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Funny story: Louisiana Governor Worsens Oil Spill by Erecting Wind Turbines

Louisiana Governor Worsens Oil Spill by Erecting Wind Turbines

New Orleans, LA - Louisiana Governor, Bobby Jindal, who obviously has no clue how wind turbine technology works, asked his energy secretary to "pull out all those wind turbines we have in storage right away and start erecting them along the coast." J...

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Funny story: Sinko de Gulf Coast Celebrated

Sinko de Gulf Coast Celebrated

As millions of Latinos celebrated Cinco de Mayo around the country today, The BP Corporation announced the Sinko de Gulf Coast Day. As thousands of BP lawyers descended on Mississippi, Louisiana, and Alabama with bottles of detergent, most folks alon...

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Funny story: Volcano grounds planes while oils slick docks boats, all travel cancelled

Volcano grounds planes while oils slick docks boats, all travel cancelled

The UN President, Dr Ali Treki, has taken the unprecedented step of unilaterally stopping all forms of petroleum propelled propulsion in an effort to stem the spread of the planet damaging populous and their polluting by-products. The petrochemic...

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Funny story: Roman Catholic Church blames gulf oil slick on homosexuals

Roman Catholic Church blames gulf oil slick on homosexuals

Benny, the magic pope, has called for all gay and lesbians to be arrested and searched for evidence of inherent gayness and proof that they are involved with the oil leek in the United S of A. It's is also said that he saw the word Allah spelled...

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Funny story: Oil Slick: Burn Here, Burn Now

Oil Slick: Burn Here, Burn Now

NEW ORLEANS - 2012 Republican presidential hopefuls Newt Gingrich and Sarah Palin have altered their "Drill Here, Drill Now" slogan to the more relevant "Burn Here, Burn Now" in an attempt to capitalize on the media attention directed at the Louisian...

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Funny story: Bush Puts Blame on the Oil for BP Gulf Coast Disaster

Bush Puts Blame on the Oil for BP Gulf Coast Disaster

President George W. Bush's response to the social disaster unfolding in Louisiana and Mississippi is to deny any responsibility by BP for the horrifying conditions facing more than one million people. "This wouldn't be a disaster if it weren't fo...

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Funny story: BP Oil Leak May Cause Shipping Changes

BP Oil Leak May Cause Shipping Changes

With all the oil leaking into the Gulf of Mexico, a Vice President at BP says that there will have to be some changes made in shipping. "For one thing, they'll have to steer clear of all that crap we've leaked out there now", stated Walter Janson.

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Funny story: Spill Baby Spill: USA's Bitter Pill

Spill Baby Spill: USA's Bitter Pill

BP - America's, "Bitter Pill," screamed the headline in the Louisiana newspaper. As the federal government and state officials pondered the tragedy of the gigantic oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, finger pointing ran rampant. Only BP, one of the worl...

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Funny story: Free oil to anyone willing to collect

Free oil to anyone willing to collect

FREE OIL!!! FREE OIL!!! - They are shouting it from the rooftops at the oil company headquarters London. The oil company's latest press release says that as part of their "Win the hearts and minds of their long time faithful consumers", as of toda...

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Funny story: US to set fire to oil rig leak - Bush horrified

US to set fire to oil rig leak - Bush horrified

Ex-US President George Bush has again angered environmental groups after comments he made during a press conference called by oil company representatives in Houston. When asked by a reporter to comment on plans drawn up by the US coastguard to set...

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Funny story: Alternative view: The new BNP & Black Gold

Alternative view: The new BNP & Black Gold

After the biggest oil discovery for four decades of the British coast near Bournemoth a new political party has sprung up the Bournemouth National Party. Leader of the new BNP, Economist, Edward Goodfellow wants an Independent Bournemouth with fu...

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Funny story: Stranger Than Truth: Hillbillies Strike Oil, Move to Californee

Stranger Than Truth: Hillbillies Strike Oil, Move to Californee

Nestled way off the beaten path in the middle of Arkansas, is the little community of Booster. It was here in the midst of the stunning Ozark Mountains that the Stranger Than Truth team was about to uncover one of the biggest secrets ever kept in Hollywood. Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed? No, not really. His name was Barkley T. Ledbetter and he often barely managed to keep...

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Funny story: Ecuadorean saboteurs suspected in Louisiana oil spill

Ecuadorean saboteurs suspected in Louisiana oil spill

Louisiana - (Crude Mess): Wingnut chums of the Amazon Offence Coalition are the top suspects in the sabotage of the Cypress Pipe Line. The Chevron and BP joint venture has resulted in the spillage of an estimated 18,000 gallons of crude, near the...

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Funny story: "Drill Baby Drill" Energy Policy or RNC Night Out?

"Drill Baby Drill" Energy Policy or RNC Night Out?

The mainstream media and cable news channels reported two stories last night with the same caption: "Drill Baby Drill". As President Obama announced a program for drilling off shore which was in direct opposition to his stand on the issue in the...

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Funny story: Dubai discovers new oil find

Dubai discovers new oil find

Arab leaders in Dubai were cock-a-hoop with joy this morning over a large find of oil within the sand covered and debt ridden emirate. The find was reported by Iranian Taxi Driver Abdul Mohammed Mohammed Bin Mohammed while beginning his shift at...

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Funny story: Amazon Offence Coalition blames Falklands crude drill for Chile tremor

Amazon Offence Coalition blames Falklands crude drill for Chile tremor

Quito - (Richter Scale): The Ecuadorean corruption cheerleader issued a statement today blaming Wannabe Petroleum's oil rigs for triggering the 8.8 quake which rattled much of western Latin America today. The fledgeling crude explorer started dril...

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Funny story: Brown's Falklands Oil War Plan Revealed

Brown's Falklands Oil War Plan Revealed

A leaked memo today revealed plans by Gordon Brown to engineer a second Falklands War between the UK and Argentina, in order to boost his ratings before the up-coming election. It is widely believed Mr Brown will face almost certain defeat unless som...

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