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Funny story: Alex Reid Wants To Star In 'Enter The Dragon' Remake - Katie Price Puts Her Foot Down

Alex Reid Wants To Star In 'Enter The Dragon' Remake - Katie Price Puts Her Foot Down

Cross dressing cage fighter and breast escort cum Celebrity Big Brother winner Alex Reid this morning stated that he would like to capitalise on his new-found fame by starring in a remake of the Bruce Lee chop socky classic 'Enter The Dragon.' Rei...

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Funny story: Alex Reid Wins Celebrity Big Brother - Katie Price Buys Him A 16th Century Castle

Alex Reid Wins Celebrity Big Brother - Katie Price Buys Him A 16th Century Castle

LONDON - Cage-fighter Alex Reid emerged victorious in this years edition of Celebrity Big Brother. The 34-year-old Reid upon being announced as the winner quickly proclaimed that Katie Price is not only the love of his life, and the woman of his d...

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Funny story: Alex Reid to star in Movie based on Katie Price novel

Alex Reid to star in Movie based on Katie Price novel

Things can't get much better for Aldershot's favourite undefeated, but quite often defeated cage fighter right now. Riding on the back of his crushing defeat of the likes of Stephanie Beacham and Basshunter to become the winner of Celebrity Big Bro...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole - Still HOT News - Hotter Than Katie And Alex

Cheryl Cole - Still HOT News - Hotter Than Katie And Alex

And so it came to pass that Alex "Rocky" Reid bucked the odds during his time in the CBB house, turned the jeers into cheers, and emerged victorious into the loving arms of partner, Katie Price. Yet despite all the hullaballoo and the hype, the ho...

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Funny story: Alex Reid and Katie Price to take over telly!

Alex Reid and Katie Price to take over telly!

It has been announced that the host's for this year's Brit awards have been ditched in favour of Katie Price and Alex Reid. This shock announcement came just hours after the other shock news that the "News at 10" wants Katie Price to be their new pre...

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Funny story: Celebrity Big Brothers Alex Reid and Katie Price are set to make millions

Celebrity Big Brothers Alex Reid and Katie Price are set to make millions

Celebrity Big Brother's Alex Reid and Katie Price are set to make a million this Summer after their glorious appearance on Big Brother. The plan was leaked by a man who claimed to be Alex's manager Rob De Banker. Rob revealed by accident that Katie...

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Funny story: Has Jordan Dumped Alex Reid AGAIN?

Has Jordan Dumped Alex Reid AGAIN?

As tranny cage fighter Alex Reid was telling his CBB housemates how deeply in love with Jordan he is, and how much she means to him, press speculation increased suggesting that she'd dumped him yet again! The rumour mill went into overdrive today...

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Funny story: Jordan (aka Katie Price) to go into the Big Brother house today

Jordan (aka Katie Price) to go into the Big Brother house today

The news that Jordan is to go into the Big Brother house today came as a big shock to David Cameron. "I wasn't informed," He said. "So, it can't go ahead. I need to be informed of everything that goes on in the entire country before it happens" "Why?" Asked Katarina Frogpond (that's me). "You're not the Prime Minister." "But I'm going to be." He said. "I have to start practicing. So I...

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Funny story: Local Man Gains Instant Notoriety After Serving Katie Price A Portion

Local Man Gains Instant Notoriety After Serving Katie Price A Portion

Local kebab shop proprietor, Ali Bullo, today declared to the world that serving Katie Price a portion was the best career move he'd ever made, even though he he only served her a chicken shish with garlic sauce and a side salad. Ali Bullo insists...

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Funny story: Katie Prices Liver taken into care

Katie Prices Liver taken into care

In an early morning raid West Chavington social services have taken Katie Prices Liver into care. Case worker Sue Meafta-Woods commented "After a report of a public relapse in her behavior a writ has been served to Miss Prices Mouth. We had to ac...

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Funny story: Jungle King And Rat Killer Gino - Salt Of The Earth. Jordan Furious.

Jungle King And Rat Killer Gino - Salt Of The Earth. Jordan Furious.

I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, King Of The Jungle, Italian chef Gino D'Acampo was slammed as a cheat today, allegedly, by uber breasted drink swiller Jordan. D'Acampo was accused of smuggling tea, coffee, sugar and salt into the jungle camp,...

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Funny story: Katie Price Reborn As Jordan On London Nightclub Bender

Katie Price Reborn As Jordan On London Nightclub Bender

Bush tucker jungle flop Katie Price stunned friends and family here in London Thursday night/Friday morning by reverting to her Jordan persona and embarking on a liver bashing booze binge. Jordan, who is reportedly hovering on the verge of 'meltdo...

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Funny story: Katie Price claims to be Tiger Woods' fourth hole

Katie Price claims to be Tiger Woods' fourth hole

Following the claims that a nightclub hostess Rachel Uchitel has been paid $1M not to tell the press about her relationship with Tiger Woods, Katie Price has contacted the press to say she is also willing to negotiate a deal. She says she is willing...

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Funny story: Samantha Fox Voted Out Of The Jungle - Katie Price Offers To Step In

Samantha Fox Voted Out Of The Jungle - Katie Price Offers To Step In

Former page three model, and subject of millions of male fantasies back in the 80's, Samantha Fox was tonight voted out of the jungle on ultra crap Z-list celeb reality show "I'm An Asshole! Get Me Out Of Here Now!" The vertically challenged star,...

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Funny story: Pete! Pete! I'm A Celebrity! Take Me Back! - Katie Pleads - Jungle Works Its Voodoo Magic

Pete! Pete! I'm A Celebrity! Take Me Back! - Katie Pleads - Jungle Works Its Voodoo Magic

From what we've heard, although we can't as yet confirm the veracity of it, as we were down the pub getting ritually leathered, anticipating a weekend of leatherisation, when we heard that Katie Price has made an emotional appeal to ex-husband Peter...

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Funny story: Jedward To Replace Katie Price In The Jungle

Jedward To Replace Katie Price In The Jungle

Following Katie Price's shockingly predictable 'I'm A Celebrity' runner, from the jungle, an announcement is expected that Dublin twin disaster duo John and Edward Grimes are jetting down under as we speak to add a little pzazz to the jungle malarkey...

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Funny story: Katie Price Eats Ant's Tentacles Then Dec's Testicles

Katie Price Eats Ant's Tentacles Then Dec's Testicles

Big busts and even bigger bust-ups are nothing new in the sexually-supercharged set of the smash Australian hit show, "I'm a Celebrity get me out of here." But new ground was broken today, when big busted Jordan, the model with the unfeasibly larg...

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