The Surrey town currently enjoying unprecedented attention thanks to a global publishing sensation is reeling again following today's announcement of next year's Olympic Torch Route. On day 63 of the torch's tour of the UK, it will visit Dorking o...
Strike up the band and get out your dancing shoes. It's just been confirmed that the U.S. blockbuster TV show DWTS will be a competitive "sport" at the London 2012 Olympics. The names of all the contestants have yet to be announced. But ther...
Businesses in a Surrey High Street are planning to make a worldwide best-selling book the centre of their Olympic celebrations next year. Dorking expects to welcome thousands of cycling fans from around the world when the London 2012 cycle road ra...
MARYLEBONE - LONDON:- Engineers engaged in the construction of the controversial Princess Diana Memorial Fountain extension, today admitted that the project is unlikely to be completed in time for the 2012 London Olympic Games. The original plans...
Seb Coe, the thinking Woman's thinking man has looked into moving the Olympics to the lost city of Atlantis, claim reports on a not particularly reliable or trust worthy news source. The City of Atlantis is a legendary underwater city that was los...
Following discussions with the government the famous ancient standing stones of Wiltshire's 'Stonehenge' are not going to have to be destroyed after all. Instead they are to be carefully taken down from there present site at Amesbury then relocated t...
As part of the London 2012 Olympics "Respect for religion" campaign, no sporting events will take place on any religious holy days. All Sundays will be left empty to appease the Christians, and Fridays and Saturday too because of the Jews and Muslims...
The British Olympic Committee has approached Andrew Lloyd Webber to produce the choreography for the London 2012 Olympics. "He is the perfect choreographer," said Seb Coe, who is inexplicably in charge of the whole thing. "He typifies British Big...
In a stunning decision, the International Committee has announced that the thrilling sport of philately will be added to 2012 Summer Olympics. Philately is more commonly known as "stamp collecting", Hell, even I had to look the fucking word up...
Danny Boyle the director of Slumdog Millionaire and Trainspotting who is in charge of the opening ceremony for the London Olympics has said that not enough junkies and slumdwellers have so far put themselves forward to take part. With less than a yea...
Following the false start and disqualification of Usain Bolt in the World Championships 100m athletics sprint final in Daegu the sports governing body the IAAF are to hold emergency talks with a view to changing the rules in time for the start of ne...
In line with the 2012 Olympics and with London in the spot-light, the Mayor's Office has designated Brentford in the sleepy suburbs of West London as the cutting edge of a true London experience for visitors from the rest of the world. Unlike pr...
As London continues its Olympic countdown, Mayor Boris Johnson has given the go ahead for an historic decision, that he argues will have positive long term benefits for the city and leave a lasting legacy for all communities. This follows months of b...
As Parliament re-sat today the government had to make some difficult decisions. David Cameron announced their plans late today. "We need to realise that we will not be able to fill these stadiums, velodrome etcetera now. People will be far too sca...
As the seconds tick down everyone is feeling proud. We are staging the Olympic Games and with a year to go we have 365 more days of pontificating drivel to give to the nation. We may not have the money the Chinese put into their Games but we are o...
Today it is 366 days until it begins. Tomorrow it will be 365 days, and after that comes 364 days. It's the London Olympics of course! Most of the building work and preparation is well on schedule. The enormous darts hall has been completed alread...
Most residents of Middlesbrough, England, were ecstatic when they heard that the Olympic Torch will be carried through their town en route to London for the opening of the 2012 Olympic Games. The 'handing over' of the torch will take place at The...
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