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Funny story: Liverpool Fans Stranded On Merseyside By "Plane Problems"

Liverpool Fans Stranded On Merseyside By "Plane Problems"

There was disappointment yesterday for 148 Liverpool football fans hoping to fly to the Champions League final in Athens, when the plane they were due to fly out to Greece on was stolen from John Lennon airport.

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Funny story: 22 Lies About Liverpool and Chelsea

22 Lies About Liverpool and Chelsea

EVER speedy to react to events, Spadge Dooley has compiled this short, and completely sexed-up dossier on so-called Champions League semi-finalists Liverpool and Chelsea.

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Funny story: Scouse hearts are hurting

Scouse hearts are hurting

Liverpool fans were left heartbroken and crying into their cornflakes this morning as their fellow Reds failed to bring the best of British culture to those 'uncultured athenians'.

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Funny story: Curse of Chelsea FC Act II: 'heroic' Liverpool goalie burgled

Curse of Chelsea FC Act II: 'heroic' Liverpool goalie burgled

Liverpool - (Ass Mess): The curse of Chelsea Football Club continued its dire course today amid reports that Pepe Reina, the Liverpool goalkeeper whose 'heroic' performance saw his club thrash Chelsea 1-0 in last night's Champions League...

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Funny story: Champions League Final Venue To Be Switched - Possibly

Champions League Final Venue To Be Switched - Possibly

UEFA, the governing body of European football, has hinted that they are reconsidering the venue for this year's Champion's League final.

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Funny story: Chelsea's Jose Mourinho Injured, Unable to Face Liverpool

Chelsea's Jose Mourinho Injured, Unable to Face Liverpool

Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has had his pride severely injured by his teams lame performance against Newcastle and may find himself unable to face Liverpool on Tuesday.

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Funny story: Prince William Hammered by Queen, Cocktails.

Prince William Hammered by Queen, Cocktails.

In an absolute shock to the country, and the world, Prince William has gotten drunk.

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Funny story: I, ET McCrone Wants Your Money!

I, ET McCrone Wants Your Money!

I, ET McCrone have tried to persuade you, gentle voters, to support my project to become PrezMinister of the USUK. I have beg, proposed and lured you with my ingenious ideas like the Dental dam across the Lake, my Lincoln-Elizabeth Tunnel across the Atlantic and other brilliant schemes. I have told you my story of rising up as an elevlift operator from Liverpool through nyc to Tucson, az. Thus my...

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Funny story: "Peter Crouch, The Greatest I've Ever Seen" - Thierry Henry. Liverpool 4 - Arsenal 1.

"Peter Crouch, The Greatest I've Ever Seen" - Thierry Henry. Liverpool 4 - Arsenal 1.

After witnessing his side's defeat at the hands of Liverpool, Arsenal's Thierry Henry had an amazing statement for the press; "Peter Crouch is the greatest striker I've ever seen."...

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Funny story: Frank Lampard Can't Kick a Ball Due to Sore Hand, "How Convenient" Says Gerrard.

Frank Lampard Can't Kick a Ball Due to Sore Hand, "How Convenient" Says Gerrard.

Frank Lampard, who hasn't scored a goal for England since 2005, is out of the England squad... due to a sore hand.

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Funny story: Steve McClaren Fired as England Boss; Gerrard, Rooney and Lampard Have Shared Dream.

Steve McClaren Fired as England Boss; Gerrard, Rooney and Lampard Have Shared Dream.

Steve McClaren has been fired from the England post and replaced with someone competent. This according to a freak dream shared by Steven Gerrard, Wayne Rooney and Frank Lampard.

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Funny story: Frank Lampard to Juventus, Wayne Rooney to Barcelona, Jose Mourinho to Real Madrid, Steven Gerrard to the moon.

Frank Lampard to Juventus, Wayne Rooney to Barcelona, Jose Mourinho to Real Madrid, Steven Gerrard to the moon.

Rumours are flying today, that a number of English Football's biggest names will soon be plying their trade elsewhere. Several sources are reporting that Frank Lampard, Wayne Rooney and Jose Mourinho will all be involved in big money moves to It...

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Funny story: Barcelona thrashed 2-2! Ronaldinho whinges, Gerrard rapt with technicality

Barcelona thrashed 2-2! Ronaldinho whinges, Gerrard rapt with technicality

Barcelona were knocked out of the Champions League today by beating Liverpool at home 0-1. Barcelona's Ronaldinho was heartbroken after winning the game, having to head back to Spain where only his millions of dollars, beautiful women, endorsemen...

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Funny story: Norwegian woodwork - Risse beats Barca in crossbar shoot out.

Norwegian woodwork - Risse beats Barca in crossbar shoot out.

Barcelona, 'the best team in the world', have been shown to be utter crap. So confident were the hosts Liverpool of their progression in the Champions League, they spent an entire game just trying to get the ball to hit the post, or as near...

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Funny story: Americans Invade Liverpool!

Americans Invade Liverpool!

In an eerie reversal of history, UK sports writer and former Chelsea footballer, Toomany Itsin-Dahead has dubbed the purchase of Liverpool by US billionaires George, Paul, John and Ringo: "The American Invasion"!...

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Funny story: Diets proven to work! Or do they?

Diets proven to work! Or do they?

Shockwaves rippled through the diet industry yesterday as new findings by the University of Liverpool were released about the effectiveness of diets. Shockingly the report was unequivocal in its support of diets, especially crash diets, to lose weig...

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Funny story: It's confirmed, Peter Crouch is Timmy...!!!

It's confirmed, Peter Crouch is Timmy...!!!

Liverpool - 9th September 2005.

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