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Funny story: Fox Launches "America's Got Lesbians"

Fox Launches "America's Got Lesbians"

Fans of American Idol, America's Got Talent, and Britain's Got Talent will get another choice in the line-up of shows offered by the diminutive Ryan Seacrest and his butch partner Simon Cowell. The producers of TV's most popular reality-based talent...

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Funny story: Young Dutch Boy Faces Charges For Putting Finger In Dike

Young Dutch Boy Faces Charges For Putting Finger In Dike

A young Dutch boy who thought that he was saving his country by putting his finger in a dike has been charged with sexual assault and hate crimes against a homosexual. Luther Grunden, who followed what he thought was his country's tradition, has b...

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Funny story: Super Bowl Lesbian Deodorant Commercial Pulled At The Last Minute

Super Bowl Lesbian Deodorant Commercial Pulled At The Last Minute

MIAMI - The NFL Super Bowl Rules and Regulations For TV Commercials Committee has decided not to televise the commercial for Holland Dyke Lesbian Deodorant. A spokesperson for the TV commercials committee said that they had decided that the 30 sec...

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Funny story: Al Qaeda Linked to Lesbo Porn Sites

Al Qaeda Linked to Lesbo Porn Sites

Hajarin, Yemen -- A Web posting early yesterday attributed to Osama bin Laden, has claimed responsibility for several terror attacks throughout the world. The website also has connections to some of the hottest lesbo-action sites on the internet for...

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Funny story: "Touch My Stuff, I'll Kill You" Likely To Replace "Don't Ask Don't Tell"

"Touch My Stuff, I'll Kill You" Likely To Replace "Don't Ask Don't Tell"

Defense Secretary Robert Gates testified before the Senate Armed Services Committee on Tuesday that it is time to end the sixteen-year-old "don't ask don't tell" policy (DADT) restricting the right of gays and lesbians to serve openly in the armed fo...

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Funny story: Life At The Moorview Institute, Chapter Eight

Life At The Moorview Institute, Chapter Eight

Life At The Moorview Institute Chapter Eight Martha's Hospital Arrival Martha Hobbs turned north out of the cemetary and headed for work. It was Monday morning and she had just left flowers on the grave of her husband, the late Right Reverend Jeremiah Elijah Bethel Stuart Hobbs of the Springfield Evangelical Church of Christ. Martha always visited J.E.B. on Mondays, because it would not b...

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Funny story: Kazakhstan's 'No Lesbians' rule means Ava-Monroe Johnson's adoption 'was illegal'

Kazakhstan's 'No Lesbians' rule means Ava-Monroe Johnson's adoption 'was illegal'

New Jersey - (BabyOiled): "Maybe she fake the heterosexuality test!" the Adoption Services of Kazakhstan sources said today as pharma heiress Casey Johnson was finally laid to rest by her family. The Kazakh baby agency was responding to questions...

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Funny story: Man Demands Preferential Treatment As Lesbian

Man Demands Preferential Treatment As Lesbian

A Rhode Island man has demanded that his company and state government give him the same preferential treatment that they currently give to Lesbians. Jack Thimble has also demanded that his children, spouse, and other family members receive the same...

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Funny story: Lesbian Lane-Now has New Name

Lesbian Lane-Now has New Name

Who knows who is and who isn't but then who cares is the attitude of most Hollywood know it alls. What seems to have a lot of people in an agitated state this week is a local newspaper report that asks the pertinent question; "If you live on Les...

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Funny story: Madonna says Shimizu was a non-human sex slave

Madonna says Shimizu was a non-human sex slave

MADONNA reportedly enjoyed a lesbian affair with a bull dike model JENNY SHIMIZU. The former Calvin Klein model tells British newspaper News Of The World, the feminine chart buster selected her for a boy-on-girl romance from a casting video. S...

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Funny story: Saffron Burrow sacrifices herself to the lesbian community

Saffron Burrow sacrifices herself to the lesbian community

Saffron Burrows who worked in Circle of Friends and appeared in Frida, Troy and shark shocker Deep Blue Seas came out and announced to the world that she's a devoted lesbian. In 2000 she told Tatler magazine, "I prefer the company of women when me...

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Funny story: Jane Lynch admits she is a lesbian

Jane Lynch admits she is a lesbian

Jane Lynch appeared in more than 100 movies and TV shows including The L Word, The 40 Year Old Virgin, CSI, The Gilmore Girls, Friends and Best in Show. And best of all, this lesbian actress has never once felt the need to be in the closet about any...

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Funny story: Lesbians looking for Antoinette Nicole Davis doll

Lesbians looking for Antoinette Nicole Davis doll

Millions of Lesbians across the country are looking for the famous Antoinette Nicole Davis doll because it is a rare doll to own. The Antoinette Nicole Davis doll is part of the King Louie doll collection started by Barry Johnson a famed doll des...

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Funny story: Meredith Baxter is a lesbian

Meredith Baxter is a lesbian

Actress Meredith Baxter confirmed the rumors that she is a lesbian. Meredith Baxter worked on "Family Ties". "It was a later in life recognition because young men didn't find my wrinkled face attractive anymore," the actress explained to Matt...

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Funny story: Merideth Baxter Admits It Was Michael J. Fox That Made Her Gay

Merideth Baxter Admits It Was Michael J. Fox That Made Her Gay

Actress Merideth Baxter, who starred as Michael J. Fox's mother on Family Ties during the 1980's, has come out of the closet and admitted that she is a lesbian. Baxter, who has been married three times and has five children, said that it was the Mic...

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Funny story: Meredith Baxter Announces Love for Carpet

Meredith Baxter Announces Love for Carpet

Following recent interviews on daytime television and with local U.S. newspapers, Meredith Baxter, the former mom on television show "Family Ties", has announced a "late in life" change to lesbianism. No shock to some of her close friends and publ...

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Funny story: Lesbian Smells Like Fish Stink

Lesbian Smells Like Fish Stink

The Medical Journal of Australia reports that a lesbian woman who has complained of smelling like a rotting fish for most of her life has been diagnosed with a genetic condition that causes her to emit a disagreeable odor. Unable to find a man, s...

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