Based on the tallies from electric voting machines, Senator John McCain of Arizona has been called as the winner in the US elections. This will come as a huge surprise to most Americas, as polls indicated that Senator Barack Obama was going to wi...
PHOENIX, Arizona - In an unprecedented move, Senator John McCain has decided to remove Governor Sarah Palin from the GOP ticket and replace her with Hollywood celebrity Cloris Leachman. One of McCain's chief advisers, Tony Tremain said that even...
Washington, D.C. - Proving once again that he agrees with Bush only ninety percent of the time, McCain broke out of Bush's Corral on his Texas ranch and like a wild jackass that ate loco weed, bucking and hee-hawing before falling off a cliff, he hea...
Sarah Doolittle? - With the final days of Presidential campaigning drawing to an end and the Republican party behind in the polls, it can now be questioned by political pundits whether Sarah Palin was a hope or a hinderance to the process. As both McCain and Palin campaigned separately in the against odds campaign. Palin criss crossed the battleground plains states and McCain headed to Kenn...
FORT WALTON BEACH, Florida - In a surprising political statement, GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin has told Geraldo Rivera of Fox News that even if John McCain somehow pulls it off and is elected president that she will immediately resign her vice president's position. Geraldo asked, "Governor, why in the world would you do that? and secondly, why don't you just drop out now before t...
MUSIC MOUNTAIN, Arizona - GOP candidate John McCain who likes to pride himself as being somewhat of a maverick has certainly upset some musicians in the music industry. What the McCain camp has done, with Big Mac's blessing is that they have take...
Joel and Ethan Coen, the film makers announced today that they will sequel their block buster hit "No Country for Old Men" and point the film in the direction of their customary dark humor with a twist. According to the brothers they will star V...
Allen Town, Pennsylvania - For the first time ever, the Right has invoked the word Nazi against the Left. The new salvo begun with an anti-Obama letter and e-mail campaign targeting Jewish-American voters which attempts to discredit Obama in that com...
Pittsburgh, PA - The leader of the Zombie Party, Ephraim Klipspringer, said in a statement given at the annual Monroeville Mall Zombie Walk, that his party, "ambles aimlessly behind, er, stands behind McCain 100 percent." He continued, "During the...
John McCain could do no worse than to dump Sarah Palin and bring in Cindy McCain as his running mate. Not only is Cindy smart and photogenic, but she has more practical and business experience than all the presidential and vice-presidential candidates put together. In fact, when John was too busy politicking in Washington, Cindy bore his children and single handedly raise them. She helped p...
The McCain-Palin campaign has begun to seriously unravel. McCain's multiple personalities are arguing with each other on campaign tours of three different states. Sarah Palin has struck out on her after accusing McCain handlers of boundiing and gaggi...
Pressed on every side by adversity, Repub candie John McCain has the millstone of the Bush failures around his neck. He is beset by the worst economic collapse since the Great Depression, a limping War in Iraq and a crawling one in Afghanistan. VPILF...
WASHINGTON D.C. President Bush used his Saturday morning radio address to announce his declaration of U.S. Senator and Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama as an Enemy Combatant. The President began, "My fellow Americans, yesterday morni...
A lengthy document has been released from the Republican party's PR office today correcting the constant typing error when writing their presidential candidate's name. The real Republican candidate, John McLain, has been outraged by the constant m...
Washington, D.C. - A funny thing happen to Braack Obama while on his way to Hawaii to visit his sick grandmother, needing some pocket change for the trip, he made a quick stop at a local ATM where he unexpectedly ran into a McCain supporter. "Whe...
CHICKENBONE LAKE, Michigan - Senator John McCain's campaign bus has the slogan the 'Straight Talk Express' painted on the sides. One of his campaign assistants, Champy Carfino said that the name was actually suggested by a nine-year-old boy who l...
Colorado - John McCain today announced his decision to end his campaign and throw his support behind Barack Obama (D-IL). "After a tireless campaign, I can no longer deny the media and the pollsters. I have no chance to win this thing, therefor...
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