Tripoli - (End-of-Daze): The kiss of death is everywhere the ex-UK Prime Monster has fingered with his bloodstained mitts. A two year vanity tour of duty as Middle East envoy has now bombed as Libyan nationals poured scorn today on his diplomacy r...
London - (Subprime): He famously shelled out £10 million two years ago for the bijou neo-Georgian pile in Hampstead Garden Suburb. Last year Libyan dictator's son Saif al-Islam Gaddafi turned down a 'derisory' offer of £7.5 million and blamed 'tha...
The order made by Libya's Colonel Muammar Al-Gaddafi - to cut off all electricity power to the major cities - has failed to stem the anger of the people. Though the action has removed their access to the internet it was nevertheless taken too lat...
The current tension in North Africa has prompted the Libyan leader Colonel Gadaffi to offer would-be rioters holidays funded by the state. Anti-government demonstrations in 2 of Libya's immediate neighbours - Tunisia to the west, where the preside...
Citing 'humanitarian compassion' conjoined coalition co-captain Nick Clegg granted a pass to Wikileaks in hiding founder Julian Assange arranging extradition to Libya due to Assange's declaration he only had 'weeks to live!" Clegg took the extraor...
Libyan "loony" dictator, President Gaddafi, has decided to blackmail Europe for $billions otherwise he will discontinue stopping millions of "muy pobre" Africans crossing the Meditteranean via his country hoping to enter the "Garden of Eden"! He t...
Western Isles - (Rotters): The 2000+ tonne MV Hellfire Hebridean Prince Ass was chartered by HM the Queen for a bargain basement rate of £20,000 per day - debited from a BP sinking fund. Its fabulous Libyan livery includes Colonel Gaddafi's person...
Tyne/Wear - (Rehab Mess): A Libyan ship carrying aid for the tormented former England footballer has docked in Newcastle. The emergency response vessel has been sent by Colonel Gaddafi after he heard how brave Gazza tried to offer succour (sic) to...
Colonel Gaddafi has caused a major row with Nigeria by calling for Nigeria to split into two different countries one Christian the other Muslim. This follows reports that there is never ending gang wars between Christians And Muslims which has led to...
Abdelbaset Ali Al Megrahi who was convicted of The Lockerbie Bombing is now lying dying in A Libyan Hospital but from his hospital bed he has once again said "I didn't Do It" A spokesperson for Megrahi said that there has been a major internationa...
Gordon Brown refused to press Colonel Muammar Gaddafi to compensate IRA bomb victims amid concerns it may upset relations with Libya & Gerry Adams and that he may be taken off the Colonel's Christmas Card list, it has emerged. Gordon Brown di...
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