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Funny story: Human Frights Court blocks International Space Station's Lucan footage

Human Frights Court blocks International Space Station's Lucan footage

Strasbourg - He's been snapped at a late night Barking kebab takeaway, the Tories' Winter Ball and last year's Wimbledon Ladies' Championship finals. Today judges at the European Court of Human Frights refused to release 'pirated' ISS footage of t...

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Funny story: Cycle Paths Discovered On Mars By NASA Probe

Cycle Paths Discovered On Mars By NASA Probe

NASA scientists were jubilant, yet cautiously optimistic last night that there is indeed life on Mars, after the Phobos probe beamed back still images of what appear to be cycle paths on the surface of the planet Mars. The paths, estimated to be b...

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Funny story: NASA Fires Publicity Department after Latest Black Hole Headlines

NASA Fires Publicity Department after Latest Black Hole Headlines

Following a series of news reports about NASA's ability to "sniff the wind coming from a new black hole", the entire publicity department at the Kennedy Space Center was given their walking papers. "It might have been an honest mistake yes, but on...

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Funny story: NASA dubs GJ 1214b Super Earth 'Planet Cannabis'

NASA dubs GJ 1214b Super Earth 'Planet Cannabis'

Groom Lake, Nevada - A water-world with a 'thick and steamy' atmosphere was nicknamed Planet Cannabis at NASA HQ today. Reports have described it as a gigantic organic hydroponic ecosystem orbiting a red dwarf in the Ophiuchus constellation of The...

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Funny story: Why are there no volcanos on the moon? Better question: who gives a crap?

Why are there no volcanos on the moon? Better question: who gives a crap?

HARFOLD, Vt. - Several students at Harfold State College reacted in anger at the news released this week by NASA that there could never be volcanoes on the Moon. "Who gives a shit?" asked Philip Alders, a junior majoring in automotive history. "It...

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Funny story: Rush: Why Do You Dorks Like This Band?

Rush: Why Do You Dorks Like This Band?

Stop it now. For some reason you dorks really like this band and I'm telling you they're not cool. The fact that they're still around, 40 years after they started, is scary and disappointing, because it means today's young generation of dorks will be downloading them to their iPods just as feverishly as their parents bought their albums, 8-tracks, cassettes, and CDs. Well, I'm telling you to stop...

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Funny story: Russia Announces New Mentos And Soft Drink Powered Flight To The Moon

Russia Announces New Mentos And Soft Drink Powered Flight To The Moon

Russia has just announced their plans to step foot on the moon before the end of the decade. Vladimir Putin, Russia's Prime Minister said today to parliament and many representative news agencies from other countries, "Russia will be the second count...

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Funny story: Russian Mars Probe Set to Penetrate Earth's Sensitive Atmosphere

Russian Mars Probe Set to Penetrate Earth's Sensitive Atmosphere

Finishing its mission and now on a free return trajectory to Earth, the Russian Mars Probe, also known by developing scientists as the "Burrowing Gerbil", is set for penetration of Earth's atmosphere sometime this weekend. Not planned for survival...

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Funny story: Russians to provide NASA with lunch facilities

Russians to provide NASA with lunch facilities

News is emerging that NASA have approached Russia to provide them with lunch facilities following the retirement of head chef Dave Shuttle. "Dave has been with NASA for many years now," said catering manager, Chuck Bolden. "Most employees at the m...

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Funny story: NASA Boffins Tell Optimistic Inventor To Put Device "Where The Sun Don't Shine"

NASA Boffins Tell Optimistic Inventor To Put Device "Where The Sun Don't Shine"

Local inventor, Sid Shelf, is looking forward to fame and fortune following a meeting to discuss his latest device with space boffins in California. As we reported yesterday, Mr Shelf took his "Space Scrubber" to show NASA scientists at the Jet Pr...

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Funny story: NASA Offered Local Inventor's 'Space Scrubber'

NASA Offered Local Inventor's 'Space Scrubber'

A local inventor is set to make a fortune by selling his latest device to US space agency, NASA. Sid Shelf believes his invention is just what NASA needs to clean up the mess that has been created in near-Earth orbit by the various space programme...

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Funny story: China Sending Men to the Moon to Build a Lunar iPad Factory

China Sending Men to the Moon to Build a Lunar iPad Factory

Beijing -- China has revealed the purpose of its manned missions to the moon. The Chinese want to construct their next electronics assembly plant there as the first step toward using the moon as a manufacturing zone. "It's no secret that our count...

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Funny story: President declares a state of urgency

President declares a state of urgency

Bungledom's President has declared an infinite state of urgency in the galaxy's least populous nation. This comes after a series of trillions of years of nothing much happening. President Amir Onmeetodd was getting fed up with nothing to do and no...

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Funny story: The Holy Grail of standing stone circles found as NASA spacecraft captures lunar Stonehenge image

The Holy Grail of standing stone circles found as NASA spacecraft captures lunar Stonehenge image

Space - Dismissed in 1959 by the USSR Luna 3 probe as a pile of inconsequential volcanic trash a 3,000ft diameter standing stone formation has been captured on camera by NASA's latest mission. Stunning pictures from the Grail-A spacecraft reveal a...

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Funny story: NASA with novel idea: traveling to moon will get kids interested in math and science

NASA with novel idea: traveling to moon will get kids interested in math and science

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fl.- Although President Obama insists that trying to land on an asteroid would be much more interesting, NASA is pushing ahead with its plans to revisit an old friend: the moon. Like a tipsy uncle at a family gathering, NASA is con...

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Funny story: Organic Molecules Found on Pluto - International Astronomers Pissed

Organic Molecules Found on Pluto - International Astronomers Pissed

Following the removal of Pluto's planet status by the International Astronomy Union in 2006, the dead orbiting body has received little respect. That is, until now. Discovered by the Hubbell telescope this past week, Pluto was found to have eviden...

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Funny story: NASA Finds Earth Sized Planets in Newt Gingrich's Head

NASA Finds Earth Sized Planets in Newt Gingrich's Head

Following earlier press releases about the identification of additional Earth sized planets in our galaxy, NASA has followed up with an additional study identifying similar sized planets orbiting within the confines of Newt Gingrich's skull. "We w...

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