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Funny story: Liverpool Through - Czechs Check Out

Liverpool Through - Czechs Check Out

Liverpool emerged victorious tonight in a one goal thriller against Sparta Prague, in an unusually timed early kick off, which according to whichever source you care to believe, was scheduled by Channel Five in order that it not clash with Coronation...

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Funny story: No Liverpool Debut For Carroll

No Liverpool Debut For Carroll

Record Liverpool signing Andy Carroll will not be considered for the upcoming fixture with West Ham on Saturday. Interim manager Kenny Dalglish told the press that "although he's almost back to full training, Andy's not quite ready to make his deb...

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Funny story: 'Anfieldgrad' is beautiful, as the burning of Torres shirts fills the air with red smoke!

'Anfieldgrad' is beautiful, as the burning of Torres shirts fills the air with red smoke!

This is 'Anfieldgrad', filing a NEWS REPORT from the banks of the River Mersey, with smoke in the air as the loyal defenders of 'Anfieldgrad', burn Torres shirts to keep warm. The Yanks are coming and they have fallen in love with 'Anfieldgrad' and...

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Funny story: Chelsea Party Spoiled by Liverpool - Hilarious Says Expert

Chelsea Party Spoiled by Liverpool - Hilarious Says Expert

On the day when Chelsea looked to rub Liverpool's nose in it, the Merseysiders grabbed all three points in West London. Having nabbed the Scousers' star striker Fernando Torres as the January transfer window closed last week, the West London blues...

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Funny story: Neville Calls It A Day Before He Really Embarasses Himself

Neville Calls It A Day Before He Really Embarasses Himself

Gary Neville has finally done the decent thing and retired from top flight football. Speaking candidly on MUTV he issued the following statement. 'I'm packing in now because I realise I'm shite. I can't run anymore, in fact when I start to run,...

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Funny story: Commander Comrade Dalglish bolsters 'Anfieldgrad'

Commander Comrade Dalglish bolsters 'Anfieldgrad'

This is 'Anfieldgrad', filing a NEWS REPORT from the banks of the River Mersey. We, the surrounded loyal defenders of 'Anfieldgrad', issue the following statement from Cmdr Comrade Dalglish; "On January 6th Army of Von Hodgson, whilst suffering the fiercest cold Winter, battle fatigue and desertions, was relieved of his command and I took over the leadership here at Anfieldgrad." "We have b...

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Funny story: Andy Caroll joins Liverpool, told to get a hair cut

Andy Caroll joins Liverpool, told to get a hair cut

Andy Carroll, the hero of Tyneside is set to become the hero of Merseyside, but only if he gets a hair cut. "It was bad enough that Torres used to wear a headband," said lifelong Liverpool fan and Newcastle boss, Alan Pardew. "But Andy wears a scr...

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Funny story: Carroll and Suarez relieve Fernando Torres at 'Anfieldgrad'

Carroll and Suarez relieve Fernando Torres at 'Anfieldgrad'

This is 'Anfieldgrad' on the banks of the River Mersey. We, the loyal defenders of 'Anfieldgrad', are surrounded by an opposition force, without Fernando Torres. 'Anfieldgrad' is cut off from humanity. On January 6th Army of Von Hodgson were suffered the fiercest cold Winter, whereupon Von Hodgson WALKED ALONE down the M62 ALONE, with a few Million Rubles into oblivion! The beleagured Comm...

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Funny story: Battle fatigued Fernando Torres leaves 'Anfieldgrad'

Battle fatigued Fernando Torres leaves 'Anfieldgrad'

This is 'Anfieldgrad' on the banks of the River Mersey. We are surrounded by opposing forces and cut off from humanity. On January 6th Army of Von Hodgson were suffering the fiercest cold Winter and Von Hodgson took a walk down the M62 ALONE with...

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Funny story: Kenny Dalglish Can't Match Shankly, Nude

Kenny Dalglish Can't Match Shankly, Nude

Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish is unlikely to be able to match the legendary Bill Shankly in his quest to return the Merseyside Reds to their former glories; and a Torbay art connoisseur has unveiled a new addition to his collection, write Football...

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Funny story: Fergie joins liverpool

Fergie joins liverpool

Liverpool's owners have signed a new manager following Kelley Kanglish failing to win the league, cup and the parking fine in his first 3 games in charge. The singer, Fergie, was said to be surprised and excited about being named football manager.

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Funny story: The Messiah, King Kenny relieves the command of 'Anfieldgrad' siege, from Von Hodgson!

The Messiah, King Kenny relieves the command of 'Anfieldgrad' siege, from Von Hodgson!

This was 'Anfieldgrad', Liverpool: On January 6th Army of Von Hodgson were suffering the fiercest cold Winter and were beleagured. The siege of 'Anfieldgrad' had been 'simmering' for six long months, with Von Hodgson's forces besieged on the banks...

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Funny story: Liverpool Sack Dalglish!

Liverpool Sack Dalglish!

In the most amazing managerial turnaround ever seen in English football, Liverpool last night sacked new manager Kenny Dalglish after just two games in charge, in the aftermath of the Reds' 2-1 defeat at Blackpool. Dalglish only took the reins at...

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Funny story: Liverpool Need To Get Back To Basics

Liverpool Need To Get Back To Basics

That's the view of one veteran reds fan, William Hanksly, of Southport. It's been a long time since Mr Hanksly has been able to celebrate things such as back to back league titles, but he now believes that with the appointment of Kop legend, Kenny Da...

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Funny story: Liverpool Boss Kenny Dalglish To Partner Fernando Torres For Rest Of Season, Whilst He Rebuilds 1980s Side

Liverpool Boss Kenny Dalglish To Partner Fernando Torres For Rest Of Season, Whilst He Rebuilds 1980s Side

In sensational fake news fresh from Anfield, new Liverpool boss Kenny Dalglish has announced that he, himself, will partner the Reds' striker Fernando Torres for the rest of the season, whilst trying to recreate the dominant side of the 1980s. Dal...

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Funny story: Liverpool Boss Kenny Dalglish Oldest Manager In Premier League After 40 Years Added Onto His Age During Man Utd Defeat

Liverpool Boss Kenny Dalglish Oldest Manager In Premier League After 40 Years Added Onto His Age During Man Utd Defeat

Kenny Dalglish, the Liverpool manager newly-installed after the sad departure from Merseyside of his predecessor Roy Hodgson, is now officially the oldest manager in the Premier League, claims a report from his good lady wife, Marina. Dalglish, wh...

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Funny story: Roy Hodgson "resigns" to the fact that Liverpool F.C. are crap!

Roy Hodgson "resigns" to the fact that Liverpool F.C. are crap!

Ex-Liverpool manager Roy Hodgson has "resigned" to the fact that Liverpool F.C. are crap and walked away in a mutual agreement. After a half a season and attempts to undo all the wrongs that predecessor, Benitez, had done; including buying over-pa...

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