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Funny story: Did Video Games Console kill Jade Goody?

Did Video Games Console kill Jade Goody?

Possible exposure to a video games console may have caused the cancer in Jade Goody, scientists have proved perhaps. Shocking revelations from the Polytechnico of Juventius di Milano departmento di speculananio reveal the Japanese console popular...

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Funny story: Newspaper to be taken to court by cancer victim

Newspaper to be taken to court by cancer victim

Janet Regan, a 31 year old mother of three from Peterborough is taking a British tabloid newspaper to court. Mrs Regan, with three young children and a husband who was made redundant last week due to the greed of British Bankers not allowing him a...

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Funny story: E-E-T NEWS: A-Rod Knows Tic-Tacs, Middle School Beat Down More Than Dow Jones And Amy Fisher Advises Kids

E-E-T NEWS: A-Rod Knows Tic-Tacs, Middle School Beat Down More Than Dow Jones And Amy Fisher Advises Kids

(New York-NY) Yours truly Ed "E." is feeling the pressure at work. Can you believe it, me? We've cut down. I was told that we need to do more with less. Or as my Boss said, "In your case, less with even less." So with the added hours and as you loyal...

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Funny story: WTF: Jack Straw to give Jade Goody dream wedding night?!

WTF: Jack Straw to give Jade Goody dream wedding night?!

London - (Shilpa Shitty Nightmare Mess): Media sources are worried cancer-stricken reality tv contestant Jade Goody 'is being screwed over' by UK Justice (sic) Secretary Jack 'Man of' Straw's guarantee that she 'won't have to spend her wedding night...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown - "Jade Goody is the People's Princess"

Gordon Brown - "Jade Goody is the People's Princess"

The Prime Minister Gordon Brown took time off running the economy yesterday to comment on the latest news about Jade Goody. He came out of Number 10 and spoke to waiting journalists. "The whole of our country, all of us, will be in a state of shoc...

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Funny story: Jack Tweedy Calls For £6.7 Billion Bailout - Or The Wedding's Off

Jack Tweedy Calls For £6.7 Billion Bailout - Or The Wedding's Off

Deadline: The Fighting Cocks Inn, Annit, Herts. - In a hastily called press conference at this quite frankly skanky pub, convicted felon Jack Tweedy showed off his ankle tag to assembled press personnel before getting down to the real nitty gritty.

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Funny story: Cancer Expected To Kill Millions More, Aside From Jade Goody

Cancer Expected To Kill Millions More, Aside From Jade Goody

Cancer, the terrible disease that has taken hold of the Big Brother 'star' Jade Goody, is this morning reported to be a risk for millions of other sufferers worldwide, many of whom will also die. Cancer can affect people of all ages, but the risk...

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Funny story: Jade Goody to live out days in Big Brother House

Jade Goody to live out days in Big Brother House

A deal has been struck whereby the producers of Big Brother will transform the BB House into a Hospice where Jade Goody will spend her final days. A spokesman for Inyerface Media said "Basically the BB format will be followed, but obviously there...

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Funny story: Jade's Got it Made Reveals Ron

Jade's Got it Made Reveals Ron

Today 'Big' Ron Atkinson revealed he found Jade Goody to be a wonderful role model. In a recent interview Ron said "If only I could get the kind of exposure that tart's had. Everyone's forgot about her old playful racist banter. I want a piece of...

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Funny story: Goody to Become Saint

Goody to Become Saint

Former 'Big Brother' contestant and tabloid revenue-stream Jade Goody is to be beatified by His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI, it was announced today, in recognition of her tireless work to benefit race relations. The move, which is the result of a c...

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Funny story: Shilpa Shetty voodoo hex blamed for Goody woes

Shilpa Shetty voodoo hex blamed for Goody woes

London - (Karmic Crap Mess): BNP fans of Jade Goody's 2007 Celebrity Racist Big Brother rant are in hiding this weekend after blaming a Shilpa Shetty 'voodoo hex' for the stricken reality TV contestant's woes. "Shetty invoked the wrath of Kali, go...

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Funny story: Jade Goody all set for role in Eastenders

Jade Goody all set for role in Eastenders

Cancer ridden tabloid cod piece Jade Goody was said to be delighted after the make a wish foundation granted her wish of appearing in long running BBC television show eastenders. It's thought the former big brother, celebrity big brother and racis...

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Funny story: Jade Goody - The Subject Nobody Dares Tackle

Jade Goody - The Subject Nobody Dares Tackle

What can you say about Jade Goody? You can say that she's having a hard time of it at the moment, but then sometimes it's difficult to sympathise. Goody caused an absolute furore over her disgraceful treatment of Bollywood icon Shilpa Shetty in Celebrity Big Brother. Goody tried to make amends for her blunder by travelling to India to take part in an Indian version of Celebrity Big Brothe...

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Funny story: Jade Goody forum causes Internet to crash

Jade Goody forum causes Internet to crash

The Internet was shut down for an incredible 7 hours earlier this month following Jade Goody's announcement that she was going ahead with her cancer treatment during the panto season. Engineers working frantically to discover the cause, found tha...

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Funny story: 'I Nearly Scratched My Leg, But Then I Decided Against It.'- Jade Goody

'I Nearly Scratched My Leg, But Then I Decided Against It.'- Jade Goody

Former Big Brother star Jade Goody thought about scratching her leg yesterday, before deciding against it. She broke the news at a hastily convened press conference in the early hours of this morning. 'I was about to scratch it, but then the itc...

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Funny story: Jade Goody's £1 million Bentley repossessed

Jade Goody's £1 million Bentley repossessed

Brave Reality TV heroine Jade Goody has had her beloved £1 million Bentley convertible repossessed by the finance company 'Grabit and Scarpa'. The car originally cost her only £100,000, but due to a variety of exclusive stories in various tabloid...

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Funny story: Baddy or Goody

Baddy or Goody

A recent survey has revealed that 85% of the general public have no sympathy whatsoever for Jade Goody in her harrowing cancer battle. One man, 44, from Lincs. said "Better people have fought cancer and died from it. I wouldn't be surprised if th...

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