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Funny story: New restaurant idea a hit so far

New restaurant idea a hit so far

Restaurant entrepreneur, Alexander Tipless, has opened the first "Your home cooked" restaurant in Tunbridge Wells, Kent. This innovative idea allows customers to take their own food and drink to the eatery and rent the table.

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Funny story: The Devil makes wok for Idol, Hans

The Devil makes wok for Idol, Hans

His Supreme Dark Lord, The Devil, has helped the winner of the German cooking talent show "Chef Idol" to open his own Chinese restaurant by presenting him with a specially made magic wok.

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsey set to buy ailing Little Chef Restaurant Chain

Gordon Ramsey set to buy ailing Little Chef Restaurant Chain

At a hurriedly convened Press Conference held this morning Wednesday 24th October 2007 at the Dorchester Hotel, London it was announced that Gordon Ramsey's Restaurant Business, The KinHell Group of Companies where about to launch a bid for the a...

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Funny story: Getting around the smoking ban

Getting around the smoking ban

(Seattle, WA) As more states enact smoking bans, some business owners are taking legal steps to preserve their smoking sections. They are handing over their property to Native Americans.

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Funny story: Space Shuttle Fleet Converted to Restaurants and Trailer Homes

Space Shuttle Fleet Converted to Restaurants and Trailer Homes

Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - NASA has decided to call it quits with the Space Shuttles. They sold them for $15 at an auction.

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Funny story: Waiter at P.F. Chang's Doesn't Know What "P.F." Stands For

Waiter at P.F. Chang's Doesn't Know What "P.F." Stands For

BURBANK, Calif. (Heewack News Network) -- A waiter at a P.F. Chang's China Bistro in Burbank Town Center failed to inspire confidence in his customers when he could not tell them what the "P.F." stood for.

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Funny story: Finicky Fast-Foodie Blurs Lines Between Gourmet and Ascetic

Finicky Fast-Foodie Blurs Lines Between Gourmet and Ascetic

Columbus, Ohio (The Scallion) - Dirk Poutine is a Quick Service Restaurant (QSR) connoisseur who likes his french fries hot and fast, just like his women. The inaugural episode of his new television show 'Dining in Style on Ten Dollars per Day&#...

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Funny story: A Menu Change At Taco Bell

A Menu Change At Taco Bell

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Mexican Food Giant Taco Bell has made several menu changes lately, in the intrest of health. The changes are part of a healthier Taco Bell.

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Funny story: Jack Bauer of "24" hired for security at Chuck E. Cheese

Jack Bauer of "24" hired for security at Chuck E. Cheese

Jack Bauer, the volatile and unpredictable federal agent on Fox's hit show "24", has been hired to provide security at the Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in Sheboygan, Wisc.

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Funny story: Dishwasher Nabbed

Dishwasher Nabbed

A Dangerous Illegal Dishwasher by the name of Raoul Mendez was apprehended last night by Lou Dobbs and his Malitia of (Give me about a half an hour) men.

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Funny story: Little Library on The Prairie--Where 'Larry the Cable Guy' Meets Monty Python--Premiers on NBC

Little Library on The Prairie--Where 'Larry the Cable Guy' Meets Monty Python--Premiers on NBC

A new sit-com on NBC is making headlines across the nation. Little Library on the Prairie is about a municipal library in a small farming community in the South. The show features a vast array of red-necks trying to learn how to read and loo...

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Funny story: Nothing's On The Menu: No-Carb Foods Growing In Popularity

Nothing's On The Menu: No-Carb Foods Growing In Popularity

Restaurants are adding "air-based" foods to their menus in an attempt to cater to what marketing strategists codename "the really, really, really, really carb-conscious customer".

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Funny story: Restaurants To Offer New Dining Options

Restaurants To Offer New Dining Options

Several New York City and Chicago restaurants have decided to offer new dining options to enhance customers' enjoyment of their meals.

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Funny story: O.J. Still Looking For ‘Real Killer'

O.J. Still Looking For ‘Real Killer'

LOS ANGELES-O.J. Simpson today was seen combing downtown Los Angeles, searching the cosmopolitan stores, dining at the plush restaurants and visiting the rich and famous; all of part of what he says is his ‘Tireless search for the real killer.'...

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Funny story: Stupid Slogans

Stupid Slogans

You know, there is an advertising slogan so illogical and frustrating that I cannot and will not allow it to go uncritiqued anymore (I have been losing sleep over this). It is for a certain chain of restaurants here in America (maybe started abroad). The restaurant is Outback Steakhouse and it's slogan is — No Rules, Just Right.

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Funny story: America Faces A New Threat: Ajax

America Faces A New Threat: Ajax

Patrons of a Bedford Stuyvesant White Castle fast-food restaurant in Brookly, NY, were shocked when they found traces of powdered Ajax throughout the establishment.

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