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Funny story: Goodbye Oprah. Winfrey show set to finally end in 2011

Goodbye Oprah. Winfrey show set to finally end in 2011

We live in fast paced and ever changing world, where humankind races forward at an increasing rate of knots leaving a plume of historic dust in the past. Take the last 25 years for instance. Where have we come from and where are we now? 25 yea...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Announces She Is Quitting Her Show

Oprah Winfrey Announces She Is Quitting Her Show

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey in town because this is where she films her show and lives told her audience that she has decided that it is time to end her long running talk show. Winfrey trying to hold back tears but being unsuccessful told her studio a...

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Funny story: Oprah Selects Omarosa as Talk Show Replacement

Oprah Selects Omarosa as Talk Show Replacement

Stunning the television industry with her announcement, the soon to be retiring daily talk show host and the most powerful woman in television, Oprah Winfrey, has chosen "Fired" contestant Omarosa of Donald Trump's "The Apprentice" fame. Though Wi...

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Funny story: Oprah to Retire Show; World As We Know It Collapses

Oprah to Retire Show; World As We Know It Collapses

CHICAGO, IL - Chicago today fell into Lake Michigan, as Oprah Winfrey announced that her landmark television show will breathe its last in 2011. The city and much of the nation are in turmoil after hearing the news, which Winfrey disclosed during...

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Funny story: Oprah Learns That Her Recomended Book, "Snake In The Popcorn Bag" Was Another Hoax"

Oprah Learns That Her Recomended Book, "Snake In The Popcorn Bag" Was Another Hoax"

You would have thought Oprah Winfrey would have caught on by now but she's fallen for it again. This time the author, Ms. Prissy Henpecker, the author of "The Snake In The Popcorn Bag" had sat right there in front of Oprah, the audience and ten zillion television viewers and swore that the she had actually went on a date when she was 16 to a movie theater with one Leon, a snake handler. Th...

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Funny story: HarperCollins estimates 1 out of 200 U.S. citizens are idiots

HarperCollins estimates 1 out of 200 U.S. citizens are idiots

New York City, New York - At HarperCollins, researchers have shown that the proportion of idiots to Americans is approximately 1 out of 200. Therefore, they are getting ready to release 1.5 million hardcover editions of "Going Rogue" by *ahem* Sara...

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Funny story: Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield End 12-Year Feud on The Oprah Winfrey Show

Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield End 12-Year Feud on The Oprah Winfrey Show

CHICAGO - After not speaking to each other for 12 years Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield were brought together by none other than the world's richest woman Oprah Winfrey. The two boxers had last seen each other during their championship bout in La...

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Funny story: Mackenzie Phillips to Oprah: "The 'Kama Sutra' is just not a very good bedtime storybook at all."

Mackenzie Phillips to Oprah: "The 'Kama Sutra' is just not a very good bedtime storybook at all."

Chicago, Illinois - "Despite what you may hear from me here today about my relationship with my dad," said sober Mackenzie Phillips, offering up dating advice to the young women in the Oprah Show audience after her spine tingling, jaw dropping, mouth...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey promotes girl power

Oprah Winfrey promotes girl power

South Africa - Oprah Winfrey opened a school Tuesday for disadvantaged girls, fulfilling a promise she made to former President Nelson Mandela six years ago and giving more than 150 girls a chance for a better future. "I wanted to give this opport...

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Funny story: Whitney Does Oprah, Gets So Emotional

Whitney Does Oprah, Gets So Emotional

Beleaguered diva and Bobby Brown baby-mama Whitney Houston actually made it to the Oprah Winfrey show Monday on her own steam, in a vertical condition and without lackey assistance. The two-day interview took place on the stage of New York's Town...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Forces United Nations to Appoint Oprah Winfrey As Secretary General

Barack Obama Forces United Nations to Appoint Oprah Winfrey As Secretary General

Barack Obama, the popular President of the United States, forced the United Nations to appoint Oprah Winfrey as Secretary General. Ban Ki-Moon, current holder of the position, voluntarily stepped down from the office due to the group of ACORN stormt...

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Funny story: Oprah Near Death Following Chris Brown Sofa Attack

Oprah Near Death Following Chris Brown Sofa Attack

US chat show queen Oprah Winfrey is struggling for her life following a vicious assault by hip-hop star Chris Brown witnessed by an audience of millions. Brown was appearing on the Oprah's television show in an apparent attempt to salvage his repu...

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Funny story: Surprise! President Obama Turns 48

Surprise! President Obama Turns 48

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The nation's 'First Mama' aka Michelle Obama is throwing her husband, the 'Main Bro' a surprise birthday party to be held at the White House's Rose Garden, which is also now known as The Beer Buddies Bar. The president will be 4...

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Funny story: Madonna's Biceps Blamed On Acai Berry Promoted By Oprah

Madonna's Biceps Blamed On Acai Berry Promoted By Oprah

New York, NY - Madonna's biceps are stringy, ugly and may make KFC's treatment of chickens look tame. PETA has issued its first ever complaint regarding treatment of humans and it has to do with the unsightly mess that is Madonna's arms. In a str...

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Funny story: Historical Marker Relocation Perplexing National Park Service

Historical Marker Relocation Perplexing National Park Service

Historical markers are generally placed at sites where something significant happened in the past. Often, they mark places where famous people lived or died or historical events occured. Generally, the National Park Service is responsible for placi...

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Funny story: World Fudge Packing Champion to Appear on Oprah Winfrey

World Fudge Packing Champion to Appear on Oprah Winfrey

Thomas Craig, winner of the World Fudge Packing Championships, will appear on the Oprah Winfrey talk show this week. The news was announced by show spokesperson Barbarbara Gurt. Craig, a native of San Fagcisco, was excited by the prospects of app...

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Funny story: President Obama Catching Hell For Winning $358,000 on The All-Star Game

President Obama Catching Hell For Winning $358,000 on The All-Star Game

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama has been severely criticized for betting on the American League in Major League Baseball's 2009 All-Star Game. The president, who is a lifelong Chicago White Sox fan won a total of $358,000 by betting on t...

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