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Funny story: Scientists researching f**k all

Scientists researching f**k all

Seven scientists paid to find a cure for mad cow disease simply sat on their back sides and did jack shit for almost a decade.

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Funny story: New research on plant productivity

New research on plant productivity

In recent years many scientific breakthroughs have been made. Among the most recent are bottled water, proven to be up to 100% inside a plastic bottle, CIA computer software, designed to produce cool yet otherwise completely redundant sound effects w...

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Funny story: Major Breakthrough in Pathology

Major Breakthrough in Pathology

SKOKIE, Illinois (AP) -- Scientists at Devonshire Elementary rejoiced today as newly discovered evidence pointed the way to a stunning pathological breakthrough. According to new research, the debilitating disease known as "Cooties" is now...

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Funny story: New Government research reveals absolutely nothing

New Government research reveals absolutely nothing

Some new research undertaken by the government to inflate the pockets of yet more overpaid consultants, has revealed absolutely nothing.

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Funny story: Air Not as Important as You Think

Air Not as Important as You Think

A new study done by some research team shows that air may not be as important for your health as you may think. This study challenges such claims as "You should breathe 3,000 gallons of air every day" and "Pure air is better".

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Funny story: Fake Researcher Targets London Offices

Fake Researcher Targets London Offices

Fake researchers have mounted a coordinated attack on some of the top offices in London's financial district. At least six office workers have fallen foul of the scam and police suspect many more are simply too embarrassed to come forward.

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Funny story: Don't Drink the Dehydrated Water

Don't Drink the Dehydrated Water

A forensic scientist studying the DNA of water in the English University of Cambridge has made some startling findings that may cause us to think twice before ever drinking tap water again.

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Funny story: 94% of Jerks are also Pricks, Study Finds

94% of Jerks are also Pricks, Study Finds

Glasgow, Scotland - Postgraduate researchers at the University of Strathclyde now have compelling evidence linking two personality types: 'Jerks' and 'Pricks'.

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Funny story: Jellyfish fossils found

Jellyfish fossils found

Scientists in Arizona have found rare fossilised remains of a Jellyfish, the first time any such remains have been found in the fossil record.

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Funny story: Boffin feels a right tit

Boffin feels a right tit

US research boffin, Dr Derek Lambeth, has just received US$3 Million US government funding to carry out research into breasts.

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Funny story: Study: Children crave McDonalds

Study: Children crave McDonalds

A recent study was conducted to discover the impact the fast food chain McDonalds has on children. The results were surprising.

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Funny story: Study Shows Researchers Tired of Conducting Studies

Study Shows Researchers Tired of Conducting Studies

BERKELEY, CA (AP Newsliar) -- A new study conducted by researchers at the University of California at Berkeley has revealed that researchers are sick and tired of conducting studies.

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Funny story: Walking Backwards into progress

Walking Backwards into progress

Researchers at the University of Chicago have been doing a study to determine the best form of animal locomotion. The study resulted in an astounding breakthrough: Walking backward is not only the healthiest way but, also the most stimulating for the mind. I met with one of the leaders of the research group, Professor Richard Cockburn, to see if I could find out what was behind the study and why i...

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Funny story: Betelnutters paradise

Betelnutters paradise

Bangladeshis have always been a colony of betelnut addicts. 'My' extensive and 'paranormal' research studies show that betelnut sessions help the secretion of our brains opiates, drugging us often to the point of excitement or euphoria.

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Funny story: Looking for Ron Paul

Looking for Ron Paul

After seeing Ron Paul mentioned often on the web, I decided to research the candidate by checking more reliable sources. First I watched the network news, starting with CBS, then NBC, and ABC too.

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Funny story: Chocolate lowers your blood pressure!

Chocolate lowers your blood pressure!

According to research conducted by chocolate experts, a mouthful of dark chocolate ever day lowers blood pressure!...

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Funny story: Spam Stimulates Brain, say Researchers

Spam Stimulates Brain, say Researchers

New York, Apr 27 - In a major setback to anti-spammers around the world, a group of researchers under the banner of Association of Scientific Spam (ASS) have proven that spam mail, otherwise known as junk mail, stimulates the growth of the brain cell...

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