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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Drenches Dutch Dancer In Diarrhea

Cheryl Cole Drenches Dutch Dancer In Diarrhea

Pop's favourite poop princess, Cheryl Cole stole the show at last night's Brit Awards. Not only did she win the prize 'The Most Achieved With The Least Talent' awards, but she dazzled the audience by shitting over a dancer while singing her latest hi...

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Funny story: That's Not My Shite! - Claims Local Dog

That's Not My Shite! - Claims Local Dog

A local dog has hit out against claims that he is responsible for coating the streets in sticky, brown doggie doo-doo. Barky the dog, 2, has said that he is suffering 'emotional turmoil' and 'stress' after rumours throughout the local village bega...

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Funny story: Jesus's Face Found On Dog Turd

Jesus's Face Found On Dog Turd

Paco Monterosso who lives in the small village of Aldeaperromierda in southern Spain was amazed last week when he saw the face of Jesus smiling up at him from a dog turd lying in the street. "It was a seriously spiritual moment," said Paco. "I've see...

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Funny story: Al Sharpton Insists Nigeria Should Change Its Name

Al Sharpton Insists Nigeria Should Change Its Name

The Reverend Al Sharpton, an American Civil Rights Activist and general big-mouth, has insisted that the African countries of Nigeria and Niger change their name, along with the name of the Niger river. Sharpton said that these three places soun...

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Funny story: Recent Snowstorm Perfectly Preserves Dog Poo

Recent Snowstorm Perfectly Preserves Dog Poo

BALTIMORE - Like a dinosaur bone preserved in the side of a mountain or an insect befallen in tree sap, a recent snowstorm to the Baltimore metropolitan area has been perfectly preserving animal droppings city wide. Area man Mike James has two dogs,...

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Funny story: S.O.S. Messages From Around the US Arrive On Obama's Doorstep Commenting on his Policy To Bankrupt America!

S.O.S. Messages From Around the US Arrive On Obama's Doorstep Commenting on his Policy To Bankrupt America!

Distressed citizens responded today to Obama's continued assault on the economic well being of the country, by sending thousands of personal S.O.S. messages back to the door step of the Out of Touch President. Obama, busy crafting a new give awa...

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Funny story: Frozen Dog Turds Threaten To Ruin Spring

Frozen Dog Turds Threaten To Ruin Spring

Moscow's harsh winter weather usually gives way to a pleasant spring, with birds singing, children playing and the trees full of blossom. However, there is a danger lurking amongst the snow and ice. It is a danger which will potentially ruin spring f...

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Funny story: Bishop To Open New Scat Park

Bishop To Open New Scat Park

The Bishop of Spalding has opened a new Scat Park based in the Scottish town of Arbroath on Friday morning. It is based on Ecclesiastical Way, close to the town centre. The manager of the new facility, Herman Dribble said that he hoped that the n...

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Funny story: Man Has a Nice Hard Shite

Man Has a Nice Hard Shite

David Dowling, of 69 Oral Sex Street, Burnley, has described in graphic detail how he passed an enormous, wet turd through his arse last Sunday night. "I had been out socialising with my Socialist friends at the Communist club on Lenin Sreet, when...

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Funny story: Doctors Say Newsman Keith Olbermann Showing Signs Of Oxygen Deprivation

Doctors Say Newsman Keith Olbermann Showing Signs Of Oxygen Deprivation

Doctors at Washington D.C.'s Joe Gibbs Memorial Hospital have said that the recent words and actions of NBC Newsman and commentator Keith Olbermann are the results of his being deprived of oxygen. These medical experts suggest that, in order to rega...

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Funny story: Superman has Diarrhoea

Superman has Diarrhoea

Superman is on the sick list and not able to perform any super hero tasks this week and will not return to his super hero duties until further notice. Lex Laxative his arch enemy tricked him into drinking a cup of coffee with the very strong laxat...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Squirts Some Bum-Juice In A Taxi

Cheryl Cole Squirts Some Bum-Juice In A Taxi

It seems that over the recent weeks, Cheryl Cole's reputation has moved from being the 'Perfect Pop Princess' to the 'Pitiful Poo-Problemed Pikie'. Indeed, week after week, she has been involved in some kind of 'dung debacle' or another. This week...

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Funny story: Jack Tweed Arrested For Shitting In A Sandwich

Jack Tweed Arrested For Shitting In A Sandwich

Police last night arrested Jack Tweed on suspicion of acts against public decency. HE was taken in by Snaresbrook Police in Essex following complaints from local residents and shopkeepers. The 22 year old widower of dead beached whale Jade 'Fat Cu...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole In Canine Faeces Drama

Cheryl Cole In Canine Faeces Drama

TV's golden girl, Cheryl Cole was yesterday placed in a very embarrassing situation when she mistakenly ate a small piece of dogshit thinking it was a truffle. Girls Aloud's pop princess had been attending a fund-raining event at Battersea Dogs Ho...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Does A Poo In Her Knickers During Interview

Cheryl Cole Does A Poo In Her Knickers During Interview

Pop princess, and famed mentor of X Factor winner Joe McElderry found herself in a little pickle yesterday morning. Or perhaps more of a 'poo-ckle'? Cole was being interviewed alongside McElderry on London's LBC 97.3 Radio. Interviewer James O'Bri...

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Funny story: Britian to run off Poo by 2015!

Britian to run off Poo by 2015!

In a shocking 4am announcement tonight the Green Party have unveiled a stunning agenda to fight the next general election. They have revealed a double hit on both global warming and the economy with the startling announcement that within three ye...

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Funny story: Man Has A Shit At Friend's Home - Blocks Toilet

Man Has A Shit At Friend's Home - Blocks Toilet

A Hull man masquerading as an English teacher in the Thai capital of Bangkok found himself in a rather embarrassing predicament this week when, during a visit to a friend's home, he was forced to use the host's toilet for a Number 2 - and blocked it!...

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