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Funny story: Diaries of Jesus found in Jordan

Diaries of Jesus found in Jordan

A set of metal books, each 'page' no bigger than a credit card, have been discovered in Jordan. A flash flood 'miraculously' uncovered two niches in which the books were found. Some are still sealed. Now comes the question? Do we REALLY want to know if these are truly the Diaries of Jesus? What if he was a Spoofer of his day and the contents result in the crashing of Christianity and ot...

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Funny story: Spoof Super Heroes Chapter 5: Return of the Black Squirrel

Spoof Super Heroes Chapter 5: Return of the Black Squirrel

It wasn't everyday they saw a pirate ship on the Thames, thought Jean Le Fete as he guided the Black Squirrel through yet another bridge. Jesus he thought, I'll bet Buddha didn't have to go through this crap. "Depp! Where the bloody hell is Richards at?" yelled Jean, "We need a guitar solo so we can use the cloaking device, damn near to London now. Look sharp everyone, this isn't a bloody movie...

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Funny story: Jesus wept! Japan's very own 'Merovingian' line blames tremor on apostasy

Jesus wept! Japan's very own 'Merovingian' line blames tremor on apostasy

Aomori Prefecture, Japan - Prepare for an imminent Imperial Abdication to atone for failures in the Sendai earthquake horror. That's the message today from descendants of Jesus and local Shingo girl Miyuko who say last Friday's 8.9 quake was predi...

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Funny story: Hawaii Governor Can't Find Obama's Birth Certificate; Advances Immaculate Conception Theory!

Hawaii Governor Can't Find Obama's Birth Certificate; Advances Immaculate Conception Theory!

Hawaii Governor Neil Abercrombie had to put the state laundromat on full spin cycle as he was forced to admit he couldn't produce Barrack Hussein Obama's birth certificate despite claims he was ready to produce it to end Birther's contentions once a...

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Funny story: Jesus Appears at St Patrick's Cathedral in NYC during the Celebration of the Eucharist, Gets Eaten

Jesus Appears at St Patrick's Cathedral in NYC during the Celebration of the Eucharist, Gets Eaten

Jesus Christ shocked the congregation at New Your City's St. Patrick's Cathedral by showing up during the celebration of the Eucharist this past Sunday. Unfortunately for Jesus Christ, the congregation shocked Jesus Christ back, by eating him. "B...

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Funny story: Shocking Discovery Shows That Jesus "Cut" Thirteenth Disciple, Biddy, who wrote the Book of Dirty Ditties, Before the Last Supper

Shocking Discovery Shows That Jesus "Cut" Thirteenth Disciple, Biddy, who wrote the Book of Dirty Ditties, Before the Last Supper

Biblical scholars, combing through old Greek manuscripts, have uncovered the writings of a previously unknown disciple of Jesus whose writings were left out of the New Testament of the Holy Bible. This thirteenth disciple, whose name was Biddy,...

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Funny story: Woman Sells Image of Jesus on Toast Disguised as Bin Laden for Ten Million

Woman Sells Image of Jesus on Toast Disguised as Bin Laden for Ten Million

A Champaign, Illinois woman today sold, at auction, a piece of toast that held the image of Jesus Christ disguised as Osama Bin Laden for ten million dollars. The buyer, a man name Jack B. Sucker, who is a Congressional Aide to an unnamed Senato...

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Funny story: Jesus Apologizes for Giving Congregation Hepatitis A

Jesus Apologizes for Giving Congregation Hepatitis A

Heaven - Jesus Christ issued an apology this morning through his spokesman at the Archdioceses of New York, because of what happened on Christmas morning at a local parish in Long Island. "I feel sorry for those people of my flock that had to get...

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Funny story: Man Spills Soup and Finds Jesus

Man Spills Soup and Finds Jesus

An elderly gentleman from Blackpool finds him at the centre of a religious whirlwind today following an incident as he was making his lunch. Whilst making his favourite soup, he accidentally slipped and spilled the pan across his breadboard. Aft...

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Funny story: Rome Evacuated in Bomb Scare

Rome Evacuated in Bomb Scare

ITALY: The offices in Rome of Il Messaggero, one of Italy's leading newspapers were evacuated early yesterday. What is believed to have been a nuclear bomb was found on the premises, in the editor's office. Army bomb disposal experts were called in t...

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Funny story: Story of Baby Jesus Rewritten to Fit in With Modern Consumerism

Story of Baby Jesus Rewritten to Fit in With Modern Consumerism

LONDON - The original story of baby Jesus invokes love into many a person's heart. But some people feel it is outdated. The story will be remade to conform to the consumeristic and materialistic standards of today. Firstly, Mary received a halo-gr...

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Funny story: 21 proofs to the question "Who really was Jesus"?

21 proofs to the question "Who really was Jesus"?

Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone Brother 2. He liked Gospel 3. He didn't get a fair trial Jesus was Jewish: 4. He lived at home till he was 33 5. He went into his father's business 6. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was a God Jesus was Italian: 7. He talked with his hands 8. He had wine with his meals 9. He used a lot of olive oil Jes...

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Funny story: Bible's 10 Most Powerful Women List of 2010 released. Historians reveal identity of miracle-working great-grandmother of Jesus.

Bible's 10 Most Powerful Women List of 2010 released. Historians reveal identity of miracle-working great-grandmother of Jesus.

INNER SANCTUM, SANCTORUM - THE VATICAN: Future Popatus contender, Chief Cardinal-Scoundrel Burl O'Scooney has just released the 2010 list of The Bible's 10 Most Powerful Women. Perhaps Burl O'Scooney felt that some magnanimous gesture towards more...

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Funny story: Pub Clientele Ignore Meaning Of Life Due To Subtitles

Pub Clientele Ignore Meaning Of Life Due To Subtitles

The clientele of a pub in Norwich, Suffolk, have allegedly passed up the chance to find out the meaning of life, and the answers to numerous other unanswerable questions, because they chose to ignore what was being said due to the fact that it was de...

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Funny story: Jesus Christ was a fag and a communist

Jesus Christ was a fag and a communist

Was Jesus Christ a gay bitch with a loose ass? Was he really a communist? The answer to those questions and others are clear to see in the bible. All the evidence in the bible points to the fact that Jesus was gay. He didn't hang out with women, but instead bedded down every night with 12 male apostles. He wore a robe and had long hair which means he liked dressing in drag. He tells a prostitu...

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Funny story: Christ the King of the Universe

Christ the King of the Universe

King Kong may have met his match. There is a rival King of the Universe - Jesus. To prove this Polish architects have built a statue of Jesus 33 meters (108 feet) high. This represents the 108 years that past before Jesus got a hearing from leaders o...

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Funny story: Son of God Living in Mother's Basement

Son of God Living in Mother's Basement

Devoted Christians have descended on a two-story split ranch in Canton, Ohio where they claim the Son of God is residing in his mother's basement. Jason Druggard, better known to his friends as "Christ" says he can prove he is the son of God. He clai...

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