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Funny story: Musharraf Quits Pakistan, Takes Over 7-11 Chain in US

Musharraf Quits Pakistan, Takes Over 7-11 Chain in US

Former ruler Musharraf has seized power over all 7-11s in the US, claiming Pakistanis are tired of just working in the stores, and should now also have the management of the company as well. "I thought of a hotel chain, but the Indians have that...

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Funny story: Imran Khan continues to telecommute to reduce his carbon footprint on the planet, say Pakistani officials; Gov. reducing carbon footprint of others too

Imran Khan continues to telecommute to reduce his carbon footprint on the planet, say Pakistani officials; Gov. reducing carbon footprint of others too

Lahore, Pakistan - Pakistani officials insist that Imran Khan is not under arrest but free to move about the country as he wishes, but he prefers to telecommute from his home or government provided facility to do his part to help reduce his carbon fo...

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Funny story: Live from BB-sea - INDIA vs PAKISTAN

Live from BB-sea - INDIA vs PAKISTAN

Good morning everyone, and welcome to the Kashmir. I'm Bitchy Renault and I'll be with you right through the day.

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Funny story: Musharrif: The Bitch Is Back

Musharrif: The Bitch Is Back

Pakistan (TheSpoof.com)- Exiled Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto returned back to Pakistan after eight years. The former Prime Minister was greeted with cheers from the people and bombs from the government.

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Funny story: Vagina ban in Pakistan

Vagina ban in Pakistan

President Pervez Musharraf and little brother Brian, are in the sh*thouse once again as Bennazir Bhutto is ready to walk back in to both of their kerrazeee lives.

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Funny story: God's pocket-money stolen by "thieving bast*rds"

God's pocket-money stolen by "thieving bast*rds"

The creator of the Universe and everything that exists was left red-faced today after his pocket money was stolen during a trip to the shops.

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Funny story: Pakistan ex-Prime Minister is repeating the same day over and over again like "Groundhog Day"

Pakistan ex-Prime Minister is repeating the same day over and over again like "Groundhog Day"

The former Prime Minister of Pakistan Nawaz Sharif claims he is repeating the same day over and over again in an endless loop.

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Funny story: Scarlett Johannson is "Lost in Translation" at Bolivian Clowns funeral

Scarlett Johannson is "Lost in Translation" at Bolivian Clowns funeral

Scarlett Johannson amazed funeral goers with a unique interpretation of "The Final Countdown" by 80's Euro poodle rockers "Europe".

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson denies plot to overthrow Pakistani government

Jessica Simpson denies plot to overthrow Pakistani government

"Dukes of Hazard" cardboard cutout Jessica Simpson has denied allegations that she planned a coup to overthrow President Musharaff's government in Pakistan. "I did...

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Funny story: India and Pakistan: Friendly Again?

India and Pakistan: Friendly Again?

ISLAMABAD (AP) - August 15th will mark the 60-year anniversary of the separation between India and Pakistan, and the traditional Partition Day Parade promises to be especially ebullient this year.

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Funny story: Spoof! Writer's Captors Surveilled by Pakistani Authorities

Spoof! Writer's Captors Surveilled by Pakistani Authorities

Pakistan (Reuterus) - The bad news is that regular contributor to TheSpoof.com, 'Who The Hell Is Mohit?', has been missing for more than twenty-four hours. The good news is that authorities have covertly been tracking the movements of his ab...

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Funny story: Pakistan to NATO: "Please, come in!"

Pakistan to NATO: "Please, come in!"

ISLAMABAD (Reuterus) - Pakistan's National Security Council and President Pervez Musharraf indicated today that they might accept foreign intervention against extremists operating in lawless tribal areas bordering Afghanistan.

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Funny story: Bernard Manning Dies Of Racism

Bernard Manning Dies Of Racism

Bernard Manning, the controversial and, some would say, outrageous northern comedian, has died of racism at the age of 76.

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Funny story: Bob Woolmer Death Mystery Solved

Bob Woolmer Death Mystery Solved

Police in Jamaica have finished their investigation into the strange and, thus far, unexplained death of England cricket legend, and, latterly, Pakistan team coach, Bob Woolmer.

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Funny story: Bob Woolmer 'Definitely' Not Murdered

Bob Woolmer 'Definitely' Not Murdered

Bob Woolmer, the Pakistan cricket coach murdered in Jamaica, then 'unmurdered', was 'definitely' not murdered, say police officers from Scotland Yard. The announcement comes after several weeks of poking and prodding at Woolmer's corpse, by so-cal…

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Funny story: Bob Woolmer 'Unmurdered'

Bob Woolmer 'Unmurdered'

Bob Woolmer, the Pakistan coach who was murdered during the cricket World Cup, has been 'unmurdered' according to reports coming out of the West Indies.

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Funny story: Bob Woolmer Poisoned With Rohypnol

Bob Woolmer Poisoned With Rohypnol

A BBC investigation has learned that the ex-Pakistan cricket coach Bob Woolmer was poisoned before he was strangularised.

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