron Paul On The Cover Of The Rolling Stone

Doctor Hook Outraged At Ron Paul On The Cover Of The Rolling Stone

Although not actually on the cover (yet) of the Rolling Stone Magazine Ron Paul is getting the attention of political writer Tim Dickinson. While not a supporter of Dr Paul he seems to be coming around to that conclusion.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Supporters To Media: "We Will Bury You"

Ron Paul Supporters To Media: "We Will Bury You"

In a grand moment reminiscent of the fabled words of Nikita Khrushchev over 30,000 online Ron Paul supporters, with middle fingers raised high, made actual contributions in excess of $4.2 million dollars in just one 24 hour period on November 5, 2007...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Got So Much Money Today

Ron Paul Got So Much Money Today

Every day and every time, at home-- Ron Paul gets the most money today, November 5th. Hillary gets less money today. November 5th, a long, long time ago, was the day Guy Fawkes was going to blow up the government. Ron Paul hit $4 million today and he...

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Funny story: Campaign Replaces Statue of Liberty with Disrobing Ron Paul Girl

Campaign Replaces Statue of Liberty with Disrobing Ron Paul Girl

05 Nov 07, CLUTE, TX, USNA-- At midnight Eastern Standard Time, Ron Paul's campaign unveiled its November fundraising widget, which replaces last month's graphic of Miss Liberty with new footage of Miss Liv, the "Ron Paul girl". Ins...

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