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Funny story: Nine million British adults never been online, OFFWRIST say. Still use paper based porn.

Nine million British adults never been online, OFFWRIST say. Still use paper based porn.

More than nine million British adults have never used the internet, despite Government efforts to encourage people to go online for their daily dose of dingle dangles and depraved doxies doing dirty demonstrations. While a million extra "silver su...

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Funny story: That's It, I'm Ready for a New Way to Reproduce

That's It, I'm Ready for a New Way to Reproduce

I've had it up to here with the way you have kids in this world. You'd think by now we could come up with a way to get a family without having to bring into the picture a lazy slob who wants to sit in front of the TV all day and make comments about even bigger slobs who wear tights and slap each other around on the rear. I mean, that's the kind of thing you have to put up with just to bring into e...

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Funny story: Porn Shops in Baghdad: "Mission Accomplished"

Porn Shops in Baghdad: "Mission Accomplished"

The Baghdad Bulletin,Iraq's only English language newspaper is running with a banner headline this morning that reads: Porn Shops in Baghdad: "Mission Accomplished" "Finally," the article states, "American-style democracy comes to Iraq as por...

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Funny story: Braille porn magazine for the blind is a huge success

Braille porn magazine for the blind is a huge success

The blind have had their prayers answered. Well, all right not quite - because we assume that their prayers would involve something about them getting their sight back. But they have had their "back up" prayers answered. As of last week there is a ne...

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Agrees To Do XXX Movies To Raise California Funding

Arnold Schwarzenegger Agrees To Do XXX Movies To Raise California Funding

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has agreed to do several more Triple-X movies, where he got his start, to raise some money for the state's failing economy. "I will give my all to help us out here. We must all do our part to get this state back on t...

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Funny story: Porn Star Ron Jeremy's Killer Penis Movie Achieves Cult Status

Porn Star Ron Jeremy's Killer Penis Movie Achieves Cult Status

Skoob Entertainment News takes no pleasure whatsoever in announcing that a low budget horror movie, occasionally screened on late night satellite movie channels, entitled: "One Eyed Monster" has achieved cult status in Europe. And that's official -...

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Funny story: New "The Spoof" technology pleases porn searchers

New "The Spoof" technology pleases porn searchers

The Spoof, the popular on-line satirical newspaper is trialling a unique method for rating the stories. Editor Mark Lowton has employed Page Three glamour model Honey Trapp to pose for stunning pictures in increasing stages of undress (pictured right...

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Funny story: Morpheus Finds Out Daughter is Doing Porn, Decides to Take The Blue Pill

Morpheus Finds Out Daughter is Doing Porn, Decides to Take The Blue Pill

Actor Laurence Fishburne, the talented actor who played Morpheus in the two fantasic Matrix movies (as well as the cinematographic sh-tstain called Matrix: Reloaded) has found out that his daughter Montana has completed a hardcorn porn movie, which w...

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Funny story: 274,240 Porn Apps Created in First Hour After iPhone Legal Jailbreak Ruling

274,240 Porn Apps Created in First Hour After iPhone Legal Jailbreak Ruling

In the only growth seen in the American business landscape since President George W. Bush broke the world, software developers created nearly 300,000 pornographic iPhone apps in one hour, after The Library of Congress ruled that owners of Apple Inc.'...

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Funny story: Don't Blame Coke for Porn; the Company is Outdated and Clueless

Don't Blame Coke for Porn; the Company is Outdated and Clueless

We'd expect some kind of controversy from a Pepsi promotion because Pepsi is hip, it's now, it's happening, unlike Coca-Cola, it's backward-thinking rival. So when we heard that Coca-Cola had been caught posting porn messages on teens walls on Facebo...

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Funny story: Internet Porn Impedes Progress of Chimpanzee Learning to Surf Web on Own Laptop

Internet Porn Impedes Progress of Chimpanzee Learning to Surf Web on Own Laptop

Charlie, a chimpanzee owned by animal psychologist, Mary Lively, celebrated his 6th birthday by sending text messages on his very own laptop computer. The computer was specially designed for Charlie by Apeco Technologies at the urging of Lively, when...

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Funny story: Prehistoric Porn found in Cave

Prehistoric Porn found in Cave

Archaeologists in France have discovered what they believe to be the oldest porn in existence. The pornography is depicted in a series of graphic paintings in a remote cave the archaeologists have named Le Grande Gash. British scientist and fl...

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Funny story: The Ron Jeremy - Holly Sampson Porn Film "Hole-in-One" Has Been Named The Best X-Rated Movie on Both Sides of The Mississippi River

The Ron Jeremy - Holly Sampson Porn Film "Hole-in-One" Has Been Named The Best X-Rated Movie on Both Sides of The Mississippi River

SANTA MONICA, California - Vilandro Gorianzanni, the Italian director who directed the Ron Jeremy - Holly Sampson x-rated motion picture Hole-in-One says that he has just received word that his movie has just been voted the best x-rated film on both...

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Funny story: Top London Hospital Used As Porn Film Set

Top London Hospital Used As Porn Film Set

Health chiefs were left red faced today after it emerged that an undisclosed London Hospital was turned into a film set for a porn movie. Medical staff and patients alike were outraged to learn that Ward G3 was hired out to shoot sleazy porn flick...

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Funny story: Royal Freak Hospital porn movie all the rage

Royal Freak Hospital porn movie all the rage

London - (Colostomy Mess): Footage from a hardcore movie shot in London's iconic Royal Freak Hospital has gone viral on the internet. 'Massive-Boobed Nympho Nurses on Ketamine' was shot in the North London infirmary's urino-genitary ward last year...

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Funny story: Vatican to Release Scores of Soft Porn Tapes to Raise Money for Legal Defense

Vatican to Release Scores of Soft Porn Tapes to Raise Money for Legal Defense

Running low on cash and unable to count on their worshippers for much longer to keep the coffers full so they can hire the best legal minds in the world to defend the growing sex abuse claims, the Vatican has agreed to allow the release of hundreds o...

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Funny story: Review: Tarantino's Porno stars P!nk

Review: Tarantino's Porno stars P!nk

Before he became famous as the director of Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction, Quentin Tarantino had already made a movie, but up until recently, he had managed to keep it quiet. Called Pimp Friction is was pornography of the most base nature. After losing his laptop containing the entire film, in a home invasion in 2007, Tarantino's film was released onto the internet by the thieves. With the fil...

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