A pair of "Chilly" lesbians have overturned a court order and shown the world that they are human after all! The court ruling initially disagreed with this fact and the Lesbo's had their children taken away because it was CHILLY. After appealin...
LONDON - Well finally, the much anticipated Coronation Street 'Kiss' between Sophie and Sian has been filmed and will air on April 11. Sophie and Sian share an on screen kiss that will cause a lot of Coronation Street viewers to go "Blimey!" "Wodt...
A group claiming to represent the vast majority of Britain's heterosexual males have declared that producers of hit soap Coronation Street have dropped the ball. By opting for the first lesbian on-screen snog in the show's 50 year history to feature...
Moscow - (Spider Hole): Chechen Spider Woman lesbians are tormenting Russian Prime Monster Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin who has found a new way to frame them for this week's Moscow bombings. Last year the arachnid web's existence was confirmed by the...
Deep down in the "Bible Belt" of Mississippi a scandal is brewing regarding the School Proms. A lesbian scholar is demanding that she either be allowed to wear a TUXEDO or that schools should introduce SAME-SEX PROMS. Now this is really causing...
Fans of American Idol, America's Got Talent, and Britain's Got Talent will get another choice in the line-up of shows offered by the diminutive Ryan Seacrest and his butch partner Simon Cowell. The producers of TV's most popular reality-based talent...
A young Dutch boy who thought that he was saving his country by putting his finger in a dike has been charged with sexual assault and hate crimes against a homosexual. Luther Grunden, who followed what he thought was his country's tradition, has b...
MIAMI - The NFL Super Bowl Rules and Regulations For TV Commercials Committee has decided not to televise the commercial for Holland Dyke Lesbian Deodorant. A spokesperson for the TV commercials committee said that they had decided that the 30 sec...
Hajarin, Yemen -- A Web posting early yesterday attributed to Osama bin Laden, has claimed responsibility for several terror attacks throughout the world. The website also has connections to some of the hottest lesbo-action sites on the internet for...
Defense Secretary Robert Gates testified before the Senate Armed Services Committee on Tuesday that it is time to end the sixteen-year-old "don't ask don't tell" policy (DADT) restricting the right of gays and lesbians to serve openly in the armed fo...
Life At The Moorview Institute Chapter Eight Martha's Hospital Arrival Martha Hobbs turned north out of the cemetary and headed for work. It was Monday morning and she had just left flowers on the grave of her husband, the late Right Reverend Jeremiah Elijah Bethel Stuart Hobbs of the Springfield Evangelical Church of Christ. Martha always visited J.E.B. on Mondays, because it would not b...
New Jersey - (BabyOiled): "Maybe she fake the heterosexuality test!" the Adoption Services of Kazakhstan sources said today as pharma heiress Casey Johnson was finally laid to rest by her family. The Kazakh baby agency was responding to questions...
A Rhode Island man has demanded that his company and state government give him the same preferential treatment that they currently give to Lesbians. Jack Thimble has also demanded that his children, spouse, and other family members receive the same...
Who knows who is and who isn't but then who cares is the attitude of most Hollywood know it alls. What seems to have a lot of people in an agitated state this week is a local newspaper report that asks the pertinent question; "If you live on Les...
MADONNA reportedly enjoyed a lesbian affair with a bull dike model JENNY SHIMIZU. The former Calvin Klein model tells British newspaper News Of The World, the feminine chart buster selected her for a boy-on-girl romance from a casting video. S...
Saffron Burrows who worked in Circle of Friends and appeared in Frida, Troy and shark shocker Deep Blue Seas came out and announced to the world that she's a devoted lesbian. In 2000 she told Tatler magazine, "I prefer the company of women when me...
Jane Lynch appeared in more than 100 movies and TV shows including The L Word, The 40 Year Old Virgin, CSI, The Gilmore Girls, Friends and Best in Show. And best of all, this lesbian actress has never once felt the need to be in the closet about any...
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