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Funny story: Cheryl Consoles Sobbing Joe Over Rage Against The Machine Storm

Cheryl Consoles Sobbing Joe Over Rage Against The Machine Storm

Cheryl Cole yesterday displayed a fantastic sense of compassion, as she went along, 'in the nude' to comfort X-Factor champion Joe McElderry, as metal band 'Rage Against The Machine' challenged impressario Simon Cowell's stranglehold on the music bus...

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Funny story: Flashing Teen Looked Very Familiar, Say Motorists

Flashing Teen Looked Very Familiar, Say Motorists

A girl in her teens was nearly ran over by a car yesterday near Nashville, Tennessee after flashing her breasts at passing cars. "She was smashed, I'm sure", stated Harvey Bratcher from nearby Goodlettsville. "I was on my way home and there were c...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole And Erin Andrews In Naked Internet Lesbian Romp

Cheryl Cole And Erin Andrews In Naked Internet Lesbian Romp

Internet footage purporting to show X-Factor judge, wife of Olympic quality diver Ashley, chart topping warbler Cheryl Cole and ESPN presenter mit da boobies, Erin Andrews in some hot lesbian action has been exposed as fake. Internet researchers w...

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Funny story: Metropolitan Police - Dodgy Velcro shocker

Metropolitan Police - Dodgy Velcro shocker

The Metropolitan Police have today issued a stark warning to the official supplier of 'velcro' to her Majesty's forces. In the last year they have citing 'embarrassing' situations when the velcro has failed to support officers. The first instance...

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Funny story: Naked Romps, Substance Abuse Of Stars Now Affecting Everyday Americans

Naked Romps, Substance Abuse Of Stars Now Affecting Everyday Americans

The constant reading of magazines and articles on the internet, such as this one, is the major cause of many Americans going out and drinking and shedding their clothes. "I quit wearing panties after that article and pic of Britney", stated one 84...

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Funny story: Naked woman holed up in bathroom - S.W.A.T. called

Naked woman holed up in bathroom - S.W.A.T. called

DENVER, COLO - My source, Captain Doolittle of the DPD indicated that S.W.A.T was called yesterday to the scene of a woman who had locked herself in the bathroom after drinking aspartame laced beverages, where she had allegedly removed all of her clo...

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Funny story: Man Arrested For being Naked In Own Kitchen

Man Arrested For being Naked In Own Kitchen

A man is facing prosecution for being spotted naked in his own kitchen. Dwayne Scrotum of Houston, Texas, is facing charges of indecent exposure following complaints from a passing mother and her young daughter. Scrotum said "Hey, man, my housema...

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Funny story: How NOT to look good naked!

How NOT to look good naked!

After watching a TV programme; GOK: How to Look Good Naked, a Springfield, Virginia, man has been arrested. He was seen by a woman, making coffee in his own kitchen in the nude. The incident happened at around 5:30 a.m. on Monday morning and if foun...

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Funny story: Naked woman tasered at Mardi Gras for refusing to wear clothing

Naked woman tasered at Mardi Gras for refusing to wear clothing

A naked woman at the Mardi Gras festival didn't want to put on her clothes, so the police wrestled her to the ground and tasered her multiple times. The crowd booed the woman and called her names as she struggled with police. The incident occurr...

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Funny story: Halt! Who goes bare?

Halt! Who goes bare?

Government plans to streamline the police/terrorist/catchum/beatum interface were last night called into question when it was revealed that 'plastic policemen' better known to a few governmental quangos, and no bugger else, as "Police Community Suppo...

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Funny story: Athletes Sex Tests: Nude Scanner to be used

Athletes Sex Tests: Nude Scanner to be used

It has been announced that all athletes who will be competing in future athletic events will undergo compulsory nude scanner tests. The testing is to prevent gender rows in future games. The scanner that will be used will be similar to the one...

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Funny story: Nude Beaches Outlaw Dingleberrys

Nude Beaches Outlaw Dingleberrys

In a rare pact of solidarity, nude beaches in California, Florida, Brazil, Mexico, France, and Italy have joined together to outlaw dingleberrys. They have also called on all other nude beaches to join in the ban. Dawson Hunter, lifeguard at Brow...

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Funny story: Airports Making More On Selling Nude Scanner Mags Than Airline Tickets

Airports Making More On Selling Nude Scanner Mags Than Airline Tickets

A report from several CPA's, who have airlines as their customers, says that the airlines are making a fortune on selling a new all-nude photo scanner before they make them illegal, except at airports. "There are people purchasing these things and...

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Funny story: Spoof writers enjoined from attaching mammary glands to stories

Spoof writers enjoined from attaching mammary glands to stories

LONDON, England - According to several TheSpoof.com writers who have come forward, the attachment of mammary glands has been enjoined by the Right Honorable Justice Hairy Titsworth. A plan had developed amoung the authors to milk their sordid sub...

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Funny story: Introducing the panty that is meant to be taken off

Introducing the panty that is meant to be taken off

The gas mask panty is one of the winners of the Nobel prize this year. While ridiculous and hilarious at face value, it has far more going on below the, duh, uh, waistline. Ha ha. Ha? Not really. Give it some serious thought. Lenaehey Odnarbh...

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Funny story: Erin Andrews Peephole Naked Video Warning

Erin Andrews Peephole Naked Video Warning

Breaking news from our London office indicates that internet surfers looking to view naked videos of the hot ESPN presenter, Erin Andrews, are likely to catch a lot more than an eyeful of skin. Our research reveals that over 90% of internet sites...

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Funny story: Spoof Writers Pose Nude for Calendar to Promote Awareness of Economic Plight!

Spoof Writers Pose Nude for Calendar to Promote Awareness of Economic Plight!

Portsmouth, UK/ Around Town Entertainment News - They came from near and far; from as near as across the street, to as far as Across the Pond from such places as New Mexico, Virginia, Tulsa, and Bent Tree California in a 'tea bag' uprising to made th...

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