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Funny story: BP to Plug Leaking Deepwater Well with Rush Limbaugh's Likeness

BP to Plug Leaking Deepwater Well with Rush Limbaugh's Likeness

As BP continued its efforts to stem the flow of sea water into the Gulf of Oil at its Blackwater Horizon drilling site, the company announced Monday it will implement a plan in the next two weeks to permanently plug the deep water gusher. This so...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney May Have Oil on His Hands in Oil Spill Mess

Dick Cheney May Have Oil on His Hands in Oil Spill Mess

"Big Oil Cover Up Bigger than Spill Itself," should have screamed the headlines in this morning's newspapers across the land. But alas, it was not to be. Instead, the only media outlets to pick up on the story of Halliburton's very real involvement i...

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Funny story: BP to Use Arizona to Fill Sandbags for Coast

BP to Use Arizona to Fill Sandbags for Coast

CCN (Crazy Cal News)- Houston - BP CEO Tony Hayward, after passing the blame for the oil spill between its company, Halliburton, and Transocean, valiantly engineered plans to save the coast line of the United States. After The Three Stooges of...

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Funny story: New Orleans Vinaigrette Company Out of Business

New Orleans Vinaigrette Company Out of Business

Formerly famous for their lightly Cajun spiced vinaigrette salad dressing, "French Quarter Foods" has decided to close its doors of operation after 25 years of producing quality Cajun sauces. Overwhelmed with calls from customers who were concer...

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Funny story: Gulf oil spill reaches Princess Diana Fountain

Gulf oil spill reaches Princess Diana Fountain

London - (Crude Mess): Globules of the dark slime began appearing this morning as ex-BP CEO Lord Browne prayed fervently beside the Diana shrine. The bastard son of Princess Margaret and Ronald Reagan left the UK supermajor three years ago followi...

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Funny story: Emergency Oil Spill Clean Up to Include Beach Paving

Emergency Oil Spill Clean Up to Include Beach Paving

ON THE GULF OF MEXICO - The Obama administration has released emergency plans this weekend to use the copious tar balls that are just now washing ashore, from the leak of the recent sinking of the gulf oil platform, as a paving medium. In a move...

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Funny story: BP Armada of Paddle Boats Heads to Gulf From England

BP Armada of Paddle Boats Heads to Gulf From England

BP announced today that it is launching a green attack on the huge Gulf of Mexico Oil spill. Today ten thousand paddle boats will leave an undisclosed harbor, each being paddled by a Green Piece representative. Estimates put the arrival of the fl...

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Funny story: Junior Campers Claim Responsibility for Oil Spill; Limbaugh Says "I Told You So"

Junior Campers Claim Responsibility for Oil Spill; Limbaugh Says "I Told You So"

On his April 29 broadcast, conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh hinted that environmentalists were behind the BP oil well explosion in the Gulf of Mexico. Many of Limbaugh's liberal foes have been mocking his comment, but today, four members of the...

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Funny story: Oil Slick: Burn Here, Burn Now

Oil Slick: Burn Here, Burn Now

NEW ORLEANS - 2012 Republican presidential hopefuls Newt Gingrich and Sarah Palin have altered their "Drill Here, Drill Now" slogan to the more relevant "Burn Here, Burn Now" in an attempt to capitalize on the media attention directed at the Louisian...

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Funny story: Lynton Contemplates Leaving TheSpoof, to Save Louisiana Shoreline

Lynton Contemplates Leaving TheSpoof, to Save Louisiana Shoreline

While hoping to keep his financial wherewithal a private matter, decorated Spoof writer and anonymously named author, "Lynton", plans a departure from TheSpoof to aid the threatened shoreline of the Louisiana coast. Proving the be the single large...

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Funny story: Spill Baby Spill: USA's Bitter Pill

Spill Baby Spill: USA's Bitter Pill

BP - America's, "Bitter Pill," screamed the headline in the Louisiana newspaper. As the federal government and state officials pondered the tragedy of the gigantic oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, finger pointing ran rampant. Only BP, one of the worl...

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Funny story: BP to Change Initial Meaning to "Butthole Pain"

BP to Change Initial Meaning to "Butthole Pain"

New Orleans - 3 hours ago - As the Big Easy bends over to take another disaster up the ass. BP, formerly British Petroleum, formerly Beyond Petroleum has obligingly changed its initials meaning to "Butthole Pain". "It just seemed like the right th...

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Funny story: Free oil to anyone willing to collect

Free oil to anyone willing to collect

FREE OIL!!! FREE OIL!!! - They are shouting it from the rooftops at the oil company headquarters London. The oil company's latest press release says that as part of their "Win the hearts and minds of their long time faithful consumers", as of toda...

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Funny story: Greece Economy Saved by Oil

Greece Economy Saved by Oil

Still debating whether or not to financially exclude Greece from the European monetary standard, Western European countries were pleased to hear that Greece had found a way to answer its financial troubles with newly found oil resources. Proposed...

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Funny story: Jesus' face appears in Gulf of Mexico oil spill

Jesus' face appears in Gulf of Mexico oil spill

Gulf of Mexico - (Crude Mess): The face of Jesus has appeared in the massive oil slick gushing from the Deepwater Horizon rig which sank on 22 April. Aerial imagery from the Hubble Telescope shows the Messiah in the middle of the spill as it threa...

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Funny story: Marinated Shrimp Sales Boom in Louisiana

Marinated Shrimp Sales Boom in Louisiana

The start of the shrimp fishing season in the Gulf of Mexico will come with an unplanned limitation in packaging options, but Southern U.S. states are excited over the reduction in price anticipated for marinated shrimp this season. Expected to ha...

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Funny story: The Exxon Valdez Oil Spill Strikes Again

The Exxon Valdez Oil Spill Strikes Again

Following the Exxon Valdez oil spill on March 24th, 1989, the United States ordered all future oil tankers to have a tugboats out looking for anything the big boats could hit in the future. They especially wanted the Bligh Reef to be avoided becau...

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