A man who would not reveal his identity for fear of appearing somewhat strange, has told of how he often talks to himself. Talking to oneself is considered by many people to suggest something eccentric, quirky, or even mad, but our man said he fin...
Members of the public applauded Queen Elizabeth the Second as she delivered urgently-needed food parcels to a council estate in South London. Many stood in their doorways, a few metres apart, clapping and waving Union flags, as the 93-year-old monarc...
There's been a grave announcement from Buckingham Palace in the last few minutes, to say that the Coronavirus is to be charged with High Treason. And they're not kidding! The virus originally surfaced in China in January, but, instead of being...
Royal geneologists decided at an emergency meeting in London last night, that, if the worst were to happen, and the Royal Family were laid waste by the current health pandemic, then, at a pinch, and for purely a temporary period only, the US presiden...
LOS ANGELES – Well Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are now no longer considered royalty. Queen Elizabeth has stripped them of their Buckingham Palace titles and amenities including their royal name tags. The lovely couple will now be known simply a...
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth has waded into the row over whether or not Liverpool Football Club should be handed the Premier League title before the league season is actually over. The PL programme has been temporarily shut down due to fears over t...
LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex has informed the media that she will be donating one of her favorite crowns in the interest of raising money for the Coronavirus cause. Queen Elizabeth’s second granddaughter-in-law informed Left Coast Mi...
There were sombre scenes at Buckingham Palace this evening, and the Royal Standard stood at half-mast, after the news was broken to Her Majesty the Queen that Genesis P-Orridge, the founder member and lead singer of Throbbing Gristle, had died, aged…
LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, was approached by a public service organization about doing a television ad to stress the importance of getting tested for the Coronavirus Markle said that she is only too glad to do it, a...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Now that it has been established that neither Harry Maguire nor England is the center of the universe, one must reach back in history to uncover any event more devastating to the status quo than the Coronavirus. With zombies be...
SAUSALITO, California – Prince Harry and his lovely wife, the Duchess of Sussex, were visiting friends in Northern California, when they were asked about Queen Elizabeth’s latest royal antics. RumorLand News reporter Ty Quickmeister informed the v...
There was a shock announcement from Buckingham Palace tonight, when it was revealed that Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, and her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Philip, are to divorce after 72 years of marriage. The Queen, 93, and Prince P...
NEW YORK CITY – The New York Sun-Observer has just broken the story that Meghan Markle, the former Duchess of Sussex, has agreed to join Whoopi Goldberg and the rest of the women of the top-rated daytime show, "The View." A spokesperson for the sh...
BAYOU CANE, Louisiana – Prince Harry and his wife, the lusciously-lovely Meghan Markle, were visiting the world famous Monsieur Qui Qui Swamp down in the heart of the swamp bayous, Bayou Cane this week. She told Maximus Bedstraw, of The Grandiose...
CHICAGO – The iNews Agency is reporting that Meghan Markle has received an offer to pose in the April edition of Playboy. The 38-year-old wife of Prince Harry was quite flattered by the offer and said that she would have to have the 100% approval...
Prince Andrew, the Duke of York, has complained to his mummy that his bum-bum is itching, and that he would like her to put some cream on it. But, say experts, the irritation is not something that can be resolved by rubbing cream on it, however fu...
In the unlikeliest of associations imaginable, Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, has revealed that she is a fan of industrial music pioneers, Throbbing Gristle. TG, formed in Hull in 1975 from the remnants of COUM Transmissions, stunned audiences with...
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