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Funny story: Biden Announces New Gun Reforms

Biden Announces New Gun Reforms

President Joe Biden has announced sweeping changes to US gun laws in an attempt to halt the rising incidences of police and mass shootings. "All guns will be modified to fire gobs of whipped cream instead of bullets. Like in Bugsy Malone," said t…

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Funny story: Biden Tucks $100m In Stimulus For American Made Meth

Biden Tucks $100m In Stimulus For American Made Meth

Pittsburg, PA - On Tuesday, Biden laid out an ambitious infrastructure plan to get every single American moving again. Those of us above ground—and basement dwellers, alike. Digging deeper into the nearly 25 thousand page bill, he meant it, too!…

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Funny story: Joe Biden's Dog To Attend Trump University

Joe Biden's Dog To Attend Trump University

President Joseph Biden’s dog, the Major, has been enrolled in the now-defunct Trump University. The Old Trump University has diversified, announced Ivanka, as the new PR director and spokesperson for the school. She added a need to empower more d…

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Funny story: Joe Biden Does Not Own A Vampire Dog, Despite How Much It Likes To Bite People

Joe Biden Does Not Own A Vampire Dog, Despite How Much It Likes To Bite People

President Biden's 3-year-old German Shepherd, Major, has bitten his second victim in two weeks, this time on the White House South Lawn, on Monday. "So far, neither hapless victim has turned into a vampire or werewolf, so we can all breathe easy,…

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Funny story: Trump Is A Wedding Party Entertainer At Mar-a-Lago

Trump Is A Wedding Party Entertainer At Mar-a-Lago

It seems that Donald Trump is at the center stage once again. Not as the White House resident, but as a wedding party entertainer at Mar-a-Lago. And he didn’t have to be voted into the job. Wearing a black-tie, Trump wanders into the ballroom bef…

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Funny story: Joe Biden: Now Don’t Tell Me I’ve Nothing To Do

Joe Biden: Now Don’t Tell Me I’ve Nothing To Do

BILLINGSGATE POST: It has been reported, that for the nearly nine months preceding the Presidential election, while Joe Biden was sequestered in his basement, he wore out the recliner mechanism on two Naugahyde BarcaLoungers. Although he did ge…

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Funny story: Biden appoints Gates Head of FARTA and air quality passports

Biden appoints Gates Head of FARTA and air quality passports

Following the appointment of Ms. Harris to the border problem, President Biden has turned to another ally to help him run the country. Mr. Gates of Microsoft is now in command of human air quality in the US through the agency FARTA (Foreign Air Re…

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Funny story: Biden will review need to travel on Air Force One

Biden will review need to travel on Air Force One

After Mr. Biden's fall on the steps of Air Force One yesterday, a panel of advisors has come forward to offer guidance. Mr. Biden's first weeks in office have not all been rosy, despite ratings at 52% according to Main Stream News polling. Even…

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Funny story: Smuckmeister On Cuomo: Put A Saddle On That Jackass And Ride Him Outa Here

Smuckmeister On Cuomo: Put A Saddle On That Jackass And Ride Him Outa Here

BILLINGSGATE POST: Elmer Smuckmeister, the conscience of Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, thought he had seen it all. A rector in the Beaver Crossing Unity Church, Elmer was not perfect. To the contrary: Just lately, during a snow storm, he had dressed u…

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Funny story: Where’s Hunter? FBI Clueless Again

Where’s Hunter? FBI Clueless Again

BILLINGSGATE POST: Mysterious things happen in the Hoover Building where the FBI is headquartered. Although traditional thinking has it that the building was named after former FBI Director and cross-dresser, J Edgar Hoover, more and more, it appear…

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Funny story: Signs That You Might Be A Latent Cuomosexual

Signs That You Might Be A Latent Cuomosexual

BILLINGSGATE POST: If you don’t know whether you’re a Cuomosexual, you probably have never questioned a gal half your age if she ever had sex with a geriatric. Perhaps you have never asked a naive little chickadee if she would “just let you hang it…

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Funny story: Biden Evicts Two Dogs With Four Ass Holes From White House

Biden Evicts Two Dogs With Four Ass Holes From White House

BILLINGSGATE POST: From the White House to the dog house, Lassie Come Home this is not. In the movie released in 1943, Roddy McDowell had to sell his beloved dog to the Duke of Rudling because his family could no longer afford to feed him. After…

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Funny story: White House cleaners pleased with new president

White House cleaners pleased with new president

In another exclusive for TheSpoof, we interview Manuel Cisterna Ubendos, who has been a cleaner in the White House for 14 years. "I am very glad to have Mr Biden as president," said the 46-year-old Mexican. "All of the cleaning staff are. He makes…

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Funny story: Sniffin’ Joe And His Red-Headed Porcupine Press Secretary

Sniffin’ Joe And His Red-Headed Porcupine Press Secretary

BILLINGSGATE POST: Old habits die hard. Sniffin’ Joe Biden’s peculiar penchant for surreptitiously sneaking up behind unsuspecting chicks, putting his lecherous mitts on their quaking shoulders, and then doing a snorkel-less deep dive into the back…

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Funny story: Neanderthal Thinking: A History Lesson, Retort, and Proposed Research Project

Neanderthal Thinking: A History Lesson, Retort, and Proposed Research Project

The governors of Texas and Mississippi who are upset about being characterized as Neanderthal thinkers by President Biden need both a history lesson and better retorts than the ones they’ve used so far. Rather than object to Biden’s label, they migh…

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Funny story: Studies of neanderthal thinking indicate problems of “fear palsy” and loose bowels

Studies of neanderthal thinking indicate problems of “fear palsy” and loose bowels

President Biden's response to news that Texas and Mississippi will open their states to normal, with no mask mandates, has run into a problem. Biden stated that re-opening at this time is “neanderthal thinking”, plus that it's “critical, critical,…

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Funny story: China's anal swab for covid declared “act of war” by Pelosi congress

China's anal swab for covid declared “act of war” by Pelosi congress

President Biden is reported considering battle group activity in Chinese waters, or bombing a few cities to respond to the latest international crisis. Analysts suggest the “anal swab imbroglio” has reached unreasonable levels at this time. The…

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