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Funny story: Prince Charles To Rescue Burnley - Why?

Prince Charles To Rescue Burnley - Why?

Reports from the national press appear to suggest that HRH The Prince Of Wales has expressed an interest in assisting the Lancashire Borough of Burnley through times of economic hardship,reports which may well rebound on him and break his face, accor...

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Funny story: Royal firm's adverts 'a load of bollocks'

Royal firm's adverts 'a load of bollocks'

Adverts for two herbal remedies, made by Bonny Prince Charlie's firm Quacky Aboriginal Nonsensicals, are 'complete and utter bollocks', the regulatory group Medicines That Often Dowork, MTOD, said today. 'The ads are total pish', MTOD's chief exec...

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Funny story: Charles Follows In Darwin's Footsteps

Charles Follows In Darwin's Footsteps

Prince Charles has arrived in the Galapagos Islands during his world tour. He is expected to visit Lonesome George. A slow-moving depressed individual with no apparent purpose to live and nothing to look forward to, Charles will spend time with the g...

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Funny story: Prince Charles in Secret Galapagos Meeting with Corrie's Gail

Prince Charles in Secret Galapagos Meeting with Corrie's Gail

Cock-headed paparazzi pimp, Darryn Lyons has revealed startling photographs of the Prince of Wales during a secret 'love-in' with Coronation Street's Gail Hillman on the Galapagos Islands. The photographs, which are expected to net Lyons more than...

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Funny story: Charles: My Mother's Day Pain

Charles: My Mother's Day Pain

Prince Charles today spoke movingly of his pain every Mother's Day. As a packed audience listened in hushed silence Charles told them of his "vast and overpowering despair" at this time of year. "Every year I keep hoping that it will be the last,...

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Funny story: Fat Duck restaurateur accuses Charles of detox quackery

Fat Duck restaurateur accuses Charles of detox quackery

Berkshire - (Toxic Ass Mess): Triple Michelin-starred Fat Duck restaurateur Heston Services Blue-Mental has accused Prince Charles' Duchy Originals range of detox remedies of outright quackery. The complaint follows the closure of the Berkshire ea...

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Funny story: Prince Charles: The End Is Nigh

Prince Charles: The End Is Nigh

Prince Charles, heir to the throne and big eared twit has travelled to South America to highlight the issue of global warming. He is currently in Chile, where earlier today he made a speech. Confused locals heard the Prince say that in order to save...

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Funny story: Charles prays at General Pinochet's graveside, offers ritual sacrifice

Charles prays at General Pinochet's graveside, offers ritual sacrifice

Santiago, Chile - (Fifth Reich Mess): Brushing away a solitary tear Prince Charles knelt at General Pinochet's graveside today before ritually slitting the throat of a local Blackleg cockerel and smearing its blood all over Camilla's barren womb.

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Funny story: Another royal crack deal in the pipeline as Charles heads for Pinochet fatherland

Another royal crack deal in the pipeline as Charles heads for Pinochet fatherland

London - (Toxic Ass Mess): Non-Aligned Crack Barons Association UK CEO Charles Windsor is poised to sign the biggest narcotic deal of his life with next weekend's trip to Chile. The fake royal dynasty's Pretender saw his personal drug dealing inco...

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Funny story: Prince Charles, Camillo To Use Private Jet On "Green Tour"

Prince Charles, Camillo To Use Private Jet On "Green Tour"

Prince Charles was accused of hypocrisy last night for using a private jet on an 'environmental' tour of South America. The prince will travel to the region next month in a visit costing an estimated £300,000 as part of his personal crusade agains...

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Funny story: CIA warns Barack Obama that UK terrorists 'like Charles, Wills and Harry' are the biggest threat to the US

CIA warns Barack Obama that UK terrorists 'like Charles, Wills and Harry' are the biggest threat to the US

Langley, Va - (AssoCIAted mess): Spooks at the CIA's oxymoronic President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) HQ have warned President Obama about the dangers of continuing Bush Administration appeasement of ruthless scumbag terrorists...

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Funny story: Prince Charles 'a Jewish impostor' says Madoff whistleblower

Prince Charles 'a Jewish impostor' says Madoff whistleblower

London - (Pharoah-less Pyramid Scheme Mess): A top Off-the-Wall-Street whistleblower who dumped Ponzi scam artiste Bernie Madfoff in the FBI doggie doo-doo reckons Prince Charles 'is a Jewish impostor'. US Securities and Exchange Commission snitch...

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Funny story: New Charles stamps causing problems

New Charles stamps causing problems

The design of new stamps, being prepared with the portrait of Prince Charles in the eventuality of the Queen's death, are causing problems for Royal Mail designers. The Prince, no oil painting, cannot agree a design "which encompasses all one's belie...

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Funny story: UFO cloud over Prince of Wales

UFO cloud over Prince of Wales

Clarence House - (Tin Foil Hat Mess): A Zyklon B-powered 'flying saucer' has been spotted hovering over Prince Charles during a furtive visit to the Three Newts pub on the Dyfi Estuary near Aberystwyth according to MoD sources. The craft 'looked a...

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Funny story: Prince Harry Pocket Money To Be Stopped

Prince Harry Pocket Money To Be Stopped

Heir to the throne, Prince Charles, has told journalists he was "disgusted" with the racist comments made by his son, Prince Harry, and that he has stopped his pocket money "to focus his mind". Speaking this morning from the balcony at Buckingham...

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Funny story: Charles "I Saw Queen Mother Naked"

Charles "I Saw Queen Mother Naked"

King in waiting Prince Charles has revealed the reason behind his tormented childhood claiming that his life changed for the worse after wandering into a palace bathroom to be be confronted by a naked Queen Mother sitting on the toilet. "It was C...

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Funny story: Plucky Prince Picks Poision Chalice and Takes Over At Ailing Wanderers

Plucky Prince Picks Poision Chalice and Takes Over At Ailing Wanderers

In an unprecedented move The Prince of Wales, King Charles, is set to take up the reins at ailing football club, Fulham Wanderers. Speaking from his London gaff last night the amiable big-eared lad told us: "Errm...yes...well I just couldn't st...

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