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Funny story: Naked Breast Pics To Be Axed By Tabloids

Naked Breast Pics To Be Axed By Tabloids

For over thirty years now, the British tabloid press have been entertaining the working men of Britain with topless photographs of nubile nymphettes, usually tucked just inside the front page on page 3 or page 5 or in some instances, on every single...

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Funny story: Naked Athlete Comes To Grief Hurdling Barbed Wire Fence

Naked Athlete Comes To Grief Hurdling Barbed Wire Fence

Disaster struck here for Naked World Cross Country Champion Lars VanDerGrootgroot as he attempted to leap over a barbed wire fence near Ripon in the final of the cross country race. Holding a clear lead of 59 seconds over his closest competitor, V...

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Funny story: Woman Drove Three Miles Through Blizzard With Naked Drunk Stuck To Windscreen

Woman Drove Three Miles Through Blizzard With Naked Drunk Stuck To Windscreen

Mrs Dorothy Polkadott was today fined £25 for driving without due care and attention at Blow Street Magistrates Court, after a police officer on patrol saw her Starburst Green Mercedes ploughing at speed through a blizzard with a naked drunk stuck to...

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Funny story: "Pants Day" in New York leaves some "Big Apples and Bananas" freezing!

"Pants Day" in New York leaves some "Big Apples and Bananas" freezing!

"Pants Day" in freezing New York needed a lot of very brave and loony participants today as New Yorkers dropped their pants or left them at home to "bare" the ice-cold temperatures. The subways full of commuters without their pants on was certainl...

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Funny story: Colonel Juan Stripped of Rank After Being Found Naked In Hot Tub With Exposed Privates

Colonel Juan Stripped of Rank After Being Found Naked In Hot Tub With Exposed Privates

Third World military leader Colonel Juan has been stripped of his rank by his government after causing an international incident. At a U.N. New Year's Party in Geneva, the Colonel was discovered to be drunk and naked in a hot tub with exposed privat...

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Funny story: Brad's Christmas Shocker: I Can't Stand to see Angelina NAKED anymore!

Brad's Christmas Shocker: I Can't Stand to see Angelina NAKED anymore!

In a shocking revelation guaranteed to give Jen goosebumps, Hollywood's leading man Brad Pitt tells his chums Angelina just doesn't do it for him anymore! According to sources who were with Brad at a private party to raise funds for disgraced golf...

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Funny story: Cheryl Consoles Sobbing Joe Over Rage Against The Machine Storm

Cheryl Consoles Sobbing Joe Over Rage Against The Machine Storm

Cheryl Cole yesterday displayed a fantastic sense of compassion, as she went along, 'in the nude' to comfort X-Factor champion Joe McElderry, as metal band 'Rage Against The Machine' challenged impressario Simon Cowell's stranglehold on the music bus...

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Funny story: Flashing Teen Looked Very Familiar, Say Motorists

Flashing Teen Looked Very Familiar, Say Motorists

A girl in her teens was nearly ran over by a car yesterday near Nashville, Tennessee after flashing her breasts at passing cars. "She was smashed, I'm sure", stated Harvey Bratcher from nearby Goodlettsville. "I was on my way home and there were c...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole And Erin Andrews In Naked Internet Lesbian Romp

Cheryl Cole And Erin Andrews In Naked Internet Lesbian Romp

Internet footage purporting to show X-Factor judge, wife of Olympic quality diver Ashley, chart topping warbler Cheryl Cole and ESPN presenter mit da boobies, Erin Andrews in some hot lesbian action has been exposed as fake. Internet researchers w...

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Funny story: Metropolitan Police - Dodgy Velcro shocker

Metropolitan Police - Dodgy Velcro shocker

The Metropolitan Police have today issued a stark warning to the official supplier of 'velcro' to her Majesty's forces. In the last year they have citing 'embarrassing' situations when the velcro has failed to support officers. The first instance...

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Funny story: Naked Romps, Substance Abuse Of Stars Now Affecting Everyday Americans

Naked Romps, Substance Abuse Of Stars Now Affecting Everyday Americans

The constant reading of magazines and articles on the internet, such as this one, is the major cause of many Americans going out and drinking and shedding their clothes. "I quit wearing panties after that article and pic of Britney", stated one 84...

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Funny story: Naked woman holed up in bathroom - S.W.A.T. called

Naked woman holed up in bathroom - S.W.A.T. called

DENVER, COLO - My source, Captain Doolittle of the DPD indicated that S.W.A.T was called yesterday to the scene of a woman who had locked herself in the bathroom after drinking aspartame laced beverages, where she had allegedly removed all of her clo...

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Funny story: Man Arrested For being Naked In Own Kitchen

Man Arrested For being Naked In Own Kitchen

A man is facing prosecution for being spotted naked in his own kitchen. Dwayne Scrotum of Houston, Texas, is facing charges of indecent exposure following complaints from a passing mother and her young daughter. Scrotum said "Hey, man, my housema...

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Funny story: How NOT to look good naked!

How NOT to look good naked!

After watching a TV programme; GOK: How to Look Good Naked, a Springfield, Virginia, man has been arrested. He was seen by a woman, making coffee in his own kitchen in the nude. The incident happened at around 5:30 a.m. on Monday morning and if foun...

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Funny story: Naked woman tasered at Mardi Gras for refusing to wear clothing

Naked woman tasered at Mardi Gras for refusing to wear clothing

A naked woman at the Mardi Gras festival didn't want to put on her clothes, so the police wrestled her to the ground and tasered her multiple times. The crowd booed the woman and called her names as she struggled with police. The incident occurr...

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Funny story: Halt! Who goes bare?

Halt! Who goes bare?

Government plans to streamline the police/terrorist/catchum/beatum interface were last night called into question when it was revealed that 'plastic policemen' better known to a few governmental quangos, and no bugger else, as "Police Community Suppo...

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Funny story: Athletes Sex Tests: Nude Scanner to be used

Athletes Sex Tests: Nude Scanner to be used

It has been announced that all athletes who will be competing in future athletic events will undergo compulsory nude scanner tests. The testing is to prevent gender rows in future games. The scanner that will be used will be similar to the one...

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