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Funny story: Paris Hilton Weed Charges Dropped By SA Court

Paris Hilton Weed Charges Dropped By SA Court

Heiress and internet video starlet, Paris Hilton was yesterday released by a South African special World Cup court after being arrested following the Holland v Brazil quarter final tie in Port Elizabeth. Hilton had been accused of possessing marij...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Agrees To 30 Days In Jail For Threatening Wife With Knife At Her Throat Last Year!

Charlie Sheen Agrees To 30 Days In Jail For Threatening Wife With Knife At Her Throat Last Year!

According to the many headlines on the web this morning Charlie Sheen has agreed to serve thirty days in jail for his holding a knife at his wife's throat during the Holidays late last year. A spokesman for Sheen stated that he could have gotten...

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Funny story: Federer and Nadal Hope Paris Won't be Boring

Federer and Nadal Hope Paris Won't be Boring

Paris, Illinois - Roger Federer and Rafa Nadal have never shared a lot in common over the years,except for several tense meetings on the hard, grass and clay courts. But recently Paris Hilton stunned the tennis world by once again stating that sh...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Changes Name To Dick The Bruiser

Lady Gaga Changes Name To Dick The Bruiser

After purchasing the old-time wrestler's moniker, Lady Gaga, or rather, Dick The Bruiser, is granting as many interviews as possible as most people are sick of the same old crock of an act she has been doing. "There's nothing new here. We've had t...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Is Nancy Pelosi?

Paris Hilton Is Nancy Pelosi?

Life's A Bitch Films announced shooting is about to begin on a new film and that Paris Hilton will portray the title character believed to be based on Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. The major Hollywood feature film is tentatively entitled Spe...

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Funny story: The Lindsay Lohan - Perez Hilton Feud Is Heating Up Like Hell!

The Lindsay Lohan - Perez Hilton Feud Is Heating Up Like Hell!

HOLLYWOOD - The Lindsay Lohan-Perez Hilton feud is starting to resemble Iceland's Eyjafjallajojull volcano. The LiLo-PerHi powder puff fracas started when Perez wrote an unflattering piece about LiLo's little sister, Ali, aka AliLo. The sidesad...

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Funny story: The Scandal-Ridden TV Reality Show "Models of The Runway" Is Cancelled

The Scandal-Ridden TV Reality Show "Models of The Runway" Is Cancelled

NEW YORK CITY - Insiders are stating that The Lifelong Channel modeling show Models of The Runway has been cancelled. The shows executive producer Slizza Huffnagle-Filterfield stated that from the very beginning the show was plagued with lots of prob...

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Funny story: American Senator Harry Reid's Big Boner Hurt Paris Hilton

American Senator Harry Reid's Big Boner Hurt Paris Hilton

American senate leader Harry Reid apologized today to one of France's greatest landmarks for errors he made while staying there last week. His press secretary stated, "Senator Reid is terribly sorry that a simple boner could cause so much trouble in...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Head beach jogger killed by Experimental Lancair IV-P plane

Paris Hilton Head beach jogger killed by Experimental Lancair IV-P plane

South Carolina - (Sand Dune Mess): The freak accident happened as the plane began leaking oil at 13,000ft and a back-draft sprayed the pilot's window, obscuring flight vision and causing the plane to plummet suddenly, according to reports. An unid...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Says Cop That Pulled Her Over & Handcuffed Her Not A Real Cop

Paris Hilton Says Cop That Pulled Her Over & Handcuffed Her Not A Real Cop

Paris Hilton told police in Los Angeles yesterday that she had been the victim of a fake cop or at least she had reason to believe so. "Oh, he had handcuffs but no uniform. He said he was undercover and that's where we headed right after he handcu...

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Funny story: Joe The Plumber Unclogs Paris Hilton

Joe The Plumber Unclogs Paris Hilton

Called out on an emergency run, Joe the Plumber reached the home of Paris Hilton just in time. "I feel like I'm going to explode", a plumber's helper told us after receiving a cash bonus as much as he makes in a month. "Joe can't read anyway",...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton 'beer can-shagging' TV ad upsets Brazilians

Paris Hilton 'beer can-shagging' TV ad upsets Brazilians

San Paulo - (Mine's A Stella): "Maybe she's experiencing heat rash chafing - a form of brazilian depilation nappy-rash?" one helpful beer-lover commented today in the escalating row. The blonde twenty-something American socialite has upset Sao Pa...

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Funny story: Porm Star Veronica Siwik-Daniels Wants Tiger Woods To Apologize To Her Face-To-Face

Porm Star Veronica Siwik-Daniels Wants Tiger Woods To Apologize To Her Face-To-Face

LOS ANGELES - American porn star Veronica Siwik-Daniels has stated that she wants Tiger Woods to publicly apologize to her for telling her in the heat of passion that he thought that she had the most beautiful eyes, nose, and pom poms that he had eve...

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Funny story: Nicole Richie Pulls Maid of Honor Offer from Paris Hilton

Nicole Richie Pulls Maid of Honor Offer from Paris Hilton

While the personal staff of Nicole Richie has been busy planning her upcoming wedding top Joel Madden, they did not expect to have to spin the last minute reports of dropping Paris Hilton as Maid of Honor at the ceremony. The two former friends wh...

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Funny story: Tiger, Paris, Lohan, Winehouse All Love Captain Fizz-Bang's Rehab Center

Tiger, Paris, Lohan, Winehouse All Love Captain Fizz-Bang's Rehab Center

Where do Winehouse, Lohan. Paris, Tiger Woods & Mel Gibson go for rehab help and have fun at the same time? It's Captain Fizz-Bangs Rehab Of The Stars, right in Hollywood. After flunking out of the sex clinic in Mississippi, where did Tiger c...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Has A Vaginoplasty Procedure

Lindsay Lohan Has A Vaginoplasty Procedure

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan has recently had more ups and downs than an amusement park roller coaster. She has survived the harsh breakup of the love of her life Samantha Ronson. She has accepted the fact that no movie studio wants her to star...

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Funny story: Hollywood Starlets Send Donations To Victims Left Homeless By Haiti Earthquake

Hollywood Starlets Send Donations To Victims Left Homeless By Haiti Earthquake

Donations have been pouring into relief shelters all over the world to be shipped to the victims of the earthquake in Haiti. That catastophe, which may claim as many as 100,000 lives, is bringing out the charitable giver in people all over the globe...

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