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Funny story: Kim Jong Un wins annual Worlds Sexiest Kim Award

Kim Jong Un wins annual Worlds Sexiest Kim Award

North Korean leader Kim John-Un was celebrating today after being named Worlds Sexiest Kim today by MNKTV music channel. He narrowly pipped sex tape star Kim Kardashian who gained only one vote - from her pop star boyfriend Kanye West. The governm...

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Funny story: My life as a man #35

My life as a man #35

Why what matters no longer matters! I don't know about you readers, but for me at least, there is far too much written in the print media, and way the hell too much on TV, about "celebrity news." Celebrity News is an oxymoronic concept in every way! There is nothing at all new about the shit celebrities get their wonky asses involved in--not a goddamned thing. Sure we all like a good, bloo...

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Funny story: Kourtney Kardashian Feels Ignored

Kourtney Kardashian Feels Ignored

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - It is very difficult to come across an entertainment publication or watch an entertainment news program and not read or hear the name Kardashian. Kim and her current boyfriend Kanye "The Pest" West seem to spend a lot of their ti...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Turned Down For A Talk Show

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Turned Down For A Talk Show

LOS ANGELES - Word out of LaLaLand is that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have been approached by The Epitome Network to co-host a one hour weekday talk show. EN spokesperson Tansinella "Tansi" Wickovich, stated that the show is being produced by S...

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Funny story: US reality TV star denies sex tape with Jimmy Savile

US reality TV star denies sex tape with Jimmy Savile

A US reality TV star - who we are unable to name for legal reasons - today furiously denied she is the dark haired star in a new sex tape released on the internet. The big butted star with hundreds of sisters who shot to fame in the mid noughties...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Says She's Not Pregnant - Just Fat

Kim Kardashian Says She's Not Pregnant - Just Fat

TARZANA, California - Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend Kanye West were spotted at The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo, hand-feeding some of the animals. Kim was carrying around a 10 pound sack of petting zoo food while Kanye made call after call on...

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Funny story: Cruise will quit Scientology to become a 'Moonie'

Cruise will quit Scientology to become a 'Moonie'

LOS ANGELES (ABSNN) - TheSpoof.com was granted an exclusive interview with Tom Cruise today. The actor revealed he is leaving the Church of Scientology and will become a "Moonie." "Yes, it is true, I am leaving Scientology to become a 'Mooni...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian's Future Husbands

Kim Kardashian's Future Husbands

OSAKA, Japan - One of the greatest computer scientists in the world, Fushiko Takayaka, has just developed a computer that can look into the future. The computer which was developed in Osaka, Japan and named the FT-13001, has the capability of tak...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Named Worst Wife of The Decade

Kim Kardashian Named Worst Wife of The Decade

CHICAGO - The reputable marriage publication weekly It's A Rice Day has just named their annual 'Worst Wife of The Decade' recipient. Publication editor Ursula P. Springswallow, 51, stated that after much consideration and deliberation the individ...

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Funny story: Chad Ochocinco Escapes Going To Jail

Chad Ochocinco Escapes Going To Jail

DAVIE, Florida - Last month former NFL wide receiver Chad Ochocinco, in a span of 48 hours, headbutted his wife Evelyn, got released by the Miami Dolphins, lost his unaired reality show, and was hit with divorce papers. Mr. 85, was found guilty of...

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Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 22nd September 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 22nd September 2012

Kanye West 'terrified' of sex video with Kim Lookalike going public. Time to cover the Shaggy song "It Wasn't me" TOWIE star Lauren Goodgier turns up late for her won birthday party. Not like a reality tv star to miss their 15 minutes?! Emma Watson: I thought love had to be painful after reading Shakespeare. Emmy hun, your confusing love with bondage. Kim Kardashian does promotional wo...

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Funny story: Kanye West Terrified of His Sex Tape

Kanye West Terrified of His Sex Tape

LOS ANGELES - Kanye West was recently approached by an entertainment media reporter while sitting in the patio of a Tacos, Tacos, & Much More Tacos in Hacienda Heights. West, who was having the Kirstie Alley Super Deluxe Burrito, was asked by...

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Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 11th September 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 11th September 2012

Kim Kardashian's mum tells Kanye West : Stop talking about my daughter's sex tape. And make a new one? I think everyone has seen the last one by now. Coronation Street barmaid star Michelle Keegan: I'm genuinely not sexy. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder? EASTENDERS star Tony Discipline has said that Jessie Wallace's character Kat Moon could be having an affair with a WOMAN. KIm Ka...

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Funny story: Captain Kirk 'smoked weed with Kim Gul Dukat Cardassian' in banned Star Trek episode

Captain Kirk 'smoked weed with Kim Gul Dukat Cardassian' in banned Star Trek episode

Los Angeles - "It was an episode about the Federation's launch of the 'Meet The Cardassians' holodeck program," the head of Star Trek archives said today. "The studio canned it when a props tragedy saw real weed being smoked by Kirk and the floozi...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Terrified

Kim Kardashian Terrified

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian, who has been very lucky to achieve the success that she has, recently confided to a very close friend that she is worried that her popularity is dropping. According to Inger "Smooches" Finnfelli, Kim came close to...

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Funny story: Political Facebook - Joe Biden, Eva Longoria, and Bill Clinton

Political Facebook - Joe Biden, Eva Longoria, and Bill Clinton

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Joe Biden: Hello Eva. 7:01 a.m. Eva Longoria: Hi Joe. How are you? 7:07 a.m. Joe Biden: You sound sleepy. Were you asleep? 7:11 a.m. Eva Longoria: Ah yeah. A little bit. 7:16 a.m. Joe Biden: I'm sorry sweety. Text me when you wake up. 7:21 a.m. Eva Longoria: Well heck, I'm wide awake now. What did you want Joe? 7:24 a.m. Joe Biden: I just wanted to tel...

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Funny story: Is Kim Kardashian Pregnant With A Little Kanye?

Is Kim Kardashian Pregnant With A Little Kanye?

BEVERLY HILLS - The Tinsel Town hairdresser, who is known as the Hair Stylist to The Stars, FuFi Fondue has just dropped a bombshell. Fondue, who knows more about more Hollywood starlets than anyone else in LaLaLand stated to Fajita San Guacamole...

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