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Funny story: BBC Presenter Doucet Pulled from Screens

BBC Presenter Doucet Pulled from Screens

British TV presenter Lyse Doucet has announced she has a plan which may halt the hostilities in the Middle East. Speaking live on BBC World TV from Beirut, she appealed to Arab and Isreali leaders to, "get round a big table and sort it all out...

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Funny story: International Rescue set to intervene in Middle East Crisis

International Rescue set to intervene in Middle East Crisis

Following calls for a respite in the cross border battle currently raging between Israel and Lebanon, well known Texan oil entrepreneur and giver of democracy to the needy and downtrodden, George W Tracy has decided to step aside from meddling in cou...

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Funny story: Bush and Blair lay out massive piss plan

Bush and Blair lay out massive piss plan

Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): A new Bush/Blair timetable has been reported as leading to a new ceasefire in the war-torn Middle East as the two leaders agreed yesterday to pack in as much ballistic hardware into the Tel Aviv-bound trans-atlanti...

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Funny story: Cooking with Rice

Cooking with Rice

Condi is scouring the planet, looking for the latest new dish. For professionals only. Middle East Ménage...

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Funny story: United States to Release Strategic Oil Reserves

United States to Release Strategic Oil Reserves

Energy Secretary Spencer Abraham said yesterday that he was in negotiations with Oil Suppliers to release oil from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve to relieve the disruptions of supplies caused by Hurricane Ivan and the President's Middle East Policie...

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Funny story: Total Smacking Ban in Middle East

Total Smacking Ban in Middle East

Amid the uproar over child smacking in Great Britain, comes the news that Middle Eastern countries have followed suit and placed an outright ban.

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Funny story: Kerry and bin Laden... Same person?

Kerry and bin Laden... Same person?

An unidentified Middle-East source reports that John Kerry and Osama bin Laden are actually one and the same. "Don't be fooled by the size of Kerry's head; it is actually bin Laden with his turban under a life-like mask," stated one State official. "Because of Kerry's relative obscurity and lack of real personality, it was easy to pull this off," cited that same...

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Funny story: George Bush likens crashing his bicycle to soldiers storming Normandy beaches on D-Day

George Bush likens crashing his bicycle to soldiers storming Normandy beaches on D-Day

AIR FORCE ACADEMY, Colo. - Likening crashing off his bicycle to soldiers storming Normany beaches on D-Day, 1944, President Bush urged support on Wednesday for his efforts to spread freedom and democracy in the Middle East despite the angry distrust...

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Funny story: Move Israel Next to Crawford, Texas!

Move Israel Next to Crawford, Texas!

Last night at a pub (a very drunken one), the lone Jew in the bar erupted, "I've got a great solution to the Middle East mess, - not just the one Cheney and Sons put us into last year, - no I'm talking about the one the U.N. put us into in 1948 when it created the State of Israel, thereby royally pissing off to this day all of the Surrounding Arabs.

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Funny story: Israeli boost to Palestinian media industry

Israeli boost to Palestinian media industry

From our Middle East Correspondent...

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Funny story: Administration's New Report is the Same Old Story

Administration's New Report is the Same Old Story

The new United States proposal for Middle East reform addresses every conceivable problem facing the region today: poverty, social issues and political instability but with one somewhat glaring omission. It doesn't mention the Palestinian/Israeli con...

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Funny story: Bush Calls For Mid-East Peace

Bush Calls For Mid-East Peace

Valiant efforts have been made by world, Arab and Israeli statesmen to call for an end to violence in the Middle-East, and a return to the peace process. President Bush has led the world in saying "peace is good". Tony Blair followed by j...

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