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Funny story: Grand Theft Bathtub

Grand Theft Bathtub

A new game has recently been developed, to appeal directly to the increasing number of elderly 'Silver Surfers'. Grand Theft Bathtub is a sister programme to Grand Theft Auto, but at a far slower pace, and is named in honour of the BBC's comedy g...

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Funny story: Bus Passes thing of the Past

Bus Passes thing of the Past

The Government has announced a revision of the Bus Pass allowances for people under 90 years of age. Protests from elderly citizens have been met vigoursly by Ministers. Suggestions that the Conservatives are going back on election promises are be...

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Funny story: People are getting older, science blokes reckon

People are getting older, science blokes reckon

In an astonishing announcement type thing yesterday, some science chap said that he has been doing some studying and that, of people and stuff. Our reporter bloke went to go and see him and he took a pen and paper too. Just for the look of the th...

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Funny story: Letters to the Editor - Sun Valley Acres Trailer Park Weekly Newsletter

Letters to the Editor - Sun Valley Acres Trailer Park Weekly Newsletter

Dear Mildred, Your column last week entitled Obituaries was a tad too long for my tastes. In fact, a couple of us were discussing it and it seemed as if it took up a good half of the newsletter. In the future, we'd appreciate it if you could keep the obituaries down to one or two. Also, it seemed a bit depressing. Perhaps you could throw in a joke or two to lighten the mood in the next issue.

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Funny story: Average age will soon be 100

Average age will soon be 100

Great scientific advances will be heralding in a time when 100 is the average age. The Queen is worried she will have to send so many messages of congratulation that she will run out of paper and Prince Charles, becoming frustrated at waiting so long...

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Funny story: Dare Devil, Crash Granny Dead At 87

Dare Devil, Crash Granny Dead At 87

Maudrice Langsley, the world famous Crash Granny who created 90% of all the dare devil stunts used in Hollywood movies was killed Saturday while finishing up her farewell tour in Sidney, Australia. Granny, who in all of her 87 years of doing deat...

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Funny story: Elderly people tracking down drug dealers with high tech equipment

Elderly people tracking down drug dealers with high tech equipment

"A group of elderly people who are frustrated by the police's inability to tackle local drug dealers have equipped themselves with high-tech gadgets and begun a surveillance operation to stop them." So reads a headline in an onsite newspaper toda...

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Funny story: How to Pimp Your Grandmother

How to Pimp Your Grandmother

I had a big problem, pimping my wife, the lazy cow would not get off her arse and do the business. So, I went round to my grans house and asked her if she wanted to earn a few quid, doing me a favour now and again. The batty old bastard is 98, so she will say yes to anything, wont she? daft as a brush! So, the older she is, the better, and don't forget to tell her to leave her teeth at home. If...

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Funny story: Oldies Taking Over The Internet

Oldies Taking Over The Internet

A new UK report released today reveals that over 70% of internet usage can be attributed to silver surfers, or in some cases, baldy headed surfers, as increasing numbers of tech savvy senior citizens get to grips with the complexities of the net.

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Funny story: Pensioner survives being dragged by car

Pensioner survives being dragged by car

Octogenarian Mervyn Forstwerth is toasting his good fortune today after literally walking away from a serious car accident. Mr Forstwerth scrambled underneath the car in a busy garage forecourt in Kent after seeing a 20p piece beside the rear wheel.

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Funny story: Pension Age Set to Rise To 100

Pension Age Set to Rise To 100

Secret Government proposals are afoot to raise the pension age to one hundred years old. This comes in the wake of discussions by DWP Minister Ian Dunkel Smyth to raise the retirement age to 70. Under the new proposals, dubbed as work til you d...

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Funny story: Hawaiian Trafficking Ring Targets Little Old Ladies

Hawaiian Trafficking Ring Targets Little Old Ladies

The problem of little old lady trafficking into Hawaii is relatively new, and as little as three years ago, police were unable to detect any signs of it. However, when police noticed a dearth of knitters and crazy cat ladies, they could see there...

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Funny story: Over 65's qualify for free Nintendo Wii games and free slippers PLUS statistics on euthanasia - in Holland. THIS ARTICLE INCLUDES AN ONLINE SURVEY GIVEN TO SPOOF WRITERS ON THE SUBJECT OF STATISTICS

Over 65's qualify for free Nintendo Wii games and free slippers PLUS statistics on euthanasia - in Holland. THIS ARTICLE INCLUDES AN ONLINE SURVEY GIVEN TO SPOOF WRITERS ON THE SUBJECT OF STATISTICS

Councils, in England, are providing free Nintendo games and new slippers to OAP to reduce the number of falls suffered by the old codgers. Codgers can trade in their old tatty, stinky slippers and get a new pair for two quid. Councils are committed to providing the best possible care for their older citizens. They believe that getting the 'oldies' up and moving more, will go a long way to help...

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Funny story: Many Wealthy Elderly Tourists Headed For The Gulf Coast For Cures

Many Wealthy Elderly Tourists Headed For The Gulf Coast For Cures

What has thus far been a total disaster for hotels and businesses around the Gulf of Mexico over the oil spill, may not be so bad after all. "We read in TheSpoof that everyone here had the shits, over the oil slick mixing into the water supply",...

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Funny story: Nostalgia On The Wane As Old People Forget What They Were Getting Nostalgic About

Nostalgia On The Wane As Old People Forget What They Were Getting Nostalgic About

If you are fortunate enough to be able to recall when this country last had a Labour government, Manchester United were a successful football team and beer was only £3.00 a pint, then you're probably one of the dying breed of individuals afflicted wi...

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Funny story: Betty White Kicks Butt on SNL, Opens Door for Older Guests

Betty White Kicks Butt on SNL, Opens Door for Older Guests

Getting praise from critics and helping Saturday Night Live achieve a ratings surge has put comedienne-actress Betty White, 88, in the spotlight. It's not only her, but many other eighty-somethings as well. Television executives, waking up to t...

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Funny story: Sue Barker is now the World's oldest Woman

Sue Barker is now the World's oldest Woman

One of Britain's finest ever female tennis players and friend of Cliff today learned of the news that she was now the World's oldest woman. Sue Barker celebrated her 114th birthday last month by taking on Andy Murray at Wimbledon's Centre Court an...

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