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Funny story: OMG! What if a tsunami dumps Bin Laden's remains on Catalina??

OMG! What if a tsunami dumps Bin Laden's remains on Catalina??

Los Angeles - "Relax, guys, it was a lead-lined coffin!" the Santa Catalina police chief commented today amid reports of Osama Bin Laden's marine burial. Apparently CIA morticians buried the butcher with half a ton of semtex in a deep-sea send off...

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Funny story: Our 'Enry Finishes Bin Laden

Our 'Enry Finishes Bin Laden

Britain's former Boxing Champion, Henry Cooper, laid out the challenger Obama Bin Laden with an uppercut straght from the Cassius Clay Songbook. Sadly the fight also ended Henry's life. In a gesture of goodwill the American dollar is being redesig...

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Funny story: Google Shares Rocket on news of Osama bin Laden death

Google Shares Rocket on news of Osama bin Laden death

Today, in early trading, share price for google rocketed on the news that Osama Bin Laden has been killed during a daring raid by US Special Forces. Since 2001, the US had been looking for a guy, with a beard, on crutches, with one kidney in the m...

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Funny story: Osama bin Laden gets to Heaven

Osama bin Laden gets to Heaven

We have conflicting reports today about Osama Bin Laden's death. Jubilant Americans have rejoiced outside the White House. NEWSFLASH This report has been retracted. It is now reported from a very reliable source that Osama Bin Laden has been se...

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Funny story: John-Paul II's first miracle after Beatification

John-Paul II's first miracle after Beatification

The late Pope John-Paul II has performed a first miracle after his beatification in Rome this past Sunday. The former Polish-born Karol Wojtyla intercepted to help American C.I.A. agents shoot straight when they attacked Osama Bin Laden's luxury...

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Funny story: American Troops Led By Sarah "Crosshairs" Palin Kill Osama Bin Laden In Pakistan

American Troops Led By Sarah "Crosshairs" Palin Kill Osama Bin Laden In Pakistan

WASHINGTON D.C. - After a decade of being on the run, the infamous Osama Bin Laden, the 6 foot 6 inch tall, Al Qaeda leader has been found, shot, and killed in Pakistan. Fitzwater Ribicoff of The Big Apple Globe Gazette reported that a group of un...

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Funny story: Bin Laden found outside Islamabad, Pakistan dressed as a woman!

Bin Laden found outside Islamabad, Pakistan dressed as a woman!

Islamabad, Pakistan - The Daily World Bulletin Report is reporting that Osama Bin Laden was found living outside Islamabad, Pakistan in a women's retirement home. After a brief fire-fight, the body of the leader of Al Qaeda was found with false...

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Funny story: CIA Claim Our 'Enry And Bin Laden Link

CIA Claim Our 'Enry And Bin Laden Link

Unnamed sources at the Central Intelligence Agency in Langley, Virginia, USA claim that they are on the verge of publishing a report that former British heavyweight champion Henry Cooper and Obama Bin Laden were one and the same person. The eviden...

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Funny story: President Obama - "Bin Laden to be Mummified"

President Obama - "Bin Laden to be Mummified"

Islamabad, Pakistan - The terrorist mastermind and leader of Al Qaeda, Osama Bin Laden, was confirmed killed in a U.S. ground operation today. A DNA test has confirmed it is indeed the evil one himself. President Obama stated that Bin Laden'...

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Funny story: Today I Told My Daughters: Osama bin Laden is Dead.

Today I Told My Daughters: Osama bin Laden is Dead.

I guess I'll always remember last night: I was lying on my stomach in bed, my 2-year-old Gabriella asleep between my knees, when I read my friend's Facebook post: "Osama bin Laden is dead." I was in Watchung, NJ on September 11th, 2001, working. My entire staff was huddled around the TV; as many of them furious as were incredulous. One of my best friends was in New York City at the time, and I...

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Funny story: Alaska sold to Saudi Arabia

Alaska sold to Saudi Arabia

Alaska - She could see Russia from her house. Today, it's a different story, as Sarah Palin has just announced to a stunned gathering outside her home that Alaska has been sold. "I don't know where I can move to an also-to see Russia from my hous...

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Funny story: Whatever else you do in 2011 don't touch your TFT monitor...

Whatever else you do in 2011 don't touch your TFT monitor...

At exactly 00.01 hours on April 1st a particularly nasty virus - part Trojan, part Worm, part BLING (Bin Laden is a Ninja Ghost), will hit computer, laptop, and even Blackberry users worldwide and will remain active until 2012. Known only as E=mc2...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Speaks Out

Osama Bin Laden Speaks Out

Dear People of America - Just a quick little note to remind everyone just how damn friggin good I am at evading being captured by the barbaric capitalist that have been searching for me for many years. I will give them credit because those dudes have just about looked in every cave in Pakistan and they have not found me (Osama Bin Laden). Well that is because I am not in Pakistan; I am in Missi...

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Funny story: Osama Discovered Hiding on CW Network

Osama Discovered Hiding on CW Network

Terrorist Osama bin Laden's whereabouts were finally discovered by authorities last week. It seems he was be hiding on the low-rated CW Network. National Security Council Spokesman Mike Hammer (yes, that's his real name) told reporters that the r...

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Funny story: People Avoid TSA Scans and Pat Downs by Using FedEx, Save Money on Flights

People Avoid TSA Scans and Pat Downs by Using FedEx, Save Money on Flights

In the rush to avoid the intrusiveness of both the TSA scanners and pat downs at airports, people have begun to use overnight FedEx to send themselves, their families and their luggage to their destinations. By using FedEx's newly promoted 250 pou...

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Funny story: Osama bin Laden creates a super bug to rule the world

Osama bin Laden creates a super bug to rule the world

In an audio tape aired on Al Jazeera television on Monday, al Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden admitted to French President Nicolas Sarkozy of spreading pesticide resistant bed bugs in France. In a message specifically targeting France, al Qaeda chief...

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Funny story: Chinese Stealth Technology Keeps Bin Laden Hidden in Plain Sight

Chinese Stealth Technology Keeps Bin Laden Hidden in Plain Sight

A new Wikileaks cable was just released on the Wikileaks website that mentions the Chinese government had lent a special suit using stealth technology to Al Qaeda leader, Osama Bin Laden, for testing purposes. Apparently, the test was a success but...

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