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Funny story: Paul Sings for Peace (and Lawyer Fees)

Paul Sings for Peace (and Lawyer Fees)

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - TheSpoof.com writer CalJennings had no idea that Sir Paul McCartney would take him up on his suggestion to sing for world peace, but that's just what Sir Paul plans to do.

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Funny story: McCartney remake Beatles Song on new CD

McCartney remake Beatles Song on new CD

Paul McCartney's new CD will include a number of references to his estranged wife Heather with an updated version of a song he originally did for 1967's Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

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Funny story: Former Beatles Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr to Finish Lost Britney Spears Song

Former Beatles Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr to Finish Lost Britney Spears Song

Former Beatles Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr will finish and record a lost Britney Spears song for release later this year, sources in the music industry are reporting.

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Funny story: Heather Mills McCartney Dumped Out Of 'Dancing With The Stars'

Heather Mills McCartney Dumped Out Of 'Dancing With The Stars'

Heather Mills McCartney, the estranged wife of murdered ex-Soviet spy Alexander Litvinenko, has been banished from Dancing With The Stars, the US version of the BBC show, Stiffly Come Dancing.

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Funny story: McCartney wins leg in divorce settlement

McCartney wins leg in divorce settlement

Paul McCartney was today awarded Heather Mills' false leg as part of the divorce settlement.

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Funny story: Remaining Beatles to cover Mmmbop

Remaining Beatles to cover Mmmbop

The two remaining members of legendary pop band The Beatles will release a cover version of the Hanson song Mmmbop...

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Funny story: McCartney Accepts Proposal to Play at Tony Blair's Wedding

McCartney Accepts Proposal to Play at Tony Blair's Wedding

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - Today, Sir Paul McCartney accepted Sir Elton John's proposal to play with him for Prime Minister Tony Blair's wedding to President George W. Bush.

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Funny story: McCartney moves to Starbucks

McCartney moves to Starbucks

Sir Paul McCartney is taking the possibility that he might get taken to the cleaners by his estranged wife Lady Heather very seriously, it has emerged. In a statement by his publicist, McCartney is quoted as having taken a Saturday job in the Chich...

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Funny story: Heather Mills Beats Adversity to Dance With B-Grade Stars... Comes 6th

Heather Mills Beats Adversity to Dance With B-Grade Stars... Comes 6th

Heather Mills, the only Beatles partner more disliked than Yoko, has overcome the fact that she only has one leg to go Dancing With The 'Stars'.

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Funny story: Heather Mills McCartney Says They're All Out To Get Her

Heather Mills McCartney Says They're All Out To Get Her

Geordie strumpet and porno star, Heather Mills McCartney, has said in a BBC interview that there are mighty forces ranged against her and that everybody's out to get her.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson owes more money than Brazil

Michael Jackson owes more money than Brazil

Michael Jackson is about to sell his prized Beatles song catalogue to help pay off his debts which are estimated at $900 million. The sale will go ahead on eBay where bidding will start at around $750 million.

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Funny story: Heather Mills demands standard £500 per hour divorce deal

Heather Mills demands standard £500 per hour divorce deal

London - (Rotters): Heather Mills has told a judge that her divorce from Paul McCartney should be based on what she has always charged. At around £500 per hour this reflects her age, looks and range of services. And takes into account that she stan...

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Funny story: Ringo or Charlie?

Ringo or Charlie?

A woman in America has told a local radio station that she is the mother of a girl furthered by Ringo Starr.

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Funny story: Heather Mills making threatening phone calls to herself

Heather Mills making threatening phone calls to herself

London - (Rotters): As the battle for custody of Paul McCartney's ££££s hots up his estranged wife Heather Mills has been to the local police staion to comment on a series of threatening phone calls to her home.

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Funny story: McCartney Goes Nude

McCartney Goes Nude

Paul McCartney has been told by Frank Rallings the council's head of planning at Rother District Council he has to pull up one trouser leg while walking on his Peasmarsh farm in Sussex England. He was told he has to stay within the rules...

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Funny story: Alexander Litvinenko and Paul Mccartney are Same Person?

Alexander Litvinenko and Paul Mccartney are Same Person?

Are Paul McCartney (rock star) and Alexander Litvinenko (Russian spy) in fact the same person?...

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Funny story: Rumor: Paul McCartney, Heather Mills Reach $876 Kajillion Bajillion Divorce Settlement

Rumor: Paul McCartney, Heather Mills Reach $876 Kajillion Bajillion Divorce Settlement

LONDON - Sources close to someone who once owned a copy of the Beatles' Rubber Soul album are reporting today that ex-Beatle Sir Paul McCartney has reached a divorce settlement with his estranged ex-wife, one-legged supermodel Heather Mills, wort...

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