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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Furious At Robert's Attendance at the Emmys

Kristen Stewart Furious At Robert's Attendance at the Emmys

Kristen Stewart, who has just returned from filming a sequence for her new movie "On The Road" down in Argentina, is reportedly furious that Robert Pattinson attended a party last night. Tom Sturridge was heard to have swiftly exited the hideaway...

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Funny story: Surprise win at the Articulate Awards by Kristen Stewart

Surprise win at the Articulate Awards by Kristen Stewart

Last night at the Articulate Awards ceremony, held in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogo Wales, there was a surprise win in category of best female improvised awards acceptance speech by none other then Twilight's Kristen Stewa...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart worried about rising relationship costs

Kristen Stewart worried about rising relationship costs

A source said recently that Kristen Stewart was getting worried about the prices cost of keeping her relationship with Twilight vampire Robert Pattinson going. It wasn't so much the cost of the jetting setting dates and candlelit dinners that was...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Worried About Having Robert Pattinson's Baby

Kristen Stewart Worried About Having Robert Pattinson's Baby

Kristen Stewart has admitted that she and Robert Pattison have discussed what their baby would look like and the fact that it would have the blood line of Vlad The Impaler or Dracula in it's system. "Blood is indeed the word", Stewart told report...

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Funny story: More Website Clicks Than Pattinson, Stewart & Lautner Put Together: The Man With The Word's Smallest Penis

More Website Clicks Than Pattinson, Stewart & Lautner Put Together: The Man With The Word's Smallest Penis

The five-page website of the man with the world's smallest penis is not only back to #1, it now gets more clicks per day that Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson put together! Andy "Handy" Doodler says that people are naturally cu...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Meets Kristen Stewart In Transyvania

Robert Pattinson Meets Kristen Stewart In Transyvania

Kristen Stewart has agreed to go with Robert Pattinson on his search for his ancestry back to Vlad the Impaler or the original Dracula. The two have met a local historian, Stephen Karlowitz, who is taking them back to a beautiful area of Romania.

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart , Dev Patel To Do Remake Of "Spellbound"?

Kristen Stewart , Dev Patel To Do Remake Of "Spellbound"?

Kristen Stewart who went to India and Bollywood to make a different type of movie than the Twilight role of Isabella, has landed the leading lady role in the remake of "Spellbound", the old romantic thriller, according to a Source we have there. A...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Bumps His Head On Cupboard Door - Kristen Stewart Distraught

Robert Pattinson Bumps His Head On Cupboard Door - Kristen Stewart Distraught

Twilight fans the world over awoke to a living nightmare this morning as news leaked out that tousle haired Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen, the fiendishly hunky vampire out of the Twilight saga - last night bumped his head on a cupboard door in his...

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Funny story: Is Kristen Stewart Playing With Fire?

Is Kristen Stewart Playing With Fire?

With all the latest rumors concerning Kristen Stewart and her dating photos with actor Dev Patel, fans are asking if this is not another ruse to keep all their names at the top of both Hollywood and Bollywood tabloids. A photo on the cover of one...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Dating Dev Patel In India

Kristen Stewart Dating Dev Patel In India

So it looks like Kristen Stewart has became tired of Robert Pattinson's jealousy and headed for Bollywood. Now that she's there, she has been seeing a lot of actor, Dev Patel. Whether the two are serious or not, they seem to enjoy each other's com...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart In Deja Vu Panic

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart In Deja Vu Panic

The stars of the Twilight saga, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, today held a crisis press conference, in order to express their deep concern that it's all starting again. Pattinson and Stewart expressed their concerns through an intermediary...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson's lips out of action

Robert Pattinson's lips out of action

World superstar, Robert Pattinson has some bad news for his female fans. His most prized possession, his stunningly kissable lips will be out of action until the spot that has appeared on them goes down, for it currently causes him intense pain whene...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Tom Sturridge Finally Come To Blows, Loose Tooth

Robert Pattinson, Tom Sturridge Finally Come To Blows, Loose Tooth

Apparently those once old friends have had it up to here with each other and friends had to separate them Wednesday night as a black eye on one and a badly cut lip and loose tooth on the other was all the damage that resulted. "It looked a lot wor...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Loses Front Door Key - Txts Kristen Stewart In Desperation

Robert Pattinson Loses Front Door Key - Txts Kristen Stewart In Desperation

Sensational breaking news from Hollywood! - Just when everybody was starting to believe that the Twilight franchise was just about played out, Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen in the Twilight saga - astounded even the most hard nosed Hollywood report...

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Funny story: Pattinson Tells Tom Sturridge That Kristen Is HIS Plaything!

Pattinson Tells Tom Sturridge That Kristen Is HIS Plaything!

Apparently these two old friends are still clashing over the actress, Kristen Stewart, with Rob Pattinson saying that old ex-friend Sturridge should stay away from his plaything! "Plaything!" yelped Kristen Stewart when she heard the term. "I hope...

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Funny story: Inception Tops Box Office Chart For Third week Running - Pattinson And Stewart Furious

Inception Tops Box Office Chart For Third week Running - Pattinson And Stewart Furious

As Leonardo DiCaprio tops the movie chart for the third week running with dream theft fantasy flick - 'Inception' the marginally talentless stars of the Twilight saga, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have had some pretty hardcore questions to as...

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Funny story: Pattinson's Best Friend Tom Sturridge Seeing Kristen Stewart!

Pattinson's Best Friend Tom Sturridge Seeing Kristen Stewart!

For some unknown reason, no one has ever linked British actor Tom Sturridge with the Twilight people although Sturridge is not only Pattinson's friend but is a name outside the United States, when it comes to movies. Tom reportedly told friends la...

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