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Funny story: Jailed American Comedians Escape During Olympics

Jailed American Comedians Escape During Olympics

London - Two imprisoned comedic actors escaped today amid the confusion of the summer Olympics. The two Americans, actors Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder, had been imprisoned in Buckingham Palace over two decades ago by Prince William, who lovingly...

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Funny story: British decide to stop moaning about the Olympics after Mitt Romney criticizes them

British decide to stop moaning about the Olympics after Mitt Romney criticizes them

The British people had a dramatic change of heart last night and suddenly got behind the Olympic Games being hosted in the East of London. The incredible u-turn came after American Presidential candidate Mitt Romney questioned whether Britain was...

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Funny story: Athletes to post on Facebook while they are competing

Athletes to post on Facebook while they are competing

In previous Olympic Games, it has always been the spectators who have come to watch (and photograph) the athletes and not the other way around. But while many London 2012 athletes were forced to stay in their rooms because the Opening Ceremony was pa...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Asked To Leave England And Go Back To Hee Haw, Massachusetts

Mitt Romney Asked To Leave England And Go Back To Hee Haw, Massachusetts

LONDON - Mitt Romney has just clearly demonstrated the art of sticking one's foot in one's mouth. The GOP presidential candidate figured that he would jump on the Olympics bandwagon and garner all kinds of free publicity for his political campaign...

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Funny story: Naked Olympic Games

Naked Olympic Games

Olympic officials have sanctioned a new spectacle for the Olympics that should give the Games a real boost, in the light of so little publicity for the event so far. David Cameron, visibly shaken, declared that it was a great opportunity to get aw...

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Funny story: Olympic Legend wins gold in egg and spoon race

Olympic Legend wins gold in egg and spoon race

The pupils of an East London Primary School were treated to an awesome display of speed today as Usain Bolt easily won the egg and spoon race in their annual spots day. Bolt was expected to defend his 100 meter title at the Olympic Stadium but due a...

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Funny story: More People will Watch Chas Then Olympics, Survey Says

More People will Watch Chas Then Olympics, Survey Says

An online survey of 50 million people in the UK with a TV have said that they'd rather watch the Chas Network on TV than the Olympics. The ITV Network, recently renamed the Chas Network after a fictional character in soap Emmerdale (now Chas Dale...

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Funny story: The 2012 Summer Olympics: The Reason Why Costa Rica Is Extremely Upset

The 2012 Summer Olympics: The Reason Why Costa Rica Is Extremely Upset

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - A spokesperson for the Costa Rican Olympic team, Francisco San Platanos, has expressed the fact that Team Costa Rica has just received a certified letter from The International Olympic Committee. The letter stipulates that t...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Agrees To Replace The Olympic Team's "Made In China" Uniforms

Donald Trump Agrees To Replace The Olympic Team's "Made In China" Uniforms

MANHATTAN - Donald Trump has never been one to just sit idly by and keep quite about anything or anyone. And he has let it be known that he is not a happy camper at the fact that the U.S. Olympic team will be shown at the Summer Olympics opening...

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Funny story: New athlete called Philip Sidowu to compete at London 2012

New athlete called Philip Sidowu to compete at London 2012

Plans for GB's athletics team have been thrown into confusion on the eve of the games with the appearance at the team's luke warm weather training camp in a field outside Keele Services off the M6 by the arrival of a new athlete. Looking remarkabl...

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Funny story: Team GB storms off over soccer flag mix-up

Team GB storms off over soccer flag mix-up

Britain's football team stormed off the pitch before their opening Olympics clash against Senegal on Thursday after the players' pictures were displayed on a video screen alongside the flag of Scotland. The contest at Old Trafford in Manchest...

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Funny story: Tintwistle brass band get to perform the national anthems at the Olympics

Tintwistle brass band get to perform the national anthems at the Olympics

Tintwistle Brass Band, from East Manchester, have been selected to play the national anthems for winning athletes during the Olympics. The band are the winners of the Brassed Off, the contest for Brass Bands held in the North West of England every Ju...

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Funny story: Olympic Flag Man Doses't Know His Arse from His Elbow Says Wife

Olympic Flag Man Doses't Know His Arse from His Elbow Says Wife

The wife of the man responsible for broadcasting the North Korean women's football team beside a South Korean flag says he is always making mistakes and doesn't know his arse from his elbow sometimes. Tommy McVeigh, 34, caused a major internationa...

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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 26th July 2012

Football Gossip & comments 26th July 2012

Gareth Bale, 23, played for Tottenham against LA Galaxy in LA before Team GB kick off their Olympic campaign, despite being unavailable for Stuart Pearce's squad because of injury. It's a miracle I tell thee. Smelling salts and a sniff of sheep... Jermaine Pennant has been forced to miss Stoke's pre-season tour of the United States after being refused a working visa. His tag wasn't allowed ou...

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Funny story: Islamic Volleyball announced as new Olympic Sport for 2020

Islamic Volleyball announced as new Olympic Sport for 2020

Following on from the introduction of Beach Volleyball in the Atlanta 1996 Games, the next evolution of Volleyball is to be recognised in the 2020 Olympic Games. The increasingly popular sport of Beach Volleyball originated in Santa Monica, Calif...

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Funny story: Fifth Avenue celebrity astrologer ups Olympics ante

Fifth Avenue celebrity astrologer ups Olympics ante

New York - A stargazer-to-the-stars is warning of a deceptive line-up in the heavens this week as thousands of Americans flock to London to support the US Olympic team. Holly Grail, whose hunches include the 2005 discovery of the long-lost Leonard...

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Funny story: Pigs will fly at Olympics opener

Pigs will fly at Olympics opener

Director Danny Boyle has controversially agreed to demands from leading animal rights groups to drop live animals at Friday's opening ceremony of the London Olympics. Unfortunately for the animal rights lobby, he appears to have taken their ex...

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