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Funny story: Politicians agree to speak the truth

Politicians agree to speak the truth

After three centuries of fudging, prevaricating, dodging and generally being economical in their veracity, British Politicians have been dealt a three-line whip to tell the truth. A cross-party group have studied the impact of lie-telling to an in...

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Funny story: Cameron accepts radical financial plan to save the economy!

Cameron accepts radical financial plan to save the economy!

The PM will announce that he is ordering the immigration department to start deporting old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and NHS costs. A plan to rescue the country's economy, formulated and presented by Chancellor...

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Funny story: This Week in Politics Ode - 30 Oct 2011

This Week in Politics Ode - 30 Oct 2011

Cameron made to apologise for "grossly offensive" Hillsborough remarks, pity, He believes the lower order folk are full of superfluity, Until election time, when he requires our vote and comity, Shows you how he makes it easy for us to show him our reprehensibility! Damian Green - Britain's Immigration Minister, said: "Immigration has been too high", he's not notice before,? another...

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Funny story: MP Denies Gay Rumour Despite Mounting Evidence

MP Denies Gay Rumour Despite Mounting Evidence

Senior Tory MP Lance Swan has described his late night arrest in a London park as a misunderstanding that he looks forward to putting firmly behind him. Speaking to the gathering press, outside his Oxfordshire estate, the MP stood with his wife...

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Funny story: Observations on the Coalition Government - in rhyme

Observations on the Coalition Government - in rhyme

This ode about MPs might just make you affright, In fiddling, lying, and nepotism they delight, MPs consume Caviar and not toast and Marmite, Their cons and excuses for fiddling are so erudite, They vary in loyalties and actions, from Thatcherite, Communist, Tree-huggers, Luddite's, and the odd Jacobite, Even the odd honest one, playwright or transvestite, They steal and fiddl...

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Funny story: Government Announces Training Scheme For Jeremy Kyle Guests

Government Announces Training Scheme For Jeremy Kyle Guests

As part of an initiative to make education more relevant to modern day Britain, the government is to offer vocational training for potential Jeremy Kyle guests. Education minister, Robert Smith-Smythe, told reporters who attended the launch exactl...

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Funny story: Tough Decisions for the Government Ahead

Tough Decisions for the Government Ahead

With economic gloom causing problems for Spoof writers the Government is faced with some difficult decisions. Clearly there are too many people around and plans to gas old people who are living too long have been secretly amended as it was discove...

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Funny story: Broadband to Common?

Broadband to Common?

MPs from all parties are arguing about whether broadband should be allowed in the House of Commons. Most MPs aren't really sure if they want it or not. "Some of the Members of Parliament just go on and on, I mean do we need to know how much dog...

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Funny story: Oliver Letwin, the phantom rubbish bin thrower of olde London Town...

Oliver Letwin, the phantom rubbish bin thrower of olde London Town...

Westminster, LONDON: For years, Oliver Letwin, the Conservative MP has been hiding a secret. Many have known about it, but have not been able to disclose the details. Some have tried, but these details have been binned in public parks all over Lon...

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Funny story: New Filing System Shock

New Filing System Shock

Revealed today has been the new filing system used by Cabinet Ministers to deal with their correspondence. In future all documents are to be filed in dustbins marked RUBBISH. This is to economise on space in Minister's heads and to deal with cons...

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Funny story: Cable theft reported today

Cable theft reported today

When Cable theft was reported this morning, the Labour and Conservatives in the House burst into enthusiastic cackling, whooping, clapping, yahooing, celebrating, gloating, cheering, and dancing in the aisles. "Naturally the Right Honourable Dr Vi...

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Funny story: MP's 'So Drunk, they can hardly stand up' - a Tory MP claimed last night

MP's 'So Drunk, they can hardly stand up' - a Tory MP claimed last night

Heavy drinking MPs are often so sozzled they can barely stand up in the Commons, a Tory MP claimed last night. In an interview in one of the House of Commons 14 bars, a Tory MP who cannot be named for security reasons said; "Many stagger into the...

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Funny story: More Tory Broken Promises

More Tory Broken Promises

My wife responded to the offer from the Tories to stand beside David Cameron and smile at the camera for just £100. However she was swindled in another broken Tory promise when the Managers would only pay her £50, because she didn't laugh at Cameron'...

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Funny story: Dyslexic MPs demand a raise in their weekly "celery"

Dyslexic MPs demand a raise in their weekly "celery"

Dyslexic MPs were today accused of exploiting their disability to further their own political ambitions. In a strongly worded letter to the Grauniad, the leader of the dyslexic parliamentarian union has asked for an overall increase in weekly cel...

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Funny story: How Parliament Works

How Parliament Works

Following on from my previous article about the Science of Politics, I have put together some further information for aspiring politicians. If you are lucky enough be elected to Parliament you should spend some time getting properly inducted into the basics of the system. This will allow you to slide smoothly into your new role with the minimum of fuss. It would be a mistake to think you know...

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Funny story: Laboratory Tests Confirm it was in the Custard!

Laboratory Tests Confirm it was in the Custard!

Laboratory tests carried out over the weekend have confirmed initial suspicions that custard served with apple crumble to MP's for dessert in the restaurant of Parliament last Friday was the source of contamination when an as yet unidentified person...

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Funny story: MPs Guilty Of Too Much 'Twist And Shout'

MPs Guilty Of Too Much 'Twist And Shout'

Whilst most Britons believed that politicians had done their best to combat the rise of most abhorrent dances, an overwhelming majority were still critical of MP's delectation for the 'twist and shout'. This latest poll, published in the Indepen...

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