That's it - we're banned. We can't say another word. There have been allegations in the past that SSN has referred to those cuddly, good natured, naturally witty Liverpudlian folks as "bin dippers" "granny stabbers" Mickey Mousers" and sour pussed...
Arsenal blew their chance to put real pressure on Manchester Utd at the top of the Premier League when they failed to beat Sunderland at the Emirates. On a day when Gunners' manager Arsene Wenger said he was obsessing about beating Sunderland, his...
March 2nd 2011 marks the 20th anniversary of Ryan Giggs' debut for Manchester United - as a sub in a game against Everton, which United lost 2-0. There's no doubt about it - 'Giggsy' Giggs, as his friends call him, has indeed enjoyed a remarkable...
Liverpool emerged victorious tonight in a one goal thriller against Sparta Prague, in an unusually timed early kick off, which according to whichever source you care to believe, was scheduled by Channel Five in order that it not clash with Coronation...
Record Liverpool signing Andy Carroll will not be considered for the upcoming fixture with West Ham on Saturday. Interim manager Kenny Dalglish told the press that "although he's almost back to full training, Andy's not quite ready to make his deb...
This is 'Anfieldgrad', filing a NEWS REPORT from the banks of the River Mersey, with smoke in the air as the loyal defenders of 'Anfieldgrad', burn Torres shirts to keep warm. The Yanks are coming and they have fallen in love with 'Anfieldgrad' and...
On the day when Chelsea looked to rub Liverpool's nose in it, the Merseysiders grabbed all three points in West London. Having nabbed the Scousers' star striker Fernando Torres as the January transfer window closed last week, the West London blues...
Gary Neville has finally done the decent thing and retired from top flight football. Speaking candidly on MUTV he issued the following statement. 'I'm packing in now because I realise I'm shite. I can't run anymore, in fact when I start to run,...
This is 'Anfieldgrad', filing a NEWS REPORT from the banks of the River Mersey. We, the surrounded loyal defenders of 'Anfieldgrad', issue the following statement from Cmdr Comrade Dalglish; "On January 6th Army of Von Hodgson, whilst suffering the fiercest cold Winter, battle fatigue and desertions, was relieved of his command and I took over the leadership here at Anfieldgrad." "We have b...
Andy Carroll, the hero of Tyneside is set to become the hero of Merseyside, but only if he gets a hair cut. "It was bad enough that Torres used to wear a headband," said lifelong Liverpool fan and Newcastle boss, Alan Pardew. "But Andy wears a scr...
This is 'Anfieldgrad' on the banks of the River Mersey. We, the loyal defenders of 'Anfieldgrad', are surrounded by an opposition force, without Fernando Torres. 'Anfieldgrad' is cut off from humanity. On January 6th Army of Von Hodgson were suffered the fiercest cold Winter, whereupon Von Hodgson WALKED ALONE down the M62 ALONE, with a few Million Rubles into oblivion! The beleagured Comm...
This is 'Anfieldgrad' on the banks of the River Mersey. We are surrounded by opposing forces and cut off from humanity. On January 6th Army of Von Hodgson were suffering the fiercest cold Winter and Von Hodgson took a walk down the M62 ALONE with...
Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish is unlikely to be able to match the legendary Bill Shankly in his quest to return the Merseyside Reds to their former glories; and a Torbay art connoisseur has unveiled a new addition to his collection, write Football...
Liverpool's owners have signed a new manager following Kelley Kanglish failing to win the league, cup and the parking fine in his first 3 games in charge. The singer, Fergie, was said to be surprised and excited about being named football manager.
This was 'Anfieldgrad', Liverpool: On January 6th Army of Von Hodgson were suffering the fiercest cold Winter and were beleagured. The siege of 'Anfieldgrad' had been 'simmering' for six long months, with Von Hodgson's forces besieged on the banks...
In the most amazing managerial turnaround ever seen in English football, Liverpool last night sacked new manager Kenny Dalglish after just two games in charge, in the aftermath of the Reds' 2-1 defeat at Blackpool. Dalglish only took the reins at...
That's the view of one veteran reds fan, William Hanksly, of Southport. It's been a long time since Mr Hanksly has been able to celebrate things such as back to back league titles, but he now believes that with the appointment of Kop legend, Kenny Da...
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