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Funny story: Johnny Depp and Lindsay Lohan To Star In "Chicken of The Sea - The Story of The Captain of The Costa Concordia Francesco Schettino"

Johnny Depp and Lindsay Lohan To Star In "Chicken of The Sea - The Story of The Captain of The Costa Concordia Francesco Schettino"

HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Pirates of The Caribbean series Johnny Depp has just been cast to portray Italian cruise ship Captain Francesco Schettino AKA Captain Crunch. The movie titled Chicken of The Sea - The Story of The Captain of The Costa C...

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Funny story: Lohan Crashes Weinstein Party with Centerfold Invitation

Lohan Crashes Weinstein Party with Centerfold Invitation

Without a Golden Globe invitation or her name appearing on any guest list, Lindsay Lohan brought her buxom luggage stuffed neatly into a tailored Prada dress, as she crashed the Weinstein Company After Party. Reportedly handing the party's recep...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Agrees To Appear In PlayGuy For $1.2 Million

Jennifer Aniston Agrees To Appear In PlayGuy For $1.2 Million

CHICAGO - Jennifer Aniston really made quite an impression as the brunette dentist in her role as Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. in the 2011 hit motion picture Horrible Bosses. Aniston certainly shot down the old adage that 'blondes have more fun,' as s...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan: Taxidermist To The Stars Claims He Mounted Her Like Marilyn Monroe

Lindsay Lohan: Taxidermist To The Stars Claims He Mounted Her Like Marilyn Monroe

HOLLYWOOD - Taxidermist to the stars, Dr. Billingsgate, today released information regarding Ms. Lohan that has Hollywood atwitter. For good reason, it appears. Apparently the nude pictures of Lindsay that were supposed to be suppressed until the n...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Denies That She Is Into The West Coast Craze - Vodka Tamponing

Lindsay Lohan Denies That She Is Into The West Coast Craze - Vodka Tamponing

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan was sitting in her backyard at her Lindsay Lohan Land mansion when she got a phone call from a media reporter. Lohan, who recently served five hours of a 30 day prison sentence, was wearing a skimpy yellow bikini swims...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Who Was To Serve A 30-Day Jail Sentence Is Released After Only Serving 5 Hours!

Lindsay Lohan Who Was To Serve A 30-Day Jail Sentence Is Released After Only Serving 5 Hours!

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay "The Luckiest Girl in The World" Lohan has gotten off Scot free yet again. According to Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole, the much-troubled, highly-misunderstood, Tinsel Town starlet was released from The Zsa Zsa Gab...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Quits

Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Quits

Embarrassed beyond belief Lindsay Lohan's vagina has called it quits. "First it was the whole I'm a virgin bullshit then it was the public displays flashing, flashing, flashing and now it' the prospect of some big bull bike dyke having her way with m...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan 5th Time Is A Charm

Lindsay Lohan 5th Time Is A Charm

Lindsay Lohan was sentienced to 30 days incarceration for breaking the rules of her probation. The original charges stemmed from an incoident where Lohan walked out of a Beverly Hills jewelry store wearing a neckless she neglected to pay for. Lohan c...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Desperate For Ca$h Agrees To Appear In A Nude Layout For Playdude

Lindsay Lohan Desperate For Ca$h Agrees To Appear In A Nude Layout For Playdude

HOLLYWOOD - A very close friend of Lindsay Lohan's has stated that the cash-strapped starlet has been offered and accepted $1 million to bare it all in Hugh's top publication. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo, Miss Lohan has run...

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Funny story: Lindsay "But I'm Above The Law" Logan's Probation Is Revoked And The Celebrity Diva Is Taken Into Custody In Handcuffs

Lindsay "But I'm Above The Law" Logan's Probation Is Revoked And The Celebrity Diva Is Taken Into Custody In Handcuffs

LOS ANGELES - It appears that finally one of the judges hearing the many and varied cases of one Lindsay Lohan has had her fill of the way that the little misguided prima donna thinks that she can just do whatever the hell she wants and get away with...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan To Star In A New Reality Series Called - 'Extreme Makeover: Bitches Edition'

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan To Star In A New Reality Series Called - 'Extreme Makeover: Bitches Edition'

HOLLYWOOD - The Epitome Network has just announced a new reality show named Extreme Makeover: Bitches Edition. The show is currently still in the early planning stages and will star celebrity socialite Paris Hilton and celebrity dysfunctionalite...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Has Just Been Mandated To Do 1,000 Hours of Community Service For Making Out With Her Mom In Public

Lindsay Lohan Has Just Been Mandated To Do 1,000 Hours of Community Service For Making Out With Her Mom In Public

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles County Superior Court judge who has been handling the case of Lindsay Lohan has just issued a directive that mandates that Miss Lohan perform 1,000 hours of community service. Judge Stephanie "Smiley" Sauntner stated...

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Funny story: An Extremely Bitter Lindsay Lohan Will Not Be Giving Ex-Girlfriend Samantha Ronson and Her Future Wife A Wedding Gift

An Extremely Bitter Lindsay Lohan Will Not Be Giving Ex-Girlfriend Samantha Ronson and Her Future Wife A Wedding Gift

VENICE BEACH - The poor, little, troubled, and misunderstood starlet Lindsay Lohan reportedly threw one hell of a hissy fit when she learned that her long time ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson has asked her new belly bumpin' girlfriend to marry her.

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Funny story: US Homeland Security confuses NYC poets' "strike" with 9/11 anniversary threats from Al Qaeda operative Lindsay Lohan

US Homeland Security confuses NYC poets' "strike" with 9/11 anniversary threats from Al Qaeda operative Lindsay Lohan

Amid reports that American spy networks have intercepted communications from Al Qaeda operative Lindsay Lohan indicating plans for a terrorist strike in New York or maybe Hoboken, both cities have heightened their security and even pulled out the fam...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera and Lindsay Lohan Allegedly Doing The Sis Boom Bahhh Behind Closed Doors

Christina Aguilera and Lindsay Lohan Allegedly Doing The Sis Boom Bahhh Behind Closed Doors

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan keeps insisting that she has seen the light and that she really and truly wants to get her butt out of the fast lane and take things a little easier. Lilo added that she has to make an effort to stay away from some of...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Not Naked in Public This Week

Lindsay Lohan Not Naked in Public This Week

After all the excitement Lindsay Lohan use to provide the voyeurs of the world she totally shocked the entertainment industry by laying low and not creating any controversy for an entire month. Lindsay has become known for doing crazy publicity st...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Explains Why He's Hitting On Lindsay Lohan

Charlie Sheen Explains Why He's Hitting On Lindsay Lohan

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen has reportedly been emailing Lindsay Lohan and telling her that he truly understands what she is going through and that he wants to be her BFF (Best Friend Forever). According to Bedroom Pillow Talks Carolina Chipotle,...

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