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Funny story: Kate borrows Mrs Speaker Bercow's bedsheet

Kate borrows Mrs Speaker Bercow's bedsheet

London - "Perhaps she thought it was a toga party," a St James's Palace reception guest said today as pix of Kate sporting a tousled bed sheet appeared in UK red tops nationwide. Satrorial columns soon picked up tell-tale signs of little burn hole...

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Funny story: Wills and Kate can't afford £5 million Kensington Palace rent

Wills and Kate can't afford £5 million Kensington Palace rent

London - The £100,000 per week rent is way out of their league a Palace spokesperson admitted today as Red Top nutz talked up reports about Princess Margaret's former home being handed on a sliver platter to hoaxer royals Wills and Kate. A 2002 Go...

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Funny story: You'll never get pregnant THAT way Danes tell daft Kate

You'll never get pregnant THAT way Danes tell daft Kate

Copenhagen - Sterling pregnancy advice from fecund Danish red-bloods has left silly stick insect Kate Middleton fuming. Unicef rentacrowd shoo-ins met the faux duchess and her equally spurious royal husband outside a foreign aid warehouse where th...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton pregnancy scare

Kate Middleton pregnancy scare

Future Queen of England, Kate Middleton, was relieved to discover she wasn't pregnant after getting a craving for peanut butter that saw her work her way through half a jar of Waitrose Smooth. "I had a massive urge to have a bit of peanut butter,"...

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Funny story: Wikileaks: News of the World was About to Publish Kate Middleton's Entire Genome

Wikileaks: News of the World was About to Publish Kate Middleton's Entire Genome

The timing of the sudden closure of embattled publication News of the World was far from random, according to Wikileaks documents stolen from MI5. Had the newspaper lasted one more week the plan was to publish a 178 page special edition containing th...

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Funny story: Hideous over-embellished outfit and manic hair-flicking as Kate Middleton 'comforts' traumatised Brum

Hideous over-embellished outfit and manic hair-flicking as Kate Middleton 'comforts' traumatised Brum

Birmingham - The latest rash of Palace riot tourism hit Birmingham today with the arrival of royal eyesores William and Kate. Bewildered locals were subjected to an hour of Middleton's relentless hair-flicking as the grief-gawping walkabout procee...

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Funny story: SAS suspects Kate and Wills 'building nuke bomb' under Wales cottage

SAS suspects Kate and Wills 'building nuke bomb' under Wales cottage

Anglesey, Wales - "They're pretty much following Fourth Protocol assembly instructions," blue watch Commander 'Foxy' Perkins confirmed this morning as yet another enriched uranium parcel arrived bearing Pyongyang postage stamps. "Something's sure...

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Funny story: Prince William in shocking Aston Villa rant

Prince William in shocking Aston Villa rant

Prince William has shocked locals in a Windsor newsagents with a foul mouthed rant about his football team Aston Villa. It is not the first time the Prince, a diehard Claret and Blues fan, has 'done one' after his favourite players have been tran...

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Funny story: 'Headless' Kate Middleton wedding dress 'is guillotine omen'

'Headless' Kate Middleton wedding dress 'is guillotine omen'

London - It's the clearest indication yet that horrid Bill Clinton/Cherie Blair doppelganger Kate Middleton could be flung in the Tower and summarily decapitated for treason. The bigamous wife of a senior Tory cabinet minister, Middleton seemed ob...

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Funny story: Hacks suspected Queen knew 'Kate was already married'

Hacks suspected Queen knew 'Kate was already married'

London - A video published on the Royal YouBoob! channel shows the Queen 'giving away' grand-daughter Kate in a 2000 Hellfire Club Chapel wedding ceremony. The groom's full-face ID is a bit obscure 'but looks awfully similar' to one of David Camer...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Has Agreed To Appear As A Guest Judge On 'America's Got Talent'

Pippa Middleton Has Agreed To Appear As A Guest Judge On 'America's Got Talent'

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of America's Got Talent have confirmed that Pippa Middleton the sister of Prince William's wife Princess Kate has agreed to appear on America's Got Talent. Pippa, who is known in America as "PipMiddy" recently spoke with...

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Funny story: 'Dowdy' Kate will never get pregnant 'by dressing like Camilla'

'Dowdy' Kate will never get pregnant 'by dressing like Camilla'

London - Frumpy clothes and mediocre dentistry are scaring off fertilization of whatever eggs are still left in the basketcase. That's the verdict from LA tonight where Kate Middleton's glad rags were mocked by sharp-dressing celebs at a charity p...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton concerned about growing 'closeness' between sister Kate and Camilla

Pippa Middleton concerned about growing 'closeness' between sister Kate and Camilla

Pippa Middleton is truly concerned that the new relationship growing between her sister Kate and her step-mother-in-law Camilla may end up being disastrous for Kate. Sources tell of Camilla spending more and more time with Kate and when asked, was...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton has yearning to be a WAG

Pippa Middleton has yearning to be a WAG

A reporter from 'The Daily Tacky' revealed some surprising news in the 'Tacky' this morning. Apparently Pippa Middleton has been following news about the WAGs and admitted that she has been harbouring a secret....she has had a yearning to be a WAG s...

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Funny story: Kate and Wills to visit long-lost reptilian relatives

Kate and Wills to visit long-lost reptilian relatives

Alberta - Genetic efforts to find the missing link between the royals and their four-legged cold-blooded relations are set for a big boost. The couple will visit The Alberta Reptile and Amphibian Society on Thursday in an unscheduled trip to conne...

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Funny story: Pippa receives postcard from sister Kate

Pippa receives postcard from sister Kate

Pippa Middleton excitedly rang the editor of 'Gobsmacked News' to let her know she received a postcard from sister Kate this morning. Kate is vacationing in Canada with her Prince and told Pippa she is having a wonderful time being fussed over and p...

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Funny story: Canada had TWO July 1st celebrations

Canada had TWO July 1st celebrations

Canada celebrated 'Canada Day' twice. Once on July 1st - the true birthday of the nation which was celebrated in Ottawa royally, with the attendance of Prince William and his lovely new bride, Kate. She wore a stunning red and white outfit duri...

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