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Funny story: Coleen Rooney Denies She's Pregnant, Says It's Just Two Too Many Crumpets

Coleen Rooney Denies She's Pregnant, Says It's Just Two Too Many Crumpets

LONDON - Coleen Rooney, one of Great Britain's more better known WAGs replied to a reporter that no she is not pregnant and that she only looks that way because she does love to eat. Coleen went on to say that truth be told, the real reason is a s...

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Funny story: American Idol and Survivor in Bidding War over Kate Gosselin

American Idol and Survivor in Bidding War over Kate Gosselin

There is no doubt about it, America loves to see Kate Gosselin get riled up, especially when she's trying so hard NOT to be a bitch. Her famous scowling face on Dancing with the Stars is garnering more viewers than even American Idol. And now the...

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Funny story: American Idol May Replace Simon Cowell with Kate Gosselin

American Idol May Replace Simon Cowell with Kate Gosselin

After seeing its ratings taken over by Dancing with the Stars, the producers of the hit show American Idol had an epiphany. "Kate Gosselin should so be the next Simon Cowell." Since Simon Cowell isn't making enough people angry anymore, the show n...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Beats Simon Cowell as Meanest Person on TV

Kate Gosselin Beats Simon Cowell as Meanest Person on TV

For the first time in history, well recent popular television history anyway, not real history that actually means anything, Dancing with the Stars beat out American Idol as having the most viewers. Some say the three divas heading up the dance pa...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: The Pamela Anderson - Kate Gosselin Feud Fires Up!

Dancing With The Stars: The Pamela Anderson - Kate Gosselin Feud Fires Up!

HOLLYWOOD - Two of the top reality shows Dancing With The Stars and American Idol are going head-to-head as they are pitted against each other. This year's edition of DWTS has already seen at least three of the couples get into some pretty serious...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Has The Worst Attitude of Anyone To Ever Appear on Dancing With The Stars

Kate Gosselin Has The Worst Attitude of Anyone To Ever Appear on Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - On last week's Dancing With The Stars, professional baby maker Kate Gosselin finished in 9th place out of 11. This week "King Kate" who has got to have one of the positively worst attitudes of anyone in the history of DWTS finished in...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin's Dancing Partner Begs For His Life

Kate Gosselin's Dancing Partner Begs For His Life

Well, maybe that is a bit overly dramatic, but things between Gosselin and her dancing partner, Tony Dovolani, on the hit show Dancing with the Stars are anything but ideal. Dovolani walked out on Gosselin when she questioned his teaching techniqu...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Kate Gosselin Pisses Off Tony Dovolani Big Time!

Dancing With The Stars: Kate Gosselin Pisses Off Tony Dovolani Big Time!

HOLLYWOOD - Tony Dovolani is a world champion dance instructor who has captured dozens of world-wide awards. Tony Dovolani is a class act who can take a woman with two left feet, no rhythm, no soul, some cellulite, and no coordination and mold he...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Tony Dovolani Says He Has Got His Hands Full With Kate "Graceless" Gosselin

Dancing With The Stars Tony Dovolani Says He Has Got His Hands Full With Kate "Graceless" Gosselin

LOS ANGELES - Kate Gosselin's professional dance partner on Dancing With The Stars Tony Dovolani has flat out come out and said that he has certainly got his hands full this year with the star of the former reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8. Tony r...

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Funny story: Should Kate Gosselin be Required to Pay Alimony to Jon?

Should Kate Gosselin be Required to Pay Alimony to Jon?

With Kate Gosselin now bringing in a paycheck from appearances on Dancing with the Stars (DWTS), and Jon Gosselin still kicking around with no job prospects, it only stands to reason that he should get some of her money. I mean, let's face it, he has...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Kate Gosselin Places 9th Out of 11

Dancing With The Stars: Kate Gosselin Places 9th Out of 11

HOLLYWOOD - Kate Gosselin smiled, and laughed, and chuckled, but deep down inside you could tell that the blonde divorced mother of eight hated every single moment of her time on Dancing With The Stars. King Kate has always been used to being in c...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Judge Len "The Grouch" Goodman Needs To Get His "Arse" Back To Britain

Dancing With The Stars Judge Len "The Grouch" Goodman Needs To Get His "Arse" Back To Britain

HOLLYWOOD - After being off for one year Dancing With The Stars British Judge Len Goodman quickly shows that he is still as grouchy, crotchety, and cantankerous as ever. He hammered Shannon Doherty so hard with his remarks that he reduced TV's 'Ba...

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Funny story: Jon Gosselin Dating The Lesbian Pedicurist On "The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania"

Jon Gosselin Dating The Lesbian Pedicurist On "The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania"

INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania - Jon Gosselin formerly of Jon and Kate Plus 8 and ex-husband of Kate Gosselin has admitted that he is in fact dating Ribby Updyke, the lesbian pedicurist on the reality show The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Tony Dovolani Says He Loves Practicing In Kate Gosselin's "Basement"

Dancing With The Stars: Tony Dovolani Says He Loves Practicing In Kate Gosselin's "Basement"

WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania - One of the best professional dancers on Dancing With The Stars is Tony Dovolani. And for the upcoming season of DWTS, "Dancing Tony" has been paired with none other than Kate Gosselin, "King Kate" formerly of Jon and Kate P...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Says She Wouldn't Mind Breastfeeding Little Justin Bieber

Lady Gaga Says She Wouldn't Mind Breastfeeding Little Justin Bieber

SEATTLE - Lady Gaga had just finished performing her 87th straight sold out concert in Seattle's Boots of The Lumberjack Auditorium when she was asked about the new Internet sensation Justin Bieber. Lady Gaga said that she has seen the 16-year-old...

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Funny story: Orlando Bloom Dumps Kate Gosselin

Orlando Bloom Dumps Kate Gosselin

PENSACOLA, Florida - Orlando Bloom, aka Will Turner of The Pirates of The Caribbean movie series was in town to film several scenes of the next "Buccaneer" installment entitled Pirates of The Caribbean - Who Took My Friggin' Doubloons? Bloom, who...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Says She'll Dance Her Buns Off On Dancing With The Stars

Kate Gosselin Says She'll Dance Her Buns Off On Dancing With The Stars

PITTSBURGH - Kate Gosselin was in town at a local Wal-Mart buying Easter outfits for her eight kids when she was notified that she had been selected as one of the 11 celebrity contestants on this years edition of Dancing With The Stars. Kate becam...

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