In a rare interview for this month's edition of Reader's Wives (incorporating Suburban Strumpets) magazine, Prince Charles took the opportunity to promote his green manifesto for living, 'Parody: Taking The Piss Out Of The Poor'. The Prince made an i...
Prince Charles has issued a statement saying that, forthwith, he will not be eating tomatoes and appeals to other to give up eating the succulent red fruit. "Well, I was, you know, walking around my garden at Highgrove, having a chat to the grass...
Charles - Britain's Royal Sausage, fresh from talking to plants and now in India for the Commonwealth Games is peddling his new book "Harmony". With nothing better to do for a living than mooch off taxpayers while waiting for his turn to don the C...
Walking-dead Royals - Cadaverous Charles and his pudding-plump Camilla have arrived in New Delhi to do the Queen's work - cutting ribbons, making silly chit-chat, mouthing the usual platitudes while grimacing throughout the entire procedure. This...
Prince Charles today launched into a scathing tirade in which he rubbished exponents of modern comedy as 'cruel and witless' - standing up for The Goons as paragons of comedy excellence. Particular venom was reserved for stand-up comedians, who we...
Prince Charles has urged the public to wear more recycled clothes in an attempt to reduce the world's carbon footprint. In order to put (very little) money where his mouth is, Chaz regulary shops,incognito of course, in numerous High Street charit...
The Hague - (On-The-Rocks): Was virtual bankrupt Sarah, Duchess of York plied with blood diamonds 'like all the other hos' testifying in The Hague this week? Insolvency voluntary arrangement sources said today Fergie's rapacious greed has seen her...
Scotland - (Terminal News): Royal Protection Racket police appear nonplussed by this morning's sighting of the North Korean hit squad. The gang is believed to be a personal birthday gift to Charles from wackjob dictator Kim Jong Very Ill Indeed.
Amid much pomp and ceremony, Prince Charles has launched his new product today, the 'i-pot'. A cross between a plant pot and an mp3 player, the 'i-pot' has been designed to provide music, specifically for your potted plants. The 'i-pot' will be...
M25 Corridor - (BOGOF News): A secret MI5 whorehouse - er...safehouse! - debriefing has stunned anti-terror cops. Two of the Anna Chapman-swop Russian spies have grassed up a dissolute band of renegade organic produce peddlers behind Charles' Dac...
Prince Charles, 'electrified' (sic) his audience of Oxford 'scholars' today by touting that the Muslim religion was the most attuned to nature, an a belief if followed would most likely to save the world from its industrialized excesses. His...
London - (Sticky Business): It started as a nasty deep throat infection that's now spread to the entire abominal - er, abdominal! - area. And this week it's laid low Prince Charles just as his wacky Foundation for Integrated Quackery ex-CEO George...
London - (Rotters): Prince Charles was reported to be heading to the Lake District this morning to shore up a much needed PR coup. Clarence House sources said today HRH's presence in the Whitehaven area could restore morale and boost public confid...
Prince Charles, the 61 year old heir apparent to the throne of England, is not making the Queen happy. Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, said that "we will be pleased when my son finally outgrows his current Whoopie Cushion phase and stops sneaking t...
Prince Charles has had a miraculous escape following a fall from the top floor of Buckingham Palace. He fell several feet, until his ears became stuck in a metal grid. Charles was left dangling eight floors above the Mall whilst the changing of t...
London - (Quackery): "It's what your right hand's for," the Royal Freak Hospital's Dean of Complimentary (sic) Therapies said today as Charles collected his PhD in digital medicine. The sixty nine-year old pretender to the throne is now officially...
London - (Nux Vomica): The Prince's Foundation for Health Quackery has folded following the arrest this week of two ex-employees accused of running a £300,000 fraud. The arrest has prompted fears the charity is bankrupt amid reports no accounts ha...
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