Paris Hilton and her entourage were taken into custody when a vuvuzela Hilton was carrying started to smoke and the smell of marijuana emanated from within the horn. Upon seeing the stadium police approach, Hilton passed the makeshift bong to her per...
Heiress and internet video starlet, Paris Hilton was yesterday released by a South African special World Cup court after being arrested following the Holland v Brazil quarter final tie in Port Elizabeth. Hilton had been accused of possessing marij...
According to the many headlines on the web this morning Charlie Sheen has agreed to serve thirty days in jail for his holding a knife at his wife's throat during the Holidays late last year. A spokesman for Sheen stated that he could have gotten...
Paris, Illinois - Roger Federer and Rafa Nadal have never shared a lot in common over the years,except for several tense meetings on the hard, grass and clay courts. But recently Paris Hilton stunned the tennis world by once again stating that sh...
After purchasing the old-time wrestler's moniker, Lady Gaga, or rather, Dick The Bruiser, is granting as many interviews as possible as most people are sick of the same old crock of an act she has been doing. "There's nothing new here. We've had t...
Life's A Bitch Films announced shooting is about to begin on a new film and that Paris Hilton will portray the title character believed to be based on Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. The major Hollywood feature film is tentatively entitled Spe...
HOLLYWOOD - The Lindsay Lohan-Perez Hilton feud is starting to resemble Iceland's Eyjafjallajojull volcano. The LiLo-PerHi powder puff fracas started when Perez wrote an unflattering piece about LiLo's little sister, Ali, aka AliLo. The sidesad...
NEW YORK CITY - Insiders are stating that The Lifelong Channel modeling show Models of The Runway has been cancelled. The shows executive producer Slizza Huffnagle-Filterfield stated that from the very beginning the show was plagued with lots of prob...
American senate leader Harry Reid apologized today to one of France's greatest landmarks for errors he made while staying there last week. His press secretary stated, "Senator Reid is terribly sorry that a simple boner could cause so much trouble in...
South Carolina - (Sand Dune Mess): The freak accident happened as the plane began leaking oil at 13,000ft and a back-draft sprayed the pilot's window, obscuring flight vision and causing the plane to plummet suddenly, according to reports. An unid...
Paris Hilton told police in Los Angeles yesterday that she had been the victim of a fake cop or at least she had reason to believe so. "Oh, he had handcuffs but no uniform. He said he was undercover and that's where we headed right after he handcu...
Called out on an emergency run, Joe the Plumber reached the home of Paris Hilton just in time. "I feel like I'm going to explode", a plumber's helper told us after receiving a cash bonus as much as he makes in a month. "Joe can't read anyway",...
San Paulo - (Mine's A Stella): "Maybe she's experiencing heat rash chafing - a form of brazilian depilation nappy-rash?" one helpful beer-lover commented today in the escalating row. The blonde twenty-something American socialite has upset Sao Pa...
LOS ANGELES - American porn star Veronica Siwik-Daniels has stated that she wants Tiger Woods to publicly apologize to her for telling her in the heat of passion that he thought that she had the most beautiful eyes, nose, and pom poms that he had eve...
While the personal staff of Nicole Richie has been busy planning her upcoming wedding top Joel Madden, they did not expect to have to spin the last minute reports of dropping Paris Hilton as Maid of Honor at the ceremony. The two former friends wh...
Where do Winehouse, Lohan. Paris, Tiger Woods & Mel Gibson go for rehab help and have fun at the same time? It's Captain Fizz-Bangs Rehab Of The Stars, right in Hollywood. After flunking out of the sex clinic in Mississippi, where did Tiger c...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan has recently had more ups and downs than an amusement park roller coaster. She has survived the harsh breakup of the love of her life Samantha Ronson. She has accepted the fact that no movie studio wants her to star...
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