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Funny story: Latest terror threat from midgets posing as kindergarten students

Latest terror threat from midgets posing as kindergarten students

Emmaus, PA - A bevy of emergency vehicles, on the triangle at 11 A.M today, are responding to a terror incident at the 6th Street Elementary School in Emmaus. Kindergarten students, ranging in ages from five to seven (repeaters) are lined up against...

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Funny story: The List of The Ten Least Popular Christmas Children's Books For 2011

The List of The Ten Least Popular Christmas Children's Books For 2011

Little Miss Muffet Kids Magazine has just announced their list for 2011's Ten Least Popular Christmas Children's Books. The list was compiled by the magazine's Senior Executive Assistant Publisher Jefferson Dante Quickowitz. Mr. Quickowitz personally read over 800 children's Christmas books plus he texted, emailed, and called up 27 other top executives whose companies sell children's Christmas...

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Funny story: Industry Watchdogs slam Pocket Money website

Industry Watchdogs slam Pocket Money website

A money loaning web site aimed at children as young as five has been slammed by advertising watchdog, OfCom; the financial watchdog OfFin; and the Children's watchdog, OfPedo. "It took us several months to spot it," said OfFon co-ordinator, Adolp...

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Funny story: UK's First 'Cash For Children' Outlet To Open In Leeds

UK's First 'Cash For Children' Outlet To Open In Leeds

The true extent of the financial crisis was highlighted yesterday by the announcement that Leeds will become home to the UK's first 'Cash4Child' outlet. Based loosely on the ubiquitous gold merchants where hard-up punters sell inherited jewellery...

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Funny story: "Occupy Wall Street" Spreads; "Occupy FAO Schwarz" Staged by Kids

"Occupy Wall Street" Spreads; "Occupy FAO Schwarz" Staged by Kids

Adult protesters were busy in Zuccotti Park in downtown NY as a group of babies and toddlers marched uptown to 58th Street and Fifth Avenue to the world's most famous toy store in order to stage a protest all their own. The kids voiced lots of...

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Funny story: Youngsters Across EU 'Fall Down, Go Boom.' Governments Outlaw Fun, for Kids' Own Good...

Youngsters Across EU 'Fall Down, Go Boom.' Governments Outlaw Fun, for Kids' Own Good...

Something of a kerfuffle has erupted across Europe recently after little Alfie B. Chapman took a tumble during an overly competitive game of 'tag' in the back yard of friend and neighbor Deirdre E. Findlay. It seems that during a rather enthusiast...

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Funny story: Intelligent Design start a kids club

Intelligent Design start a kids club

The Discovery Institute, the For Prophets organisation set up to preach and teach about intelligent design, has decided the time is right for a junior wing to the movement after repeated failures to convince anybody with an IQ above minus fifty that...

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Funny story: Mother faces £170,000 bill after being arrested

Mother faces £170,000 bill after being arrested

Stockport single mother of two, Ellie James, is facing a bill of over one hundred and fifty thousand pounds childcare bill today, a bill she can hardly cover. Ms James was arrested two years ago after taking part in a demonstration in London over...

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Funny story: 11 Essential things to tell your child, to ensure they fit in with other UK kids!

11 Essential things to tell your child, to ensure they fit in with other UK kids!

Eleven Essential things to tell your child, to ensure they fit in with other kids! 1) Explain to him/her/them: How to fire bomb a Police Station without getting caught. 2) Explain to him/her/them: Drill it in that they must use the F & MF words in every sentence spoken. 3) Explain to him/her/them: If you catch him/her/them paying attention in school or at home, point out the rarity...

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Funny story: More young people aspiring to be idiots

More young people aspiring to be idiots

Teens nowadays are looking more and more toward idiocy as a viable career choice. "It's like those reality shows" stated one teen who only referred to himself as "The Retention." "You can't be smart and be on those, yet look at the money those pe...

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Funny story: Children whose parents divorce 'more likely' to become bastards

Children whose parents divorce 'more likely' to become bastards

Children with parents who divorce or separate before they are five are more likely to become bastards when they reach 16 than children with parents who remain together, a major new study has found. Demos, the think-tank, has analysed the bastard t...

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Funny story: Unschoolers tell parents to 'unparent'

Unschoolers tell parents to 'unparent'

The recent trends of Unschoolers, who basically are self taught on everything from spelling to physics, share a belief that children do not need classrooms and organized education to learn. Rather, they are on their own to do what they want anytime...

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Funny story: Leopard Mauled By Toddlers

Leopard Mauled By Toddlers

(LSM) - Ziggy, a leopard from Omaha Nebraska, was seriously injured today after he accidentally wandered into a daycare and was mauled by several toddlers. Witnesses say the leopard - seemingly unaware of the danger - tried to lick one of the childre...

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Funny story: Health and Safety Commission to invade the home

Health and Safety Commission to invade the home

According to Health and Safety Watchdog the home is the last bastion of the unsafe environment, and they intend to do something about it. "We have sanitized the workplace," said HAScom spokesperson, Stuart Dent, "we have sanitized the street. The...

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Funny story: Be careful what you name your children and......other things.

Be careful what you name your children and......other things.

I was in a store yesterday and a young woman was in there with her sweet little girl, about 18 months old. A cashier was talking to them and said, "Hello honey. You are such a cutie." She didn't know the mom and toddler. "She thinks you know her name," giggled the young mother. I was shocked that the young mother had actually named her daughter 'Honey'...even more shocked than I was when...

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Funny story: Casey Anthony Opening Day Care Center

Casey Anthony Opening Day Care Center

Casey Anthony, the controversial Tot Mom that was recently found innocent of Murder in the death of her 2 year old child Caylee Anthony has announced to the world what the future will hold for her, if she gets her wish. She has applied for a permi...

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Funny story: Nadya "Octomom" Suleman Says She Can't Afford Her 14 Kids - Kate Gosselin Tells Her She'll Take Them All

Nadya "Octomom" Suleman Says She Can't Afford Her 14 Kids - Kate Gosselin Tells Her She'll Take Them All

READING, Pennsylvania - Well it appears that Kate Gosselin's reality television show may have to change its name from Kate Plus 8 to Kate Plus 22. Kate "The Great" Gosselin heard about the financial, emotional, physical, and mental problems that N...

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