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Funny story: Japan sneaks curve ball in space

Japan sneaks curve ball in space

Now that Kibo is safely in space the exuberant Japanese reveal they have tweaked the remote manipulator arm (RMA) to throw fastballs the size of small compact cars.

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Funny story: Japan rocks: magnitude 7.1 earthquake may presage return of Godzilla

Japan rocks: magnitude 7.1 earthquake may presage return of Godzilla

Beijing (Xinhua) - A magnitude 7.1 earthquake hit off the east coast of Japan's main Honshu island at 0:45 a.m. Thursday, according to China's earthquake and giant lizard monster observatory network.

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Funny story: Giant Robot Destroys Downtown Tokyo

Giant Robot Destroys Downtown Tokyo

The citizens of Tokyo were trying to come to terms with the latest attack of a giant robot, which destroyed the city's underwear vending machine district.

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Funny story: Japanese shock at Dems' backing of Barack Obama

Japanese shock at Dems' backing of Barack Obama

Obama, Japan - (Ass Mess): The 32,000 inhabitants of the ancient Japanese fishing town of Obama, located in the Wakasa Area of Fukui Prefecture, are deeply worried about the American election.

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Funny story: Japan declares war on USA

Japan declares war on USA

Tokyo (World Confuse Bureau) - Japan today broke the bilateral non-aggression pact signed with America and declared war on its Pacific neighbour. The state television Sonytosh reported, "On this 15th day of the 1st month of 2008 A.D. at 15:15 ho...

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Funny story: Nintendo Own Up to Deliberate Shortage of Wiis

Nintendo Own Up to Deliberate Shortage of Wiis

Tokyo, Japan - The head of computer gaming giant, Nintendo admitted yesterday that the company had deliberately not manufactured enough of their Wii game consoles to satisfy demand.

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Funny story: Japs' Eye View

Japs' Eye View

Japan. Home of barely edible raw fish, ninjas and self destructing middle aged hag-wagons Hyundai. But it is Japan's world beating advances in technology that first bought them to the attention of the civilised world. Japanese manufacturing slave...

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Funny story: Japan's Nuclear Capable Robot Fleet Doesn't Worry USA

Japan's Nuclear Capable Robot Fleet Doesn't Worry USA

Pentagon (VirginLand)- Following the "Light Shed On Nuclear Capabilties" news story a few days ago, a US defence department spokesman has commented on Japan's threat to build a nuclear arsenal of robots at the STUPIDCUNTS'07 summit.

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Funny story: Japan launches $2 billion into space

Japan launches $2 billion into space

Japan has joined the United Sates, Russia, China and India by launching a $2 billion dollar probe toward the moon, which has already proven to be nothing more than a worthless rock.

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Funny story: MHD power plants in America?

MHD power plants in America?

Activists have long chosen to picket power plants that produce toxic waste or create other bad side effects. They urge a Green approach to producing electricity for an ever growing population.

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Funny story: Spying fruit flies developed

Spying fruit flies developed

Shortly after the University of Tokyo announced it had created remote-controlled cockroaches in 1997, the Hollywood blockbuster film "Fifth Element" depi...

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Funny story: Goat triad arrested

Goat triad arrested

Four members of the Japanese triad 'The Order Of The Flying Goats Which Make A Noise Not Dissimilar To That To A Frog Committing Suicide On A Tree Though More Finch-Like', which is a rough translation from the original Japanese, were arrested...

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Funny story: India and Japan take on China, UN called in

India and Japan take on China, UN called in

Washington D.C. (The Lies) - India and Japan are set to take on China as the world's next super power. Jealousy and envy are rife within the ranks of both parliaments as China records record growth in discount shops.

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Funny story: Japanese Prime Minister Shinto suffers penis injury

Japanese Prime Minister Shinto suffers penis injury

TOKYO, Japan (Rooters) -- Japanese Prime Minister Shinto suffered a devastating penis injury in his house on Sunday, a result that could well force Abe to quit having sex and paralyze his penis.

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Funny story: Transformer iPods turn into Robo-Pimps to pleasure Japanese women

Transformer iPods turn into Robo-Pimps to pleasure Japanese women

Tokyo, Japan - Not just for your listening pleasure anymore. Now your iPod can be retrofitted with a special kit to turn it into an adult sex toy for her to enjoy: 'It's Saturday night. All her girlfriends are out with their boyfriends while...

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Funny story: Record Sales for Japan After Quake

Record Sales for Japan After Quake

Johnny Kidd & The Pirates went straight in at no.1 in the Japanese chart with their hit single "Shakin' all Over". The No.2 spot was taken by Jerry Lee Lewis with "Shake, Baby, Shake" and the no.3 was a new entry by The Beatle...

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Funny story: Schoolgirl panty war over!

Schoolgirl panty war over!

July'07: Yesterday it was announced in the capitals of the U.S and Japan by the trade ministers of both countries that the crippling tarrif war over used schoolgirl panties is over.

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